Tomato excuse for prostitute in car

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#1 The_Gaming_Baby
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261

A man caught with a prostitute in his car told police she was there to show him where to buy tomatoes.

Very amusing

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#2 GrayF0X786
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why did it have to be a fvcking Muslim

why why why why dumb shytes

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#3 Rattlesnake_8
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What a great excuse..
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#4 Renevent42
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why did it have to be a fvcking Muslim

why why why why dumb shytes

GrayF0X786
Why wouldn't it be a muslim?
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#5 AbstractRadical
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I bet the cops didn't expect to hear that excuse lol
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#6 themajormayor
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What a d*ck police to care about them. Didn't read article btw.
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#7 indzman
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He didn't make excuse, he was checking out the juicy tomatoes of the prostitute :P

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#8 Riverwolf007
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i can't imagine paying someone for sex.

hell i won't even go to strip clubs with my friends because it is too much like paying a girl to pay attention to you.

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#9 leviathan91
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i can't imagine paying someone for sex.

hell i won't even go to strip clubs with my friends because it is too much like paying a girl to pay attention to you.

Riverwolf007

Well technically you'll always pay for sex one way or another, whether it's soliciting a prostitute or taking a girl out for dinner.

Technically.

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#10 Renevent42
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[QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

i can't imagine paying someone for sex.

hell i won't even go to strip clubs with my friends because it is too much like paying a girl to pay attention to you.

leviathan91

Well technically you'll always pay for sex one way or another, whether it's soliciting a prostitute or taking a girl out for dinner.

Technically.

I think that's more a matter of perspective.  Speaking personally I don't see paying for dinner the same as paying for sex.  That part is more getting to know someone and about enjoying spending time with that person.  If sex happens afterwards, I don't see the dinner before hand as payment.

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[QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

i can't imagine paying someone for sex.

hell i won't even go to strip clubs with my friends because it is too much like paying a girl to pay attention to you.

leviathan91

Well technically you'll always pay for sex one way or another, whether it's soliciting a prostitute or taking a girl out for dinner.

Technically.

What about the girls that just jump at you and want your schlong?
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#13 m0zart
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[QUOTE="leviathan91"]

[QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

i can't imagine paying someone for sex.

hell i won't even go to strip clubs with my friends because it is too much like paying a girl to pay attention to you.

chaplainDMK

Well technically you'll always pay for sex one way or another, whether it's soliciting a prostitute or taking a girl out for dinner.

Technically.

What about the girls that just jump at you and want your schlong?

In that case you're paying for sex with sex.

Technically. :P

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#14 konvikt_17
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he just wanted to see her tomatoes

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#15 Fightingfan
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How does someone know a woman is a prostitute and not just a slut?
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why did it have to be a fvcking Muslim

why why why why dumb shytes

GrayF0X786

because Muslims are as shitty and hypocritical as the rest of us?

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#17 The_Lipscomb
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Another thing that time is being wasted on. Who cares if she's a prostitute.. Leave the two adults who came to an agreement alone.

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#18 leviathan91
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why did it have to be a fvcking Muslim

why why why why dumb shytes

GrayF0X786

Ha, I'm the same way when it comes to my people. :P You know the thought process like, "Oh man, why did it have to be an Armenian?"