Toilet Paper: Hard or soft?

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#1 CondomSanta
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How do you like your toilet paper?

Do you like the soft stuff? A lot of people prefer the gentle softness.

Do you like the hard stuff? Soft stuff not doing the job, do you need to hard stuff to get the hard to get stuff?

Discuss.

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#2 GameFreak315
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That's an interesting take on the hard toilet paper, but I'm much more of a softy. :oops: :P
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#3 CrimzonTide
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Hard toilet paper? Sounds lovely. I'd have to go with the soft stuff...
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#4 bungie091
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I use planks of wood
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#5 nobodyshero87
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I use leaves >_>
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#6 fordprefect294
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three seashells FTW
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#7 L8erSquare
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ROTFLOL :lol:

I like soft paper because its easy on my butt ;)

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#8 Creeping_Wolf
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I've never really thought about it.....course I've never wiped with sandpaper, either. :|
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#9 tzar3
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I use my hands.
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#10 Bourbons3
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Why would you prefer hard paper over soft? :|
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#11 Bourbons3
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I use my hands.tzar3
Nice :oops:
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#12 easteast
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I like it soft, because I don't want a butt like a baboon.
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#13 arab_prince
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Just how I like my taco's, nice and soft :wink:
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#14 xtn702
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Soft :)
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#15 CondomSanta
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When there is a mess down there, sometimes soft just doesn't get the job done. It breaks and whatever. Sometimes you need the tougher "harder" stuff to get all nice down there.
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#16 RamboSymbiot
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i use rocks.
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#17 StephenHu
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Hard as in those ones in public toilets? I hate those, I much prefer the soft ones
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#18 Legacyoftain
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I like the Scott brand TP....nice thin sheets...they last forever and they get the job done..I dont need quilted TP that costs 3 times as much and ends up in the same place...
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#19 Legacyoftain
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Just how I like my taco's, nice and soft :wink:arab_prince
you mean how you like your hots dogs? long and plump?
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#20 TheJustin
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I like to take a slice of sand paper and dip it in glue/hotsauce and then stick it in a box of broken glass and then whipe. Then I turn to the mirror and highfive the SEXY guy I always see.
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#21 Masoa
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I want mine nice and smooth... and it need to smell like strawberry! :D

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#22 iloveyoufudgems
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i like medium but i have cheap toilet paper and it feels like damn sand paper
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#23 queenfan66
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i dont toilet paper :|

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#24 agilefalcon16
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Hard/firm. Soft would feel squishy and disgusting. :|
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#25 lycrof
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Hardish. Having a harry ass really sucks at soem points.
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#26 kirktheninja
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Soft.
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#27 delol
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soft,very soft
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#28 KJAX90
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Sandpaper is where it's at.
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#29 delol
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Sandpaper is where it's at.KJAX90
Ouch
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#30 Grouch0de
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The soft stuff breaks into pieces and the last thing I need is little pieces of toilet paper dangling from my ass. I'll keep my hard Scott toilet paper.
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#31 Apollo5000
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Paper?

I use the three seashells...

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#32 Calpalg
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soft stuff, i like to have my ass caressed.
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the softie :oops:

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#34 KurialGod
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Ever heard someone say selling "Hard" toilet papers? I go with soft.

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#35 DarKre
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Who needs toilet paper when you got baby wipes.
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#36 sthadji
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I use Chuck Norris - with soft toilet paper.
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#38 Apollo5000
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Nobody got ma joke...:(
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#39 Calpalg
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Nobody got ma joke...:(Apollo5000

sorry, but...

three seashells FTWearlier in the thread

...

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#40 Masinai
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Soft is best.
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I prefer Soft...
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#42 Apollo5000
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[QUOTE="Apollo5000"]Nobody got ma joke...:(Calpalg

sorry, but...

three seashells FTWearlier in the thread

...

doi...

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#43 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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Soft, there was toliet paper with little pillows like thingies in it, however it was expensive but on sale.
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#44 LexLas
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three seashells FTWfordprefect294
Ok i never understood the 3 seashell thing ? Can someone explain that to me ? Thanks

PS. Soft only please.

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#45 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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[QUOTE="Calpalg"]

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"]Nobody got ma joke...:(Apollo5000

sorry, but...

three seashells FTWearlier in the thread

...

doi...

Dammit what is that from again? I remember that.

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#46 Flow4U
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Real men use their cats.
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#47 -MlKE-
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Who needs toilet paper? God gave you hands, use 'em!
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#48 gdogghenrikson
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soft
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#49 tazzydnc
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I use sand paper.  Works like a charm but only for the real men.
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#50 bebopoutlaw3gun
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I hate hard toilet paper...the kind they always have in department stores...*shudders*

Soft FT!

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