Weirdest things you thought as a child?

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#1 Elemayo
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When I was small, I thought that because older movies were in black in white, that the world had simply not discovered colors yet, instead of not being able to record video in color xD
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#2 Second_Rook
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I thought that all Russians were evil. It was the political climate of the Reagan administration.
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#3 Statutory_AP3
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I used to think that when I went to the toilet to take a whizz, that when my nuts were stuck to my skin it was because of peanut butter.
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#4 DudeMXP
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I thought babies just came out of nowhere, like one day a woman just became pregnant lol
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#5 Treflis
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That oceans had no bottom.
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#6 Luncbox1
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that if I dug down through the ground I would fall through the sky and land in America (because I was told that Canada is ABOVE America) :P
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#7 Second_Rook
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I thought babies just came out of nowhere, like one day a woman just became pregnant lol DudeMXP
I actually thought that too. One time my mom was watching a soap and the mother was on the daughter cuz she was pregnant and I asked why she was mad, you can't help it if you get pregnant.
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#8 butteman12
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The movie Superbad comes to mind when seth always drew those....things. XD

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#9 Lord_Daemon
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I thought that a moustache grew out of the nose and that babies were delivered, with help from a doctor and unknown doctor tools, via a woman's bellybutton.

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#11 Head_of_games
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I thought all women were impregnated via surgery.
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#12 killab2oo5
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e_e When I looked at a world map, I thought that was just the front of the world, and aaaaaaalways wondered how the other side looked. :lol:

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#13 astiop
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Depends how far I go. There was a time (5-8 years old if i recall correctly) were I thought I would marry my mother when I was older.
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#14 astiop
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e_e When I looked at a world map, I thought that was just the front of the world, and aaaaaaalways wondered how the other side looked. :lol:

killab2oo5
Oh man, you scared the **** out of me... when I looked at the post above mine I thought I had just posted in the "do you think the north is up" thread...
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#15 PolskaKing
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[QUOTE="Elemayo"]When I was small, I thought that because older movies were in black in white, that the world had simply not discovered colors yet, instead of not being able to record video in color xD

same...Oh how I was so naive.
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#16 -Shooter-
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Depends how far I go. There was a time (5-8 years old if i recall correctly) were I thought I would marry my mother when I was older.astiop
So did I!
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#17 deactivated-5967f36c08c33
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Parents did not view video games as their children did; whenever looking at a game,they merely saw an incomprehensible blur of lights and color.

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#18 Statutory_AP3
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[QUOTE="Get_A_Clue"]I used to believe in "God". :lol: Gosh, I was such a naive child.

Nice baiting.
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#19 Gallion-Beast
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[QUOTE="killab2oo5"]

e_e When I looked at a world map, I thought that was just the front of the world, and aaaaaaalways wondered how the other side looked. :lol:

astiop
Oh man, you scared the **** out of me... when I looked at the post above mine I thought I had just posted in the "do you think the north is up" thread...

That would have been awesome :lol:
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#20 killab2oo5
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[QUOTE="astiop"][QUOTE="killab2oo5"]

e_e When I looked at a world map, I thought that was just the front of the world, and aaaaaaalways wondered how the other side looked. :lol:

Gallion-Beast
Oh man, you scared the **** out of me... when I looked at the post above mine I thought I had just posted in the "do you think the north is up" thread...

That would have been awesome :lol:

xD Would've been quite awkward.
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#21 Lief_Ericson
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I thought if you held in your poop it turned into pee

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#22 bebopoutlaw3gun
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I though black women made chocolate milk in regard to breast feeding.

:)

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#23 Head_of_games
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I though black women made chocolate milk in regard to breast feeding.

:)

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....:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#24 PolskaKing
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[QUOTE="bebopoutlaw3gun"]

I though black women made chocolate milk in regard to breast feeding.

:)

Head_of_games
....:lol: :lol: :lol:

........ BAHAHAHA :lol: :lol:
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#25 mccloskey-14
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I used to think the Barney was real and I wanted to met him some day.
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#26 kingkui
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I thought Satin lived under my bed and if I got out when I shouldn't of he would take me to hell.

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#27 bebopoutlaw3gun
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....:lol: :lol: :lol:Head_of_games

I didn't know it wasn't true until I dated a black girl. :|

Actually I found out it wasn't true when I was....six I think...it was first grade and my friend's mom just had a baby. I was over at his house and so I asked him if his mom had chocolate milk...He was like "I don't remember". So we went and asked. She just laughed at us.

