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Presumably because his chief goal is the mess with God's plans. God apparently wants every one of us to join Him in heaven, and is deeply upset by the loss of even a single soul. Thus, if Satan can convince a person to surrender his or her soul to himself, it prevents it from going to God, which hurts God.
He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.CrimzonTide
Yeah, I almost bought one of those from this shady-looking character when I was down in Georgia.
[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.SpaceMoose
Yeah, I almost bought one of those from this shady-looking character when I was down in Georgia.
Never challenge people to fiddle matches in Georgia :x
[QUOTE="SpaceMoose"][QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.CrimzonTide
Yeah, I almost bought one of those from this shady-looking character when I was down in Georgia.
Never challenge people to fiddle matches in Georgia :x
:o aww dang... I guess its going to be warm where I go :cry:
A better question would be why the devil eats babies (imo).EboyLOLBecause he finds them delicious? :|
[QUOTE="SpaceMoose"][QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.CrimzonTide
Yeah, I almost bought one of those from this shady-looking character when I was down in Georgia.
Never challenge people to fiddle matches in Georgia :x
You'd be surprised at how many souls he acquires playing poker...
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