Violation of the "Guy Code"

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#1 Lawnboi
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For the people who do do know what the "guy code" is. Its a code that you have to follow, you must never use the urinal beside someone else, always use the one to the side.

So I was getting ready for my next class, when I really had to go. So I took the urinal closest to the stall. I watched as another person took the urinal 2 down from me. I had no problem with that, he was obeying the code. So I saw his...stop his business and move to the urinal beside me! I told him "do you want me to hold it for ya' or something buddy?". He was a freshmen and I felt like slapping him.

 

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#2 Def_Jef88
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have you sold the movie rights yet?
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#3 Tezcatlipoca666
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Ok... that's nice.
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#4 nickmag
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It's weird he moved but are you that insecure about yourself?
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#5 Aznsilvrboy
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Never knew such a 'code' existed.
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#6 Flow4U
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I think he likes you.
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#7 Gamer556
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Well there may have been unflushed pee in that urinal, and combing your pee with someone elses is icky.
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#8 gman56
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lol...Okay.
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#9 Lawnboi
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It's weird he moved but are you that insecure about yourself?nickmag

what would you think is a guy did that while you were taking a piss. 

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#10 -OpaK-
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One day I was taking a piss in the urinals at school and a guy took the one right next to me (even though all the other urinals were vacant). I was like, "ok, wtf :?" then looked the other way so I wouldnt have to see his penis Then he was like, "Damn, I really have to pee but it wont come out". I said, "then why dont you push harder?" and he was like, "if I push, I'll shart my pants". We both had a good laugh out of it :lol:.......:(........:cry:
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#11 trix5817
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Does it really matter that much? If there's no one else taking up the other urnials, I guess that's kind of weird. But still, it really wouldn't matter that much. It kind of reminds me of that scene from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle though. If you want to weird people out when you're taking a leak, try pulling your pants down all the way (you know, like you did when you were a little kid) and see what people do.:)
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#12 slobbymac
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ya i went into my schools bathroom and there was one other person in there. . . we have 2 stalls and 3 urinals so he decided to be cool and use the center one. . .so i kinda had to use the stall
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#13 videogamer456
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That sounds like those commericals for Man Law for the beer.

 

It is a violation of the Man Law to allow men's saliva from beer to touch.  

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#14 Account_27
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Maybe all the other urinals were dirty.

Or maybe he wanted some of your "splash" on him.

What a weirdo. 

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#15 blooddemon666
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ya i went into my schools bathroom and there was one other person in there. . . we have 2 stalls and 3 urinals so he decided to be cool and use the center one. . .so i kinda had to use the stallslobbymac
Thats mean... you never use the middle stall, it forces other guys to pee next to you (assuming there are only 3 stalls) Middle stall is for the loser who was last to come into the bathroom.
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#16 Deku_Grumble
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If somebody happens to use the one next to you, it's o.k.

If someone moves next to you in the middle of a pee, then something's wrong.  He might have got the guy code wrong or something...

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#17 Lorindol
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I had that happen. I usually get to clean up blood trails and pee and poop at the place I work, I feel picked on about it, but I had the mens room closed due to a bloody poopy mess, no one is allowed in because of bloodborn pathogenes--spelling-- except me, when a coworker comes into the restroom and blows that bad boy up with some freaky splashy mud butts, right next to the stall I was cleaning. that sucked
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#18 Ragnarok1051
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Never knew such a 'code' existed.Aznsilvrboy

What?!?! You didn't get the memo? Every guy knows this. You not knowing this is like getting a car without a manual.

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#19 Deku_Grumble
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If somebody happens to use the one next to you, it's o.k.

If someone moves next to you in the middle of a pee, then something's wrong.  He might have got the guy code wrong or something...

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#20 Funkdaddy13
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:lol: Did you really say that to him?
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#21 Aznsilvrboy
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[QUOTE="Aznsilvrboy"]Never knew such a 'code' existed.Ragnarok1051

What?!?! You didn't get the memo? Every guy knows this. You not knowing this is like getting a car without a manual.

Well I follow the 'code' instinctively anyways. So I guess I was/am fine.:?

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#22 lagosboy
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Stupid freshmen. Never obeying the codes. :P
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#23 joey101010
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Stay away from the Miller Lite website.
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#24 RoyTheViking
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When he moved, did he stop going or was he trying to put out a fire?
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#25 Greenwhitegreen
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I've heard about this code...girls don't have such problems :)
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#26 yagr_zero
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Haha, I seem to be one of those who, on a given day, will violate that "code" for the heck of it.  Although I do hate it, on other days when people do it to me.
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#27 Axed54
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If you should ever go thru Marine Corps. boot camp, you will be in for a very rude awakening.
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#28 solidruss
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How long does it take to go to the bathroom anyways?:?

The heck with any code. Go and leave...