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#28 clayron
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When I was small, I thought that because older movies were in black in white, that the world had simply not discovered colors yet, instead of not being able to record video in color xDElemayo

I honestly thoight this too.

But, when I was a child I thought the Grocery store Albertsons was literally "My store". I never understood why my family had to pay for anything. I would have bonafide freak outs in the store because we had to pay. Needless, to say, I got myself in a lot of trouble, but my parents thought it was hilarious.

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#29 Ikouze
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I used to think all Germans were Nazis. I'd met a German kid and I treated him like he was crap. He cried to his mom about it and I got in trobule for calling them Nazis. XD

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#30 reyad-u
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I used to think that people were inside TVs (I once asked my dad to stop being a bully and get them out :|), and like the guy before me, I also wondered what was on the other side of a map.
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#32 marluxia101
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spinach made you stronger and that kissing could get you pregnant

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#33 CommanderShiro
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Everyone except me were robots.

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#34 _Verm
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i thought trix yogurt really made the world into color because of hte commercials.
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#35 deactivated-59f03d6ce656b
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When I was small, I thought that because older movies were in black in white, that the world had simply not discovered colors yet, instead of not being able to record video in color xDElemayo

Me too!

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[QUOTE="Get_A_Clue"]I used to believe in "God". :lol: Gosh, I was such a naive child. Statutory_AP3
Nice baiting.

haha, and so it begins...

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#37 Hot-Tamale
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I actually used to think that whenever you were alone there was this little black imp thing that would always be behind you, but when you'd turn your head it would just reappear behind your head again, always being outside your line of sight. I actually got whiplashed one time from rapidly swinging my head back and forth trying to trick the little imp. Come to think of it, that's kind of terrifying to have a little monster behind you at all times...

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#38 northlight27
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well, one time I saw the movie Volcano(I think that was the title) which gave me nightmares and for a while I would get nervous about taking a bath because of the scene where someone dies in a hot spring. I live nowhere near a volcano.
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#39 Smoke89
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I have told this on here before, but whatever. My dad convinced me people were bald because these creatures called "Nogalumps" stole their hair to make saddles so they could ride squirrels.

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#40 smokingsbad
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I thought I was white O.O (I'm chinese)
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#41 clayron
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I have told this on here before, but whatever. My dad convinced me people were bald because these creatures called "Nogalumps" stole their hair to make saddles so they could ride squirrels.

Smoke89

Hahaha :lol: I actually have tears coming from my eyes.

Your dad wins "Dad of the Century" I am so using that with my godson today.

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#42 Ace_WondersX
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I thought that I was the only person in the world that could think, as in talk to myself in my mind.

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#43 GodofBigMacs
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I used to believe that when it was my birthday, a few inches would automatically be added onto me. So every time it was my birthday and woke up, I looked down at my feet to see how much I grew. I also believed that under my bed every night, and only at night, was a skeleton trying to reach up to me. So one time during the day, I stuffed a whole bunch of stuff under there to keep it from doing that... that stuff is still there...
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I used to think scribble-scrabble was some kind of mysterious animal, so whenever I saw random lines scribbled on paper I thought it was a depiction of said animal.
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#45 kingdre
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I thought adults literally couldn't drive without their driver's license and that women got pregnant from kissing. :P

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#46 Smoke89
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[QUOTE="Smoke89"]

I have told this on here before, but whatever. My dad convinced me people were bald because these creatures called "Nogalumps" stole their hair to make saddles so they could ride squirrels.

clayron

Hahaha :lol: I actually have tears coming from my eyes.

Your dad wins "Dad of the Century" I am so using that with my godson today.

Yeah, I am glad I figured that one out before I started school. That could have been embarrassing.

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I was scared of flowers, but that was my older sisters fault..
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#48 mindstorm
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I'd lay awake at night for hours every night wondering and thinking about all manner of things ranging from God, our mere existence, evolution, etc. Only later did I realize that I was not alone in what I wondered.
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When I was in kindergarden, I thought sex was something EVERYBODY did regaurdless of age and something you could casually do in public....now the correct terms would be like orgys. But yeah...

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#50 flowersjf
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[QUOTE="Get_A_Clue"]I used to believe in "God". :lol: Gosh, I was such a naive child.

That's not funny, he's real just like everything else/