Weird things on your plate

What would you do if you saw a spider on your plate? You know just staring at you? What would you do?

What would you do if you saw a spider on your plate? You know just staring at you? What would you do?

Grandotaku

Depnds how big. If its your typical tiny size, kill it and get a clean plate. If its something huge, pick up the plate, hustle to the toilet and flush the spider down (without the plate of course)

stab the **** out of it with a forkAnti-Venom

Just like my Grandma, RIP

that lady stabbed countless yellow jackets when we did picnics when younger.

Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

If the spider wasn't poisonous I would feed it to my pet rabbit after stabbing it with a fork a few times. :D

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Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

Oh my god Im traumatized.

Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

topsemag55

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Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

drocka11

Aren't Wolf Spiders harmless (to humans; poison wise?) I would not want THAT thing on my plate :| I'd scream.

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Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

Calvin079

Aren't Wolf Spiders harmless (to humans; poison wise?) I would not want THAT thing on my plate :| I'd scream.

Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

*scary looking spider*

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

topsemag55

Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

topsemag55

... OH ****! Quick, tell me where you live. So that I never get the idea of visiting :P.

I would scream like a little girl.

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Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

Sharpie125

... OH ****! Quick, tell me where you live. So that I never get the idea of visiting :P.

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Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

Calvin079

Aren't Wolf Spiders harmless (to humans; poison wise?) I would not want THAT thing on my plate :| I'd scream.

Pick it up, set it outside on a bush or something, come back in and finish my meal.

I don't kill bugs just for the hell of it, I believe in Karma. Though, sometimes I might "accidentally" kill a fly if it keeps landing on my head.

Spider on my plate? Probably squish it with a tissue or something. Unless they were tarantula sized. In which case I'd run.

Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

topsemag55

That pic you showed wasn't a spider. That was a monster.:cry:

I would try to move my food to a different plate.

Flick it away and eat my food (assuming it's not an empty plate in front of me)

Spider on my plate? Probably squish it with a tissue or something. Unless they were tarantula sized. In which case I'd run.

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Where I live you have huge spiders like this pic of a wolf spider.

In that case, you grab a can of Raid really quick, then put the plate in the dishwasher.:P

Ceraby

That pic you showed wasn't a spider. That was a monster.:cry:

You got THAT right. :| Hopefully that thing checks its lair for Chuck Norris :P

looked up some info on the Wolf Spider, and they aren't that big. But they are nocturnal. But still... that close up... ugh... :|

I wouldn't eat the rest of my food, that's forsure.

I think I'd just squish it onto the plate, though.