Weird Thread #4...If you were born the opposite gender...

If I was born as a girl,

I would be so hot that guys would maul me in the road...

And that would be major pain for me too...

I'll make sure to get a membership on a local maternal clinic for discounts on abortion...:P

I'd be as hot as the Dark Magician Girl.:PVyse_Legends

....oh yeah...

I would probably be able to like and wear purple and pink without getting reactions.

Then again I would be confined to the eternal get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich joke.

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]I'd be as hot as the Dark Magician Girl.:PVancelvany

....oh yeah...

OH YEAH! Followed by one of these. *does pelvic thrust* You got it?

[QUOTE="Vancelvany"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]I'd be as hot as the Dark Magician Girl.:PVyse_Legends

....oh yeah...

OH YEAH! Followed by one of these. *does pelvic thrust* You got it?

*nods*:twisted:

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="Vancelvany"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]I'd be as hot as the Dark Magician Girl.:PVancelvany

....oh yeah...

OH YEAH! Followed by one of these. *does pelvic thrust* You got it?

*nods*:twisted:

:lol: i would probably be too busy being a lesbian to post on these forums.TanKLoveR

will probably be engaging with lesbians with a strap-on !

Hey its still me inside right ;)

Well, according to horgen's sig, I can't exist in the Matrix. linkthewindow

If I was born as a girl,

I would be so hot that guys would maul me in the road...

And that would be major pain for me too...

I'll make sure to get a membership on a local maternal clinic for discounts on abortion...:P

Vancelvany

That makes me think of a great business idea:

Set up an abortion clinic, and employ dozens of ex-cons as your 'marketing team'. Their job will be to go out and rape women, and perhaps leave behind a card.
The perfect business!

if i was a girl,i would help OT virgins to lose their virginity.fallconet

I've seen a couple female posters on the OT. I wonder if they share your giving mindset...I'll have to ask em later.

If I was a girl, I'd think I was fat and ugly. So I'd wear an over abundent amount of makeup and sleep with every guy (Or girl if I knew that I was once a dude) that I saw. That should make me feel better.shaza91

If this is thread #4, where's 1,2 and 3?Napster06

heres number 2 link

[QUOTE="Vancelvany"]

If I was born as a girl,

I would be so hot that guys would maul me in the road...

And that would be major pain for me too...

I'll make sure to get a membership on a local maternal clinic for discounts on abortion...:P

nick3333

That makes me think of a great business idea:

Set up an abortion clinic, and employ dozens of ex-cons as your 'marketing team'. Their job will be to go out and rape women, and perhaps leave behind a card.
The perfect business!

Perfect business!!!

[QUOTE="fallconet"]if i was a girl,i would help OT virgins to lose their virginity.darkmoney52

I've seen a couple female posters on the OT. I wonder if they share your giving mindset...I'll have to ask em later.

Female posters are quiet rare at this time..Most of them are probably at school or at work...Or getting laid...

Anyway...I do hope they pour on some thoughts here..I wonder what crap are they gonna talk about on being a guy..

I think we boys are better women than girls being men... Wait, this thread is suppose to be weird!!!

I like your idea...You'll even attract more people to come and join GS!!!

I wouldn't post here, since there's no girlz on the interwebz.Sora529

er...I'm here :)

If I was a guy I'd... come on I don't even have to say it, it's pretty obv!

... I'd grow a beard :) I've always wanted a beard, just for one day - I'd sit and stroke it and look all intelligent like

I would be a girl wouldn't i, Hopefully i keep my male brain ;)123625

[QUOTE="Sora529"]I wouldn't post here, since there's no girlz on the interwebz.tofu-lion91

... I'd grow a beard :) I've always wanted a beard, just for one day - I'd sit and stroke it and look all intelligent like

I already have glasses to falsify a look of intelligence.:lol:

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]

[QUOTE="Sora529"]I wouldn't post here, since there's no girlz on the interwebz.Vyse_Legends

... I'd grow a beard :) I've always wanted a beard, just for one day - I'd sit and stroke it and look all intelligent like

I already have glasses to falsify a look of intelligence.:lol:

But if I was a girl, and I didn't know about this post or anything about this life, I'd probably be doing something else.