Ur at a restarant, on a date

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#1 LugDump
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so ur ona date ur talking to her/he

the table next to u has a consist of a man

the status of such of teh man:hes Choking

what do u do

me= NOTHING

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#2 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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Help him. I know how to.
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#3 Beaman
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STOP MAKING NEW TOPICS PLEASE.
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#4 Dark__Link
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Talk louder.
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#5 hachiman128
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Slip a date rape pill in his date's drink, that'll help him.
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#6 makaveli2344
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STOP MAKING NEW TOPICS PLEASE.Beaman

Agreed.

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#7 -hotaru-
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Let the woman get up and save the guy while I sit back and laugh....:roll:
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#8 stevendiep_100
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save the guy to impress the girl
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#9 Mercury_May2112
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Let the woman get up and save the guy while I sit back and laugh....:roll:-hotaru-

:lol:

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#10 elmo90
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Well I've never seen a table that had a "consist of a man", but I would definitely help him. I'm a first responder so it'd kind of be bad if I didn't.
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#11 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Finish him off....
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#12 RPG10080
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Save him... I've had training on heimlich (I know... spelled wrong)and CPR
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#13 sprint_car_fan2
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Well..........I would save him, and impress the girl, because that ups your chances of getting laid
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#14 mac906
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Talk louder.Dark__Link
Sounds like what I would do too. :P
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#15 _S0LID_SNAKE_
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Throw a brick at him.
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#16 The_PirateKing
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~-~Help him. I know how cuz I work at a day care and I had to learn.~-~
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#17 plasmaninja
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Finish him off....
aaaaarrrrggggg
 FATALITY!!!
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#18 pwnmaster
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I would do the heimlich(sp?) on the choking guy.
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#19 puremage1209
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[QUOTE="Beaman"]STOP MAKING NEW TOPICS PLEASE.makaveli2344

Agreed.

indeed

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#20 sprint_car_fan2
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Throw a brick at him._S0LID_SNAKE_

And ruin your chances of getting laid. I mean, what if she was really really good looking

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#21 aaaaarrrrggggg
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[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]Finish him off....
plasmaninja
FATALITY!!!

I was thinking Mortal Combat :P

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#22 sprint_car_fan2
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at Wow, you guys......holy ****
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#24 sprint_car_fan2
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HAHAHAHAHA.....have her....you know......
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#25 _S0LID_SNAKE_
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[QUOTE="_S0LID_SNAKE_"]Throw a brick at him.sprint_car_fan2

And ruin your chances of getting laid. I mean, what if she was really really good looking

Hmmmmm you have a good point.
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#26 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Wait I got a better one:

Your at a restaraunt, on a date,

AND YOU GET A BONER!!!

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

USSJAndrew

The urinal is your friend.

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#27 USSJAndrew
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[QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]

Wait I got a better one:

Your at a restaraunt, on a date,

AND YOU GET A BONER!!!

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

aaaaarrrrggggg

The urinal is your friend.

Yea, but how do you get there. I mean your sittin there in a crowded restaraunt.

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#28 sprint_car_fan2
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[QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]

Wait I got a better one:

Your at a restaraunt, on a date,

AND YOU GET A BONER!!!

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

aaaaarrrrggggg

The urinal is your friend.

You know what else is your friend? Her mouth

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#29 USSJAndrew
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[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"][QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]

Wait I got a better one:

Your at a restaraunt, on a date,

AND YOU GET A BONER!!!

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

sprint_car_fan2

The urinal is your friend.

You know what else is your friend? Her mouth

Yea, I hope we've all seen American Wedding.

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#30 plasmaninja
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[QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]

Wait I got a better one:

Your at a restaraunt, on a date,

AND YOU GET A BONER!!!

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

aaaaarrrrggggg

The urinal is your friend.

What if you get TOO friendly with the urinal? [spoiler]  [/spoiler] ^^^^That's what
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#31 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Yea, but how do you get there. I mean your sittin there in a crowded restaraunt.

USSJAndrew

No one will notice as you walk towards your destination. Just stay hunched!

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#32 aaaaarrrrggggg
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What if you get TOO friendly with the urinal? [spoiler]  [/spoiler] ^^^^That's whatplasmaninja

:shock:That guy...must be pretty desperate...

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#33 USSJAndrew
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[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"][QUOTE="USSJAndrew"]

Wait I got a better one:

Your at a restaraunt, on a date,

AND YOU GET A BONER!!!

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

plasmaninja

The urinal is your friend.

What if you get TOO friendly with the urinal? [spoiler]  [/spoiler] ^^^^That's what

:lol: That was funny as hell

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#34 sprint_car_fan2
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ROTFLMAO this is to funny
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#35 Canuck3000
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Talk louder.Dark__Link
Rofl. Nice. :P
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#36 CheddarLimbo
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I can help him, I know the Heimlich.

Also, saving lives is a one-way ticket to Scores-ville with the ladies. ;)

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#37 KrayzieJ
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Help him out. make the girl think im some kind of hero.
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#38 plasmaninja
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[QUOTE="plasmaninja"] What if you get TOO friendly with the urinal? [spoiler]  [/spoiler] ^^^^That's whataaaaarrrrggggg

:shock:That guy...must be pretty desperate...

Or drunk...Or he tried too hard, got exhausted and passed out...Or he was the guy that was choking...
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#39 ice_radon
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Help him out!
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#40 sprint_car_fan2
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We are sick people
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#41 blazinpuertoroc
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Finish him off....
aaaaarrrrggggg
i lol'd
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#42 sprint_car_fan2
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im still laughing, this should be thread of the year
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#43 SpaceMoose
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I give him the Heimlich.

Unless it is you.

I then wonder why of all the crappy things to do for a date I chose going to a restaurant.

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#44 sprint_car_fan2
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haha good point SpaceMoose