Unintelligent things you've done recently?

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#1 massiv-damage
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Today I was eating candy and I bit my finger. :x
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#2 Luncbox1
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Someone told me that the gum wrappers on Five gum dissolved in your mouth... I tried it.

Didn't go so well after they started laughing hysterically at me.

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#3 sagecrow
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At work last weekend I was standing with my back to the counter and my coworker said my boyfriend was coming up to the counter. I turned around and said, "Hey Baby" and it was this gross, smelly old man. The guy smiled a wide, toothless grin said, "Hey Honey, Ya gonna come home and drink this with me?" (I work in a liquor store). My coworker started laughing hysterically and I turned beet red. I should know by now not to listen to him...
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#4 Ninja-Hippo
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Ate a share-bag of chilli Nobby's Nuts before. :| My stomach keeps making bubbling, swamp-like noises. :(
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#5 Luncbox1
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At work last weekend I was standing with my back to the counter and my coworker said my boyfriend was coming up to the counter. I turned around and said, "Hey Baby" and it was this gross, smelly old man. The guy smiled a wide, toothless grin said, "Hey Honey, Ya gonna come home and drink this with me?" (I work in a liquor store). My coworker started laughing hysterically and I turned beet red. I should know by now not to listen to him...sagecrow

lol, at least the creepy guy had a sense of humour.

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#6 silence790
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Fall asleep in the bathtub. :P
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#7 sagecrow
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[QUOTE="sagecrow"]At work last weekend I was standing with my back to the counter and my coworker said my boyfriend was coming up to the counter. I turned around and said, "Hey Baby" and it was this gross, smelly old man. The guy smiled a wide, toothless grin said, "Hey Honey, Ya gonna come home and drink this with me?" (I work in a liquor store). My coworker started laughing hysterically and I turned beet red. I should know by now not to listen to him...Luncbox1

lol, at least the creepy guy had a sense of humour.

Ugh, I don't think he was joking... :)

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#8 The_Zoid
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Get pulled over, then dent up your car 2 days later. >_>

All this last week for me. :(

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#9 4StringSamurai
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I typed gamespot.com into my webbrowser.:(
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#10 Tykain
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I spent the full day yesterday doing something at my job before figuring out a colleague already did it :|
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#11 Blu_Falcon37
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Spent a good 5 minutes looking for the TV remote only to realize it was in my hand >_>
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#12 Montaya
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Well this morning at 2am after work i was driving 90 in a 50mph zone racing someone.
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#13 Mythbuster4ever
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Super glue, fingers

Need I say more?

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#14 sircrapalot9261
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Spent a good 5 minutes looking for the TV remote only to realize it was in my hand >_>Blu_Falcon37

ive done that before:D

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#15 qwertyoip
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Super glue, fingers

Need I say more?

Mythbuster4ever
how 'buot saying moore>?
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#16 Blu_Falcon37
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[QUOTE="Blu_Falcon37"]Spent a good 5 minutes looking for the TV remote only to realize it was in my hand >_>sircrapalot9261

ive done that before:D

*looks at sig*

*looks at sircrapalot9261's avatar*

>_>

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#17 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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Um, well, yesterday my parents let me drive for the first time in my life, and somehow I ended up in my neighbor's lawn. I hit their truck and annihilated some of their landscaping. That was pretty stupid.
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#18 The_Zoid
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Well this morning at 2am after work i was driving 90 in a 50mph zone racing someone.Montaya
I did something like that the day I dented up my car. Got to about 95 in a 55.

I'm not a bad driver I swear.

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#19 DuschBag
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opened this thread...
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#20 suker009
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this really isnt untintelligent but i started singing "stacies mom" and some kid fliped out me and i had no damn clue why he was so pissed, it was an incredibly akward situation and he threatned me
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#21 suker009
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btw that was in class ^^^^^
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#22 Montaya
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[QUOTE="Montaya"]Well this morning at 2am after work i was driving 90 in a 50mph zone racing someone.The_Zoid

I did something like that the day I dented up my car. Got to about 95 in a 55.

I'm not a bad driver I swear.

ya sure you are, not everyone is gifted with superior driving and racing skills such as myself. :D lol jk.