i was getting searched by a police officer (nothing important) and as he got to my back pockets, he suddenly slowed down and searched a little harder..... does that sound weird or normal?
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i was getting searched by a police officer (nothing important) and as he got to my back pockets, he suddenly slowed down and searched a little harder..... does that sound weird or normal?
Let me re-enact it with you and I'll let you know; oh, and don't wear anything... complicatedi was getting searched by a police officer (nothing important) and as he got to my back pockets, he suddenly slowed down and searched a little harder..... does that sound weird or normal?
ImpliedBunny
*discreetly crosses legs* Nope, not a bit; I mean who would fantasize about being manhandled by a burly cop, and him firmly gripping your buttocks and roughly- hrm, I'll be back, smoke breakIs anyone else turned on?
entropyecho
You sound just like those women who wear tops that reveal lots of cleavage, and then complain when guys look. If you didn't want a hand on your ass, you shouldn't be parading around in those deliciously tight jeans of yours.
I wouldn't read too much into it. Its not like he lit up a cigarette after a cavity search.Dman0017
Well, TC never said he didn't...
You sound just like those women who wear tops that reveal lots of cleavage, and then complain when guys look. If you didn't want a hand on your ass, you shouldn't be parading around in those deliciously tight jeans of yours.
Oleg_Huzwog
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
this is the truthYou sound just like those women who wear tops that reveal lots of cleavage, and then complain when guys look. If you didn't want a hand on your ass, you shouldn't be parading around in those deliciously tight jeans of yours.
Oleg_Huzwog
Brings to mind a critique I saw of Dazzler's costumeYou sound just like those women who wear tops that reveal lots of cleavage, and then complain when guys look. If you didn't want a hand on your ass, you shouldn't be parading around in those deliciously tight jeans of yours.
Oleg_Huzwog
[QUOTE="GrabTheYayo"]
just take the compliment for god sakes
ImpliedBunny
but i'm a dude...
so he was happy to see you
[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]
You sound just like those women who wear tops that reveal lots of cleavage, and then complain when guys look. If you didn't want a hand on your ass, you shouldn't be parading around in those deliciously tight jeans of yours.
ImpliedBunny
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
I notice you're avoiding the tight jeans topic.
[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]
You sound just like those women who wear tops that reveal lots of cleavage, and then complain when guys look. If you didn't want a hand on your ass, you shouldn't be parading around in those deliciously tight jeans of yours.
ImpliedBunny
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
So am I; doesn't mean I wouldn't like it.[QUOTE="entropyecho"]*discreetly crosses legs* Nope, not a bit; I mean who would fantasize about being manhandled by a burly cop, and him firmly gripping your buttocks and roughly- hrm, I'll be back, smoke break I know, its not like we...........*makes funny face*......whew i'm exausted *lights cigerette*Is anyone else turned on?
xaos
EDIT: was that a little too much? If you no likey i'll edit M'kay?
[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]
You sound just like those women who wear tops that reveal lots of cleavage, and then complain when guys look. If you didn't want a hand on your ass, you shouldn't be parading around in those deliciously tight jeans of yours.
ImpliedBunny
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
That's exactly what the cop said: "Mmmm, now that's a **** dude!"
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
ImpliedBunny
Well then you should have asked him to handle your **** instead. How was he supposed to know what you like and don't like? Guys can't read minds you know.
[QUOTE="ImpliedBunny"]
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
entropyecho
Well then you should have asked him to handle your **** instead. How was he supposed to know what you like and don't like? Guys can't read minds you know.
Some can :oops:[QUOTE="ImpliedBunny"]
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
Well then you should have asked him to handle your **** instead. How was he supposed to know what you like and don't like? Guys can't read minds you know.
Some can :oops: :o.............REALLY?!?!? What am i thinking now?!Well then you should have asked him to handle your **** instead. How was he supposed to know what you like and don't like? Guys can't read minds you know.
Some can :oops: :o.............REALLY?!?!? What am i thinking now?! O_O TOS violation[QUOTE="ImpliedBunny"]
[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]
You sound just like those women who wear tops that reveal lots of cleavage, and then complain when guys look. If you didn't want a hand on your ass, you shouldn't be parading around in those deliciously tight jeans of yours.
metroidfood
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
I notice you're avoiding the tight jeans topic.
i was not wearing tight jeans, i was wearing swimming trunks.
[QUOTE="metroidfood"]
[QUOTE="ImpliedBunny"]
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
ImpliedBunny
I notice you're avoiding the tight jeans topic.
i was not wearing tight jeans, i was wearing swimming trunks.
... Not helping your case, Mr. Speedosi was not wearing tight jeans, i was wearing swimming trunks.
ImpliedBunny
Wet swimming trunks? :oops:
i was not wearing tight jeans, i was wearing swimming trunks.
ImpliedBunny
You neglected to mention they were tight.
[QUOTE="ImpliedBunny"]
i was not wearing tight jeans, i was wearing swimming trunks.
entropyecho
You neglected to mention they were tight.
they were loose and knee length
[QUOTE="metroidfood"]
[QUOTE="ImpliedBunny"]
IM A **** DUDE!!!!!!
ImpliedBunny
I notice you're avoiding the tight jeans topic.
i was not wearing tight jeans, i was wearing swimming trunks.
Seriously? Why not just waltz around in a pair of underpants that read "squeeze me" on the backside?
[QUOTE="entropyecho"]
[QUOTE="ImpliedBunny"]
i was not wearing tight jeans, i was wearing swimming trunks.
ImpliedBunny
You neglected to mention they were tight.
they were loose and knee length
Well perhaps that cop is more turned on the less skin you show. Some people are like that.Your fault anyway.
Have you ever considered the fact that maybe there are some cultural differences in greetings? You know, like Russians kissing on the mouth instead of the cheek, Greek grandmothers making spitting sounds when they see their grandchildren, etc. You should keep an open mind TC.
[QUOTE="ImpliedBunny"]
[QUOTE="metroidfood"]
I notice you're avoiding the tight jeans topic.
Oleg_Huzwog
i was not wearing tight jeans, i was wearing swimming trunks.
Seriously? Why not just waltz around in a pair of underpants that read "squeeze me" on the backside?
Hey! Don't be tellin' people my technique :xwhat did you even do that a police officer had to search you?
killerband55
he smelled marijuana in the car.
So in his culture when you grab someones butt, you are saying "I'm a police officer and I would like to search you for contraband" right?Have you ever considered the fact that maybe there are some cultural differences in greetings? You know, like Russians kissing on the mouth instead of the cheek, Greek grandmothers making spitting sounds when they see their grandchildren, etc. You should keep an open mind TC.
entropyecho
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