Weird Happenings in Kansas

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#1 miketheroman142
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Life in the countryside of Kansas where i live, for as long as i can remember, has always been about two things: military and the harvest. All throughout my life I have lived in this area, and been farming for my family. About 50 years ago, the military set up a base here and ever since, the economy and welfare has shot up. We might have had one or two deaths from the wars going on, but in general, life has been good and simple. But not this week.

Since we have a military base right outside our smalltown of 1,000 people, there is usually a plane or helicopter going by our house every night and many times during the day time. Last week, i awoke during the night to a huge roar coming from the outside. Shaken up, i pulled back the curtains and was blinded by a terrible flash of yellow light. In an instant, it was gone. Tired, i went back to bed, not thinking much of it; it was probably just a helicopter that forgot to turn of its lights. But as i lay in bed, pondering the entire situation, i had a funny little feeling nagging at my insides. I felt, in a very small way, that something just wasn't right with that entire thing.

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The next morning, i went outside to take a walk. To my surprise, i found a steaming lump in the distance.Pulling up closer to it, i saw a black, charred metal object. After closing my eyes, trying to make sense of it all, i picked a small piece and went home. I called the police, who directed me to the military base phone. During the conversation, i noticed that the person on the other end seemed shaken and even paranoid. He assured me it was just a helicopter, but with this lump of debris on family's land, i truly doubted it was something military. Or even of this world.

Growing up,my friend's father has almost acted as my uncle. My father was a drunkard who did little to help our family;only my brother does any real farm work. Luckily for me in this situation, my "uncle" happened to be a scientist with his own lab, the only one in the town. If i couldn't trust the military, i knew i could trust him. So i gave him a call, and it was quite an interesting conversation. From what i told him, he believed me in that something was out of whack. The next day, which was yesterday, i showed him the debris.From his initial tests and observations, he hypothesized that this was something that is not military based or anything he had ever seen before. Shaken a bit, i left the lab with his reassurance of more tests to come.

This morning, i got call from him. He described a bacteria, of which he had never seen anywhere before, on this debris. To see if it was harmful, he injected a sample into a lab rat, and a few hours later, the rat develop large, bubbly boils all over its body. A few hours later, it became, in his opinion, delirious. Finally, it died. He said that after the lab rat tests were done, he finished a comprehensive DNA test on the bacteria, and discovered it had no DNA. Where it got all of its genetic information he does not know. The last, and probably most disturbing thing he said, was that a sample of the bacteria was blown out of the laboratory by an open window, ready to infect the world.

This is easily the most scary thing i have ever encountered in my entire life. First, a blinding light, then debris, then an unearthly bacterial-type organism that is deadly. Together, my uncle and i have come up with a theory that some sort of extratresistrial bodylanded on earth, and that now we have life from the outside on our earth. What does this mean? There is a possibility that we are now in contact with aliens. This might seem crazy, foolish, and conspiracyish, but it is not a lie. I believe the government knows something about this, and is trying to cover it up.

The fate of our town, our country, and our world rest in the outcome of this situation. It may never come out, except right here, on OT. Don't expect this kind of thing to be on the news though; the government has the entire area sealed. In a bar, i heard they are making checkpoints a few miles away from the city. This could mean we, who might be infected with an alien bacteria and die, may never get this out. I will update this as soon as more information comes and as my "uncle" gets some more information on the debris. Please, pray for us and the fate of our world.

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#3 forgetwatyahear
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yea this is a def joke topic taht will end with some fresh prince of Bel-air reference
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#5 miketheroman142
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blogs just don't cut it.
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You should've stopped creating topics after your Easter apocalaypse thread.
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#7 miketheroman142
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yea this is a def joke topic taht will end with some fresh prince of Bel-air reference

why?

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We are the children...... the children that can make lifetime movies :)
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#9 forgetwatyahear
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[QUOTE=""]yea this is a def joke topic taht will end with some fresh prince of Bel-air referencemiketheroman142

why?

cause i said so

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#10 miketheroman142
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ok i admit i had some fun before with easter, but now, i finally make something real, completely real, swear to god real, and people think its belair. typical ot.
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#11 killer_is_me
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Well I live in Topeka, Kansas and nothing weird happens here.
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#13 miketheroman142
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huh, i live on the west side, more up north, where its ALL farmland...its a shame we might die now. Anyway, i will update tommorow. things could get really bad, really soon.
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ok i admit i had some fun before with easter, but now, i finally make something real, completely real, swear to god real, and people think its belair. typical ot.miketheroman142

Heh... Its not surprising... even your blog has "Belairs" :?

