Tonight, we are going to debunk one of America's greatest mysteries

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#1 Vax45
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This mystery has been bothering me for quite some time. 

It's a mystery that affects everyone around it. 

It makes people go insane and throw tantrums. 

It is a mystery that has been affecting Americans for many, many years now.

And they mystery is... why do old people drive so slow? 

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#2 Stebanned
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because they think if they go over 25 they will go into the future
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#3 maddog3512
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I always thought they're too weak to push the pedal down. 

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#4 Guitarking411
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Because they know I want to drive fast.
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#5 Dethshoot
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because they think if they go over 25 they will go into the futureStebanned

I think you're right. They're scared of going so fast that they'll travel through time and space.

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#6 fidosim
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GET OUT OF THE STREET! OLD PEOPLE ARE DRIVING!!!

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#7 bminns
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because they think if they go over 25 they will go into the futureStebanned

:lol:  i really found that funny.

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#8 superelite2688
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i think its because there reaction time is slower than it use to be when they were young so they drive slower so that they can process there surroundings at the required rate for there safety

 

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#9 Vax45
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GET OUT OF THE STREET! OLD PEOPLE ARE DRIVING!!!

fidosim

CAAAAAAAAAAPS!!! 

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#10 tzar3
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They just cant think straight is all. But it does get annoying.
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#11 fidosim
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[QUOTE="fidosim"]

GET OUT OF THE STREET! OLD PEOPLE ARE DRIVING!!!

Vax45

CAAAAAAAAAAPS!!! 

Haven't you seen the South Park episode?

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#12 Redgarl
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I though it was how can SPAM get so much attention...
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#13 bminns
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all i know is when i'm old, i'm going to be drunk all day, playing videogames, and most likely posting on gamespot. level 209 ftw!
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#14 Fortier
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Hell if I know...if I live to that age, I'd have more incentive to drive more recklessly...I'll have even less to lose.
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#15 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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Hmm, probably they think that they will lose control if they drive any faster
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#17 quadraleap
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When you get old your CPU gets slower as the others get faster.

 

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#18 Mumbles527
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I still think everyone should be forced to be retested at a certain age.  Some elderly people seriously can't drive, and yet the law says they're allowed to because they were able to 70 years ago.  I'm sure there was plenty of **** they could have done 70 years ago.