What are some good pick up lines/openers that you have seen actually work.

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#1 Mercenary848
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  1. Hi my name is________ nice to meet you, what/how are__________.
  2. You look cute want to hang out
  3. Hey **** wanna have sex

My boss used that last line on a women and it worked, he told me he did not even know her but he could tell she would be down.

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#2 MrGeezer
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Any pickup line works if the person you're talking to is dumb enough.
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#3 KamuiFei
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Your boss lied to you. :)

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#4 araksik
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Anything can work. It just depends on the person you're going for.

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#5 tryagainlater
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If you said "gimme some suger baby" in a perfect Bruce Campbell voice, I'm pretty sure it would work. Heck, I'd have sex with a guy if they did it to me.

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#6 Mercenary848
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Your boss lied to you. :)

KamuiFei

I do not think so, not to mention I would not be surprised if some peple are that easy.

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#7 deactivated-5b1e62582e305
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Pick-up lines don't actually work.

If they do, then that's probably a chick that's been ran through plenty of times before by others.

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#8 Davulao
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I HAVE USED THIS ONE AND IT WORKS

"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."


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#9 kingkong0124
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whatever these guys use.

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#10 THE_DRUGGIE
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"smell this rag"

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'pc gaming is dying' let me tell you. she was a freak
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#12 Mercenary848
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whatever these guys use.

kingkong0124

OMg that is the most awesome series ever.

but yeah i wonder if that actually works

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"Let me toss your salad. Please."
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#14 kingkong0124
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but yeah i wonder if that actually worksMercenary848
seems like it does, lol
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#15 almasdeathchild
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are you from heaven cause i got an erection

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#16 kingkong0124
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is your dad a terrorist because you're the bomb

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#17 branketra
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Hey, you wanna make out?
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One female biology major to a male bio major: "If I were an enzyme I would be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes(jeans)."

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#19 juden41
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Pick up lines don't work.

is your dad a terrorist because you're the bomb

kingkong0124
LOL
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I said hi once. That was all it took.