Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," does not mean he was raping an animal... Montaya

[QUOTE="Montaya"]"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," does not mean he was raping an animal... Ultimate-Playa

No means no :(xaos

[QUOTE="Ultimate-Playa"][QUOTE="Montaya"]"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," does not mean he was raping an animal... Luncbox1

Raccoons have a large strike distance, the guy was drunk, depants and near the racoon with his junk flailing around i have no doubt the raccoon could have leaped at the guys junk and did the damage. For instance, im extra careful getting out of the shower when the cat is in there where my junk is vulnerable and everyone knows cats like to leap and attack things that dangle and move around no matter what they are, same difference.

Rofl XD

Edit: Wanna know how I got these SCARS?? :lol:

[QUOTE="Luncbox1"][QUOTE="Ultimate-Playa"] Then his dick would had not been bitten if I go by your logic.Montaya

Raccoons have a large strike distance, the guy was drunk, depants and near the racoon with his junk flailing around i have no doubt the raccoon could have leaped at the guys junk and did the damage. For instance, im extra careful getting out of the shower when the cat is in there where my junk is vulnerable and everyone knows cats like to leap and attack things that dangle and move around no matter what they are, same difference.

[QUOTE="Montaya"]"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," does not mean he was raping an animal... Ultimate-Playa