MSN Money has published an article that ranks the 34 worst college majors by the unemployment rates that their graduates will encounter in the current US job market. There are some entries that I found pretty surprising and worrisome.
MSN Slideshow
Here they are, ranked from least worst to worst by unemployment rate:
34. Philosophy: 5.0%
33. Leisure and Hospitality: 5.0%
32. Economics: 5.1% (Well, I guess the economy is beyond help anyway.)
31. Biology: 5.1%
30. Chemical Engineering: 5.2% (WTF! Are we outsourcing chemical production as well now?)
29. Communications: 5.4%
28. Nutrition Sciences: 5.5% (F*ck nutrition. We have McDonalds.)
27. Criminal Justice: 5.5% (We wouldn't want to catch too many white collar criminals.)
26. Foreign Language: 5.7%
25. Commercial Art and Graphic Design: 5.8%
24. Liberal Arts: 5.8%
23. Mathematics: 5.9% (We'll be dropping algebra from the curriculum at this rate. Oh ... wait.)
22. History: 5.9%
21. Psychology: 5.9% (Let the prison industrial complex deal with the nutcases.)
20. Industrial Engineering: 6.2% (Makes sense. China will make everything we need.)
19. Physics: 6.2%
18. Public Policy and Law: 6.3%
17. Sociology: 6.5%
16. Medical Technicians: 6.7% (Gee thanks, Obamacare!)
15. Information Systems and Management: 6.7%
14. International Affairs: 6.8% (The military will take care of that.)
13. Architecture: 6.8% (Ruins have an aesthetic appeal all of their own.)
12. Performing Arts: 6.8% (I blame YouTube.)
11. Theology and Religion: 6.8% (Islam will have little competition.)
10. Political Science: 7.2%
9. Ethnic Studies: 7.3%
8. English Language: 7.5% (English belongs in England anyway.)
7. Fine Arts: 7.6%
6. Art History: 7.8%
5. Earth Sciences: 7.9%
4. Environmental Studies: 8.5% (Nobody wants to employ anti-corporation conspiracy theorists.)
3. Mass Media: 8.6%
2. Geography: 8.8% (I blame Google Maps.)
1. Anthropology: 8.8% (Who wants to be reminded that our species will be extinct one day?)
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