Totally important and very serious theological question of the day.

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#1 SpaceMoose
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Why does the devil buy souls? I mean, is he just bored? Is he hoping they will gain value over time? Are they limited edition collectibles like Beanie Babies or something? Is it strictly an image thing? Or maybe he's selling them on the black market to robots.
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A better question would be why the devil eats babies (imo).
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Packrat Syndrome.
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#4 pianist
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Presumably because his chief goal is the mess with God's plans. God apparently wants every one of us to join Him in heaven, and is deeply upset by the loss of even a single soul. Thus, if Satan can convince a person to surrender his or her soul to himself, it prevents it from going to God, which hurts God.

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b/c he is evil
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He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.
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#7 SpaceMoose
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He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.CrimzonTide

Yeah, I almost bought one of those from this shady-looking character when I was down in Georgia.

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#8 CrimzonTide
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[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.SpaceMoose

Yeah, I almost bought one of those from this shady-looking character when I was down in Georgia.

Never challenge people to fiddle matches in Georgia :x

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[QUOTE="SpaceMoose"]

[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.CrimzonTide

Yeah, I almost bought one of those from this shady-looking character when I was down in Georgia.

Never challenge people to fiddle matches in Georgia :x

:o aww dang... I guess its going to be warm where I go :cry:

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A better question would be why the devil eats babies (imo).EboyLOL
Because he finds them delicious? :|
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#11 CptJSparrow
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Collectibles. Think about it; he has Napoleon, Hitler , and all sorts of other rare and famous souls.
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#12 bigfatcrap
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Because he's a jerk. He gave me a wet willie the other day.
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#13 DeLurk
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Packrat Syndrome.ElZilcho90

First time I heard that was today on MSNBC Coroners special.

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Everyone needs a hobby:)
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they make good anal lube.
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[QUOTE="SpaceMoose"]

[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]He doesn't buy souls, he outplays people on fiddles for their souls. Sometimes he loses and has to fork over a fiddle made of pure gold though.CrimzonTide

Yeah, I almost bought one of those from this shady-looking character when I was down in Georgia.

Never challenge people to fiddle matches in Georgia :x

You'd be surprised at how many souls he acquires playing poker...