so ur ona date ur talking to her/he
the table next to u has a consist of a man
the status of such of teh man:hes Choking
what do u do
me= NOTHING
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Throw a brick at him._S0LID_SNAKE_
And ruin your chances of getting laid. I mean, what if she was really really good looking
[QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Throw a brick at him.sprint_car_fan2
And ruin your chances of getting laid. I mean, what if she was really really good looking
Hmmmmm you have a good point.Wait I got a better one:
Your at a restaraunt, on a date,
AND YOU GET A BONER!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO!?USSJAndrew
The urinal is your friend.
[QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]Wait I got a better one:
Your at a restaraunt, on a date,
AND YOU GET A BONER!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO!?aaaaarrrrggggg
The urinal is your friend.
Yea, but how do you get there. I mean your sittin there in a crowded restaraunt.
[QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]Wait I got a better one:
Your at a restaraunt, on a date,
AND YOU GET A BONER!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO!?aaaaarrrrggggg
The urinal is your friend.
You know what else is your friend? Her mouth
[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"][QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]Wait I got a better one:
Your at a restaraunt, on a date,
AND YOU GET A BONER!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO!?sprint_car_fan2
The urinal is your friend.
You know what else is your friend? Her mouth
Yea, I hope we've all seen American Wedding.
[QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]Wait I got a better one:
Your at a restaraunt, on a date,
AND YOU GET A BONER!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO!?aaaaarrrrggggg
The urinal is your friend.
What if you get TOO friendly with the urinal? [spoiler]Yea, but how do you get there. I mean your sittin there in a crowded restaraunt.
USSJAndrew
No one will notice as you walk towards your destination. Just stay hunched!
What if you get TOO friendly with the urinal? [spoiler][/spoiler] ^^^^That's whatplasmaninja
:shock:That guy...must be pretty desperate...
[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"][QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]Wait I got a better one:
Your at a restaraunt, on a date,
AND YOU GET A BONER!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO!?plasmaninja
The urinal is your friend.
What if you get TOO friendly with the urinal? [spoiler]:lol: That was funny as hell
I can help him, I know the Heimlich.
Also, saving lives is a one-way ticket to Scores-ville with the ladies. ;)
[QUOTE="plasmaninja"] What if you get TOO friendly with the urinal? [spoiler]
[/spoiler] ^^^^That's whataaaaarrrrggggg
:shock:That guy...must be pretty desperate...
Or drunk...Or he tried too hard, got exhausted and passed out...Or he was the guy that was choking...I give him the Heimlich.
Unless it is you.
I then wonder why of all the crappy things to do for a date I chose going to a restaurant.
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