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hee,hee hee.. topeka shall be the 2nd ones to die. eyes glow red and turns into this-

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#16 creepy_mike
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Well I live in Topeka, Kansas and nothing weird happens here.killer_is_me

Probably because Fred Phelps and the Westoboro Baptist Church are stationed there. They're immune to natural disasters and calamities of all kinds, you know. :P

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#17 Hewkii
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pic is related.

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#18 anman4707
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well im bumping this because i wanna hear what happens because i dont think ur lying
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#19 forgetwatyahear
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well im bumping this because i wanna hear what happens because i dont think ur lyinganman4707

go llok at his blog..it's has two post of just belairs

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Gamechan.org /ot/ is awesome.
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On the bright side, you can write pretty well, great job!
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#22 LAZZOR
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If you plan on Bel-Airing us just do it.
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#23 killer_is_me
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[QUOTE="killer_is_me"]Well I live in Topeka, Kansas and nothing weird happens here.creepy_mike

Probably because Fred Phelps and the Westoboro Baptist Church are stationed there. They're immune to natural disasters and calamities of all kinds, you know. :P

The funny thing is they keep getting sued and their losing money.

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pics or it didn't happen
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#25 valgear
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I totally thought this would have ended with Bel-air
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I totally thought this would have ended with Bel-airvalgear

it will...i assure it

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#28 miketheroman142
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Terrible news. I just got an urgent call from my uncles secretary saying he was lying down with large boils on his skin. She says she fears for his death. He must have got infected while testing the bacteria. I'm going to the lab now. S***! If he dies, he is the only respected person in this town that knows this, and things could get bad...very bad.
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#29 LAZZOR
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Still waiting for the Bel-Air here....
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#30 creepy_mike
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[QUOTE="creepy_mike"]

[QUOTE="killer_is_me"]Well I live in Topeka, Kansas and nothing weird happens here.killer_is_me

Probably because Fred Phelps and the Westoboro Baptist Church are stationed there. They're immune to natural disasters and calamities of all kinds, you know. :P

The funny thing is they keep getting sued and their losing money.

Excellent! :)

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[QUOTE="killer_is_me"][QUOTE="creepy_mike"]

[QUOTE="killer_is_me"]Well I live in Topeka, Kansas and nothing weird happens here.creepy_mike

Probably because Fred Phelps and the Westoboro Baptist Church are stationed there. They're immune to natural disasters and calamities of all kinds, you know. :P

The funny thing is they keep getting sued and their losing money.

Excellent! :)

One guy I know went and spray painted their fence it was hilarious.

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You should've stopped creating topics after your Easter apocalaypse thread.Witchking111111

Crap! It IS the same guy! I'm not trusting him anymore

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#33 Big_player
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This seems like a failed attempt to recreate the intensity of the private school story.
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#34 AnotherKill
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Didn't you say you picked up a piece of debris meaning that you would be infected/dead by now?
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#35 Ravirr
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Zombie uprising. Calling it now.Bio_Spark

I'm with this guy

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#36 Wolf-avatar
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Cool,Now dress up in a Ninja Outift and infiltrate the Base.Steal whatever you can!
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#37 creepy_mike
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One guy I know went and spray painted their fence it was hilarious.

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Fabulous! Illegal, but still very funny. May I ask what it was he painted and whenabouts it was done? Because I could probably find that very incident in their website's news archive. :D

The way they work, you see, is everytime something bad happens to anyone else, be it an earthquake, terrorist attack, or child abduction, its god punishing said concerned party for being tolerant of gays, whereas every vandalism, lawsuit or legal action against the Phelps Family garners instant martyr points. They've got it all figured out.

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#38 killer_is_me
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[QUOTE="killer_is_me"]

One guy I know went and spray painted their fence it was hilarious.

creepy_mike

Fabulous! Illegal, but still very funny. May I ask what it was he painted and whenabouts it was done? Because I could probably find that very incident in their website's news archive. :D

The way they work, you see, is everytime something bad happens to anyone else, be it an earthquake, terrorist attack, or child abduction, its god punishing said concerned party for being tolerant of gays, whereas every vandalism, lawsuit or legal action against the Phelps Family garners instant martyr points. They've got it all figured out.

They wrote some stuff in red spray paint on the Phelps brown wooden fence.

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The next morning, i went outside to take a walk. To my surprise, i found a steaming lump in the distance.Pulling up closer to it, i saw a black, charred metal object. After closing my eyes, trying to make sense of it all, i picked a small piece and went home. I called the police, who directed me to the military base phone. During the conversation, i noticed that the person on the other end seemed shaken and even paranoid. He assured me it was just a helicopter, but with this lump of debris on family's land, i truly doubted it was something military. Or even of this world.

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Next time you try to do a joke topic, at least make sure the first post makes sense, moron
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#40 Berzz
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How could your uncle let that happen?