Two Women caught stealing items and hiding them in their body fat.

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This one had me laughing for a little bit

A pair of would-be shoplifters gave themselves a fat chance for a clean getaway.Using their body fat to hide the stolen goods, two women allegedly swiped $2,600 of merchandise at an Oklahoma TJ Maxx before being caught in the act, police said.

One of the women, Hamm said, tried to smuggle three pairs of boots underneath her breasts.In total, the roly-poly robbers tried to escape with four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans a wallet and gloves, police said.

Now that's thinking with your stomach.

I totally thought they would slice open their belly and stick the goods in there. Then I thought about that idea :P

lol at the police officer trying not to call them fat "areas of... excess skin"

I totally thought they would slice open their belly and stick the goods in there. Then I thought about that idea :P

Da_lil_PimP

Flabulous.

What happened to ,good ol' ,stashing things up your vaginagrape_of_wrath

Good Lard, that was pretty smart but also stupid. I hope the store was lipid with disgust

Now that's thinking with your stomach.

Pirate700

3 pairs of boots under her breast? thats a huge **** :shock:

The one on the left has crazy eyes.

only after a complete autopsy a proper estimation of the worth of their thefts would be possible.

If the security/police were to pursue them if they tried to escape, could you call the security/police "chubby chasers"?Agent-Zero

[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"]If the security/police were to pursue them if they tried to escape, could you call the security/police "chubby chasers"?mrmusicman247

...I wonder how fat they are if they can smuggle THREE boots and conceal them! :lol:

Fat AND dumb...what more could you ask for?

2600 dollars worth of stuff? Jesus!

That is just gross...

lol I swear. Sometimes I just feel like...Only black people could come up with some of this stuff. Although a part of me doubts they were the first to try. very hilarious.

Mephers

You know what, they can have those items. Yuck. LOL.

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lol I swear. Sometimes I just feel like...Only black people could come up with some of this stuff. Although a part of me doubts they were the first to try. very hilarious.

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lol I swear. Sometimes I just feel like...Only black people could come up with some of this stuff. Although a part of me doubts they were the first to try. very hilarious.

Mephers

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[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] Alright... That's not racist at all :roll:.-Big_Red-

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glad we agree.

Mephers

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[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] -_-......... Howcome everytime people like you see someone belonging to a group of people unlike your own do something bad/stupid, you automatically equate said idiotic act, with said group of people?

[QUOTE="Mephers"] Thats very presumptuous. However to answer your question - I dont. I feel we as african americans should take more responsibility for our actions - act more responsible given the opportunities we have been presented. Every day i turn on the news, what do I see? 19 out of 20 murderers rapists and thieves are black. We are no more or less evil than anyone else. Frankly its embarrassing to me.

thats gross. =PAllicrombie

[QUOTE="AutoPilotOn"][QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] You can't really go by the media. They show what tey want. But I do see where you're coming from. I blame mainstream hip-hop/rap music.

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glad we agree.

Mephers

The visible miniorties have a high percentage of their numbers in the lowest income bracket of earnings. And who do you think is the most likely to commit crimes in the first place? The poor.

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[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] -_-......... Howcome everytime people like you see someone belonging to a group of people unlike your own do something bad/stupid, you automatically equate said idiotic act, with said group of people?

bobaban

The visible miniorties have a high percentage of their numbers in the lowest income bracket of earnings. And who do you think is the most likely to commit crimes in the first place? The poor.

[QUOTE="Mephers"] Thats very presumptuous. However to answer your question - I dont. I feel we as african americans should take more responsibility for our actions - act more responsible given the opportunities we have been presented. Every day i turn on the news, what do I see? 19 out of 20 murderers rapists and thieves are black. We are no more or less evil than anyone else. Frankly its embarrassing to me.

The visible miniorties have a high percentage of their numbers in the lowest income bracket of earnings. And who do you think is the most likely to commit crimes in the first place? The poor.

[QUOTE="Mephers"][QUOTE="bobaban"] Doesn't that seem unfair though? One person of your race does something idiotic, and now it reflects badly on the entire race. If a white person did something like that, they'd judge the individual not the race.

The visible miniorties have a high percentage of their numbers in the lowest income bracket of earnings. And who do you think is the most likely to commit crimes in the first place? The poor.

-Big_Red-

Hmm, I can think of a punishment that would fit the crime, and be beneficial to the fat people, but then I would be considered disgusting. Oh well.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="Mephers"] I do not like people making excuses for us. Being poor is NO excuse. Ive been poor my entire life and am of the same race. I may not like it but this sort of thing is a problem plaguing my people and culture - but I refuse to make flimsy excuses, as Ive said before we need to step up and be responsible not hide behind racism or being poor.Mephers