Were we created only to cut grass?

I was just reading a really dumb post and the idea dawned on me. First god put some animals on the planet and stuff. The animals couldn't keep up with the grass so he added some dinosaurs. They couldnt keep up. So he said "Alright lets just start over!" BOOM! He drops a meteor and blows them all up. He creates humans that slowly develop advanced mowing machinery and are tending very well to his planetary lawn. Its how we earn our keep of the planet. Thing is now we have developed weed killers, so hes probably going to erradicate us and just start using that, and do something genuinely useful with this planet......just an idea i had just now. Im a little high so its probably true.

I didn't have a lawn up until about a month ago, so no.

but your parents did, or the apartment u lived in did. EVERYWHERE does......lordlunch2

God has god-like powers, if he cared, I'm sure he could cut all the grass himself...

If that's the meaning of life, I'm disappointed.

So maybe the $15 a month I spend on turfbuilder will help me get into heaven.

hmm i hire a day laborer for like 5 bucks an hour do mow my lawn.Trollsters

Way to not even pay minimum wage.

So you're saying God is too lazy to get up and cut it himself?

I was just reading a really dumb post and the idea dawned on me. First god put some animals on the planet and stuff. The animals couldn't keep up with the grass so he added some dinosaurs. They couldnt keep up. So he said "Alright lets just start over!" BOOM! He drops a meteor and blows them all up. He creates humans that slowly develop advanced mowing machinery and are tending very well to his planetary lawn. Its how we earn our keep of the planet. Thing is now we have developed weed killers, so hes probably going to erradicate us and just start using that, and do something genuinely useful with this planet......just an idea i had just now. Im a little high so its probably true.

lordlunch2

Are you saying our whole existence revolves around the growing and trimming of grass?MattUD1

Ok then i ask you and your god. why would he create a planet just to create animals and ppl to CUT GRASS. if it was that big of a problem to him in the first place, why not just skip all the bs and not make the planet if he won't do it himself???

[QUOTE="MattUD1"]Are you saying our whole existence revolves around the growing and trimming of grass?Lto_thaG

[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"][QUOTE="MattUD1"]Are you saying our whole existence revolves around the growing and trimming of grass?MattUD1

[QUOTE="Trollsters"]hmm i hire a day laborer for like 5 bucks an hour do mow my lawn.DaBrainz

Way to not even pay minimum wage.

[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"][QUOTE="MattUD1"] Curse you "indifference" smiley! MattUD1