The next time one of you budding lovers of OT are in need of some advice (you know who you are), look no further than the tried and true methods of Mr. Shane Moul.
Shane has been romancing the girl of his dreams for nearly 20 years.
In all began in 1994, when Shane first met Tracy in the library at their middle school. He was an awkward lad, and a bit of a loner. But Tracy saw through it. She was friendly to the boy. It was love at first sight. This was the girl he would spend the rest of his life pursuing.
And so began an exciting, dramatic, passionate two-decade-long courtship. Nothing would stop him from getting to the woman he loved. He sent countless letters to her. Some of the letters apparently didn't get through (post office is so unreliable these days), so he also wrote letters to all her friends and family.
Naturally, Tracy loved the attention and decided to play hard-to-get. Shane was game. He found where she worked and would wait hours outside for her to appear. Shane knew he and Tracy were meant to be together. It's destiny. You can't fight destiny.
Shane Moul's passion knows no bounds. When a ****blocking prosecutor tried to get in his way, he threatened to mutilate his genitals, feed his heart to dogs, and break every bone in his body. That's true love.
But now it appears our Casanova has been sentenced to 26 years in prison. Why you ask? In this heartless country, it's apparently illegal for a man to love a woman. That's the only explanation that makes sense.
Link to his inspiring, yet heartbreaking story.
Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if he already posts here. His picture certainly looks like it was taken straight from one of the post-your-pic threads.
Discuss!
Studly, what lucky girl wouldn't want him? 
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