excluding insects (that's too easy, spiders and bees...basically anything that can sting/bite me with venom, and is small enough to run away)...
...I would have to say a lot of birds, like Blue Jays or Mocking Birds or anything that basically sits outside your windows at 4AM and goes "BWOOOOOOOOOOOCK! BWWWWWWWWWWWOCK!" incessantly. Or can shit on your head and fly away. Or can dive bomb your pets. Or can fly majestically and gloat about it...bastards.
The exception are big birds, raptors I guess we call them? Things like hawks, eagles, buzzards, albatross, etc.
Though lately I've been growing to dislike people; here I've been thinking I like people and I am just depressed and introverted, but maybe all this time I just really, really don't like people! Maybe there's an explanation, after all!
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