Tim Tebow's favorite bible verse is 3:16 and today he threw for 316 yards to get the victory
Now if you don't believe there is a God,I don't know what I can do for you
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Tim Tebow's favorite bible verse is 3:16 and today he threw for 316 yards to get the victory
Now if you don't believe there is a God,I don't know what I can do for you
Bucked20
Thats amazing!
When I got back home today I was very hungry and I found bread and sandwich meat in the fridge. Undeniable proof there is a God.Jazz_Fan
I dont get it :|
[QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"]When I got back home today I was very hungry and I found bread and sandwich meat in the fridge. Undeniable proof there is a God.AussieePet
I dont get it :|
He or She is making a comparison to something irrelevant that could link itself to God. Like him finding a sandwich in his freezer is as much proof of God as Tim Tebow throwing 316 yards and that matching his favorite verse form the Bible.lol at people thinking this isn't a joke. Or is it not? :lol:ChampionoChumpsIt's hard to tell - the only difference between a legitimate religious thread and one taking the piss is intent. They're usually both as hilarious and stupid as each other.
If anything, maybe this is a reason it's his favorite Bible Verse - because he keeps throwing that distance? I don't know, maybe I'm an idiot and God really is manipulating the way this guy plays some sport. You'd think if God really had the ability to manipulate the universe he would do so in more meaningful ways, but who am I to question God?His average yards per pass was 31.6 which again is 3:16
Big Ben threw an interception on 3rd and 16
Steelers had possession of the ball for 31.6 minutes
There is a God
Bucked20
When I got back home today I was very hungry and I found bread and sandwich meat in the fridge. Undeniable proof there is a God.Jazz_Fan
That sounds more like aliens to me; they like leaving sandwich ingredients in the houses they break into while no one's home.
Yeah, I don't really follow football after the regular season, ever. (my team is the Redskins, sad story...) However, that probably wouldn't convinceme that God exists if I didn't believe already. That said, I'm amused at how much rage he conjures. Master troll indeed.
[QUOTE="Bucked20"]"Romans 31:6-In their paths are ruin and misery." ShooHis average yards per pass was 31.6 which again is 3:16
Big Ben threw an interception on 3rd and 16
Steelers had possession of the ball for 31.6 minutes
There is a God
hgasf006
That ain't the verse. I believe it;s John 3:16, according to Google.
[QUOTE="Bucked20"]"Romans 31:6-In their paths are ruin and misery." Shoo I left the zero out its really 31.06 euteronomy 31:06 "Be strong and courageous, do not be afraid or tremble at them, for the LORD your God is the one who goes with you He will not fail you or forsake you."His average yards per pass was 31.6 which again is 3:16
Big Ben threw an interception on 3rd and 16
Steelers had possession of the ball for 31.6 minutes
There is a God
hgasf006
"Romans 31:6-In their paths are ruin and misery." ShooYeah, I don't really follow football after the regular season, ever. (my team is the Redskins, sad story...) However, that probably wouldn't convinceme that God exists if I didn't believe already. That said, I'm amused at how much rage he conjures. Master troll indeed.
[QUOTE="hgasf006"][QUOTE="Bucked20"]
His average yards per pass was 31.6 which again is 3:16
Big Ben threw an interception on 3rd and 16
Steelers had possession of the ball for 31.6 minutes
There is a God
coolbeans90
That ain't the verse. I believe it;s John 3:16, according to Google.
http://bible.cc/romans/3-16.htmActually, I think the best indicator that God is real is the fact that you're bringing attention to a white football player.scorch-62
What does Race has to do with it?
Coincidence.foxhound_fox
No such thing.
Clearly it was planned by an all-powerful God that transcends reality for this random animal in a random planet on the outskirts of a random galaxy to throw a vaguely egg-shaped object a very specific distance to match a random verse in a book made by other animals from said planet, in order to make its presence known by said animals.
Isn't it obvious?
His average yards per pass was 31.6 which again is 3:16
Big Ben threw an interception on 3rd and 16
Steelers had possession of the ball for 31.6 minutes
There is a God
Bucked20
Well, that's it then. There's a God and Tebow is his son.
I am now a Satanist.
I once dreamed that I had milk in the refrigerator, but when I checked, there was no milk. Proof that god doesn't exist.His average yards per pass was 31.6 which again is 3:16
Big Ben threw an interception on 3rd and 16
Steelers had possession of the ball for 31.6 minutes
There is a God
Bucked20
I'm confused, Does God stop giving babies in Africa AIDS in order to help people score touchdowns? Or is he very good at Multi-tasking? If it's the prior then maybe if enough of us pray for God to intervene for stupid **** we could save a few lives.
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