Weirdest place you have been asked out?

Elementary School bus stop.

Not by a single mom either.

This girl had her car parked there and I waited for my nephew to get off the bus. She walks up and asks: "Do you want a girlfriend?" I ask her: "How old are you?" She says: "18." I say: "Sorry, I already have a girlfriend." (I did) So she gets in her car and drives away. Here's the thing: she had Washington plates and I live in Florida. Weird right?

So OT where is the strangest place you have been asked out?

Six Flags.

Weird teens sexually harassing me.

In my dreams.

At work, while on a ladder.

I said yes. Still together a year later :)

I had a couple of "wtf?" moments.

- At the movies by a girl sitting next to the girl I was actually at the cinema with. She actually leaned over the girl I was with to invite me out.

- At the Oceanarium by the shark tanks. This woman just comes out of nowhere and goes "I like sharks too, want to go for dinner at my place?"

- In a coffee shop by a girl admiring my wedding ring.

And then the ones to be expected but still creepy.

- By teenage students I was teaching

- By clients I was massaging...nothing's as appropriate as turning to your therapist and say "With hands like yours I can't help but ask you to get in my car so I can drive you home...my home..."

@korvus: lol why don't I ever meet people like that

During my Senior year, went to a Pool Party and 2 lesbians girls ask me do you want to join us for a Threesome? I said hell no. For all I know, they might wanna rob my ass despite I go to classes with one of the girls.

@johnd13: Yes, because crazies are so much fun =P Even when I was single having a stranger come to me and ask me out always got them an automatic "no".

What. The. ****. Dude.

@plageus900 said:

@davillain- said:

During my Senior year, went to a Pool Party and 2 lesbians girls ask me do you want to join us for a Threesome? I said hell no. For all I know, they might wanna rob my ass despite I go to classes with one of the girls.

What. The. ****. Dude.

Yeah I'm not gonna take that risk. But don't worry, I was seeing someone anyways and a Threesome is tempting indeed but it also leads to trouble from what I heard.

@davillain-: That was probably the smart thing to do...sex with random people is already dangerous, but twice the holes, twice the chances of you ending up with one of these

(for those of you who don't get it, that's called s spotted dick)

@korvus said:

@davillain-: That was probably the smart thing to do...sex with random people is already dangerous, but twice the holes, twice the chances of you ending up with one of these

(for those of you who don't get it, that's called s spotted dick)

Yeah I wasn't gonna risk anything. Hell I was seeing someone who I know and can date safely.

How so? It could turn out to be a fun experience.

For all we know, a crazy girl might have kill poor Mr. K and dating a crazy stranger is the last thing on my mind. Watch too many Crime T.V

On a camping trip with co workers...said yes and had a wonderful year...until last week (already a thread about that on OT) :(

I was going through a divorce, the clerk at the front of my lawyers office asked me out.

there should be rules against stuff like that. You would think that the attorneys tell their staff not to be asking out grieving people who are going thru a terrible time in their life.

Normally if someone is interested in you they'll talk to you, try to decide if you're nice and potentially have things in common and go from there. When somebody crosses the street to ask you out they're just interested in your looks and I was never interested in what that led to.

@korvus: not into shallow people?

@Allicrombie: You seem surprised =P They do have their uses, though.

Girls asking guys out...That's something that can actually happen?

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I suppose that would have to be McDonalds. I've also been asked out over the internet multiple times before but I suppose that's not a weird place but one of them that I later found turned out to be married and my g/f's friend, had messaged me out of the blue asking if I wanted to f**. Not intending anything I asked for a pic and she was actually a pretty blond but I refused but she got mad and told my g/f some bs...eh, it was very weird. A year later she found my address from something my g/f had and sent me a hand written letter asking me basically the same thing again...psycho for sure.

There was another time I was out with friends on the street where a complete stranger literally came up to me with her friend and asked me if I wanted to make babies. lol. She was cute n all but it scared me away plus she looked young.

Thing is, I'm not even very good looking. lol.

In a graveyard, I was passing through and a very attractive goth girl runs up to me and tells me her friend had fallen and twisted her ankle. I offered to help. As I am carrying the injured girl the other asks if I want to hang out later. I said we have more important things to worry about like getting her friend home. But we did go out a few times, got to know both of them very well. They're doing pretty good for themselves these days. This happened when I was 20, 6 years ago.

I think you're lucky they didn't tie you up and sacrifice you to the Triple Goddess.

Seriously, it sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.

Lol it does sound like that when I think about it.

Girls? Dating? What are those?

I've never been asked out. Im a guy so... I dont expect for girls to be the ones doing the asking out.

I could tell you the weirdest places I've had sex tho...

You are an absolute peanut
We're they attractive?

My girlfriend was the one that asked me out on a date. She's actually one of two girls to have done it.

If the girl really digs you and she's the type to take initiative, it's not really that odd.

When I was 12...... A girl (probably 14-15 years old) asked me if I wanted to play with fire. Damned if I knew at the time what that meant.

It was night. We were outside. No other people. I was dumb.

My thought when I saw the thread title. I must be living in an alternate universe.

On a side note, I've always found lesbians way more attractive than straights. Davillan I think you missed a golden opportunity. You'll be regretting that, if you're not already :P

Molten Core by a greek girl.

Yes our girls can be fun like that. I haven't met any tho. :(

Retirement home. A young nurse asked if I wanted to have dinner sometime with her, Which wouldn't be that odd if it weren't for the fact I was there with some relatives cause my grandma had died and the nurse herself was wrapping a bandage around grandma's face so she didn't sit upright in bed with her mouth and eyes open.

Not exactly the best time and place.

@davillain- said:

Yeah I'm not gonna take that risk. But don't worry, I was seeing someone anyways and a Threesome is tempting indeed but it also leads to trouble from what I heard.

*smacks my head*....It only leads to trouble if you're in a romantic relationship with one of the two other parties in a three-way...otherwise it's objectively awesome.

That's the kind of opportunity most guys will never have in their lives. If you have any respect for your penis, AT ALL, you'll not turn down the chance if you ever have another. I've been in a couple of Devil's Three-ways, but never have I been doubled-up on...