Vote: Who poops in a urinal?

WTF? Somebody just pooped in a urinal in a Men's room at my job. I work at a library. Vote on who you think is the most likely offender, and feel free to comment.

They didn't poopp in the urinal but they pooped in the sink.

When you've hit rock bottom? :P

Probably some kid being mischievous or someone really drunk. Considering it's a library, I'm going to assume the former.

Probably some deliquent who thought it would be funny.

On a somewhat unrelated note; I've come to HATE the reverse of this "situation", where there are open and available urinals but people choose to urinate in the toilet stall instead. I've now had several instances where I need to use the toilet stall for a number 2 and instead find the stall already occupied by someone who is simply urinating(I can see them standing and facing the toilet from underneath the door) while there are available urinals. It pisses me off that some people, for some reason, whether they're insecure standing next to another man or afraid they're going to make a mess or whatever, refuse to use the urinal and instead occupy the stalls. As this thread shows, you can't/not supposed to crap in the urinal so the least people can do is leave the toilet stalls for crapping and use the urinals for pissing.

it always happens at my high school. some guys poop all over the floor.

lol imagine using a squat toilet lol some people here would be saying id rather do it indiapers , lol , but ya thats pretty disgusting

and to the one who said he hates people who use toilets for taking a number 1 i do it , so what you gonna do ,

i sure the heck aint using a urinal , especailly if theres kids or such in the bathroom at the same darn time you crazy

That's pretty funny and disgusting at the same time!:lol:

sorry had to post this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrr90RZhjDQ&NR=1

This will probably get locked in a few minutes.

Probably some deliquent who thought it would be funny.

On a somewhat unrelated note; I've come to HATE the reverse of this "situation", where there are open and available urinals but people choose to urinate in the toilet stall instead. I've now had several instances where I need to use the toilet stall for a number 2 and instead find the stall already occupied by someone who is simply urinating(I can see them standing and facing the toilet from underneath the door) while there are available urinals. It pisses me off that some people, for some reason, whether they're insecure standing next to another man or afraid they're going to make a mess or whatever, refuse to use the urinal and instead occupy the stalls. As this thread shows, you can't/not supposed to crap in the urinal so the least people can do is leave the toilet stalls for crapping and use the urinals for pissing.

Inger1

It's shy pissers. For some people, it is literally physically impossible for them to pee at a urinal, or any other place that is out in the open. They'll end up standing there, praying for something to happen, but no matter how badly they needed to go beforehand, not a single drop will come out at the urinal.

My son did on his first day of school.

I've always wanted to poop in a urinal because that would be some funny stuff.

How many more posts until a mod locks this ?...... :lol: :|

WTF? Somebody just pooped in a urinal in a Men's room at my job. I work at a library. Vote on who you think is the most likely offender, and feel free to comment.

alienlegion

Jandurins are usually the culprits. cybrcatter

I lol'd :lol: :lol:

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Probably some deliquent who thought it would be funny.

On a somewhat unrelated note; I've come to HATE the reverse of this "situation", where there are open and available urinals but people choose to urinate in the toilet stall instead. I've now had several instances where I need to use the toilet stall for a number 2 and instead find the stall already occupied by someone who is simply urinating(I can see them standing and facing the toilet from underneath the door) while there are available urinals. It pisses me off that some people, for some reason, whether they're insecure standing next to another man or afraid they're going to make a mess or whatever, refuse to use the urinal and instead occupy the stalls. As this thread shows, you can't/not supposed to crap in the urinal so the least people can do is leave the toilet stalls for crapping and use the urinals for pissing.

TGM_basic

It's shy pissers. For some people, it is literally physically impossible for them to pee at a urinal, or any other place that is out in the open. They'll end up standing there, praying for something to happen, but no matter how badly they needed to go beforehand, not a single drop will come out at the urinal.

It's funny because this is true. When I was younger it was actually impossible to pee in the urinal. Even now it's still pretty hard.

Mostly likely a middle school student. Most of them are worse than the mentally ill.

Mostly likely a middle school student. Most of them are worse than the mentally ill.

MudkipMaster30

This.

Mostly likely a middle school student. Most of them are worse than the mentally ill.

MudkipMaster30

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Mostly likely a middle school student. Most of them are worse than the mentally ill.

Michael0134567

Yeah, but nothing worse than middle-schooler...nothing...

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="MudkipMaster30"]

Mostly likely a middle school student. Most of them are worse than the mentally ill.

pspdseagle

Yeah, but nothing worse than middle-schooler...nothing...

WTF? Somebody just pooped in a urinal in a Men's room at my job. I work at a library. Vote on who you think is the most likely offender, and feel free to comment.

alienlegion

I think he thought it was opposite day. :)

I pooped in a urinal once.

Someone pooped at the urinal where I work once. I just locked the door to the bathroom rather than clean it, however. I don't get payed nearly enough to deal with that crap...

It's funny because this is true. When I was younger it was actually impossible to pee in the urinal. Even now it's still pretty hard.

ROFLCOPTER603

Yeah, when I was in boot camp we always had to use the bathroom at the same time. I could shower around other people, even crap in front of people (the stalls don't have doors in boot camp), but when it came to pissing, just couldn't do it. All the way to the very end, I was always the last out of the bathroom when we made a head call, only once the place was finally cleared out could I finally let loose. Got in trouble for it every time, too.

Rofl. I attempted once... But I couldn't go.

My bad.

Are you kidding I do that all the time.

Generally juvenile delinquents.

Are you kidding I do that all the time.

CHOASXIII

Really? Dear gord... Topics like this are never needed.