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#1 Morphic
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Who would win at a game of chess, Mario or Sonic?
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#2 Outbreak191
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Sonic, because Mario is fat.
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#3 JJ4545
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Mario. Because he owns.
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#4 lycrof
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Mario. Moves slower causing him to think his moves out. While sonic is quick an impulsive.
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#5 solidgamer
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sonic cos hes faster
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#6 horgen  Moderator
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Mario because he is Mario
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#7 hair001
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Mario. He beast sonic in games, he'll beat him at chess
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#8 LoG-Sacrament
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well lets take quotes and analyze them as tokens of each character's wisdom.

sonic:"You're goin' down Robuttnic."

its a very basic pun intended for the lower class audience. And does sonic know that robotnic is going down? does he have a time machine of some sort? the use of slang does not help either.

Mario: "Itsa me, Mario!"

It is simple and true since he is, in fact, Mario. The use of ethnic color to stress his point is reminiscent of greats like Mark Twain.

In short, Mario is the more intelligent character and would easily beat sonic.

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#9 Renegade_Fury
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Sonic, because Mario is fat.Outbreak191

Pretty much sums it up right there.

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#10 SeanUD1
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Mario. Because he owns.JJ4545
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#11 Scienceblows
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the 4th one.
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#12 hooperfax006
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Mario.
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#13 taz412
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Mario
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#14 comp_atkins
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mario's got year of experiance over sonic. he'd pwn him quite easily...

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#15 bentleg
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The only thing sonic had going for him was his speed but as the mario and sonic at the olmypics trailer proved mario is just as fast as sonic.
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#16 Putzwapputzen
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mario!, yayuh!
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#17 Hungry_bunny
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Mario, cause Sonic is so impatient he'd try to win the game by only using his Queen
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#18 thelastguy
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Mario for sure