Vince Shlomi versus Billy Mays.

I gotta go with my man, Vince Shlomi, on this one. I just love how he talks to you on a person level. He knows I hate making salad, and caters to my needs.

Vince Shlomi

Billy Mays

Billy Mays is absolutely and utterly unbearable. I can't stand the sound of one word out of his obnoxious mouth. Vince wins by default.

Why is Vince getting more votes? Billy Mays is the loudest and most hairiest mofo around. He can convince unborn children to buy his products once they are born.

Billy Mays, he doesn't get beaten up by hookers.

mays seems like a guy that would give you a nice firm handshake while Vince seems like a guy with a little weak and very limp handshake therefore Mays>Vinceandyboiii

Billy Mays. He doesn't look weird like vince does. >.>

Billy Mays all the way, I have a Shamwow and it SUCKS!

Billy Mays is superior to Vince in everyway possible. Billy Mays would have known how to deal with that hooker. You gotta Oxi-clean that blood away, Vince!

I thought his name was 'Vince Offer'? Dammit, it was all a marketing ploy after all!

Billy Mays by far. He actually makes the product sound good, whereas Vince just makes it sound like he's going to break into your house at night and beat you if you don't buy a sham-wow.

I thought his name was 'Vince Offer'? Dammit, it was all a marketing ploy after all!

br0kenrabbit

Vince by far. He's so much more entertaining. I do have some Sham-Wows around here.

Billy Mays looks like the next cover model for Bear magazine.

While Vince beats hookers Billy's beating something else...

they both appear to be child molestors.

they both appear to be child molestors.

modestkraut1291

Agreed.

I have already staged this battle and Vince had been clobbered by the almighty Billy Mays.

Well the fact that Vince looks like a fish, and that he beats people makes me not like him as much as Billy.

Billy Monster ftw.

Billy Mays FTW! his voice is so loud and annoying i just burst into laughter every time i see him standing in a wind tunnel for that glue commercial.

Billy Mays already won. Have you not seen the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2rD322UR4

Billy Mays hands down. :D

Billy Mays already won. Have you not seen the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2rD322UR4

rcignoni

Oh my god that was epic.

"Not the Wu-Zhi fingerhold!"

:Breaks fingers:

Billy Mays no contest.

All hail His Lordship, Billy Mays!

Billy Mays could SELL Chuck Norris an ass-whoopin!

Vince Schlomi

becuase of this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

Billy Mays could SELL Chuck Norris an ass-whoopin!

The-Hyper-Kid

But Chuck Norris doesn't have to pay for it!

Credit goes to Shadow-Flame

Vince Schlomi

becuase of this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

samuraiguns

Don't forget this, and this!

Here, this is a Sham Wow parody. Warning, some may be offended.