What are some of your favorite quotes ever?

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#1 Sharkep
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I'm not looking for any specific subject or theme. Any quote. I'm interesting.
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#2 GPAddict
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This one:

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#3 shoot-first
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I'm not looking for any specific subject or theme. Any quote. I'm interesting.Sharkep

Stay thirsty my friends.

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"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure."

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The one in my signature and pretty much anything that was said by George Carlin.
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#6 mindstorm
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I've got a "few."

"Many people are willing to be God-centered as long as they feel that God is man-centered." --John Piper

"One of the most important discoveries I have ever made is this truth: God is most glorified in me when I am most satisfied in him. This is the motor that drives my ministry as a pastor. It affects everything I do." --John Piper

"He became what we are that he might make us what he is." --Saint Athanasius of Alexandria in reference to Jesus.

"God saved you for himself, God saved you from himself, and God saved you by himself" --The Truth Project

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car." --Laurence J. Peter

"Creatures are not born with desires unless satisfaction for those desires exists. A baby feels hunger: well, there is such a thing as food. A duckling wants to swim: well, there is such a thing as water. Men feel sexual desire: well, there is such a thing as sex. If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world… earthly pleasures were never meant to satisfy it, but only to arouse it, to suggest the real thing." --C.S. Lewis

"I believe in Christianity as I believe in the rising sun; not because I see it, but by it I can see all else." --C. S. Lewis

"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, ''Thy will be done,'' and those to whom God says, ''All right, then, have it your way.''" --C.S. Lewis

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important." --C.S. Lewis

"The Bible is very easy to understand. But we as Christians are a bunch of scheming swindlers. We pretend to be unable to understand it because we know very well that the minute we understand we are obliged to act accordingly. Take any words in the New Testament and forget everything except pledging yourself to act accordingly. My God, you will say, if I do that my whole life will be ruined." --Søren Kierkegaard

"Among these Jews there suddenly turns up a man who goes about talking as if He was God. He claims to forgive sins. He says He has always existed. He says He is coming to judge the world at the end of time. Now let us get this clear. Among Pantheists, like the Indians, anyone might say that he was a part of God, or one with God: there would be nothing very odd about it. But this man, since He was a Jew, could not mean that kind of God. God, in their language, meant the Being outside of the world, who had made it and was infinitely different from anything else. And when you have grasped that, you will see that what this man said was, quite simply, the most shocking thing that has ever been uttered by human lips." --C. S. Lewis

"There is not one little blade of grass, there is no color in this world that is not intended to make men rejoice." - John Calvin

"It is no small honour that God for our sake has so magnificently adorned the world, in order that we may not only be spectators of this beauteous theatre, but also enjoy the multiplied abundance and variety of good things which are presented to us in it." - John Calvin

"My trust is not that I am holy, but that, being unholy, Christ died for me. My rest is here, not in what I am or shall be or feel or know, but in what Christ is and must be,- in what Christ did and is still doing as He stands before yonder throne of glory." - Charles Spurgeon

"It is not a religious act that makes the Christian, but participation in the sufferings of God in the secular life. That is metanonia [repentance]: not in the first place thinking about one's own needs, problems, sins, and fears, but allowing oneself to be caught up in the way of Jesus Christ." --Dietrich Bonhoeffer who was later martyered during Nazi rule for his work. He is the author of The Cost of Discipleship and he lived up to what he preached.

"May God bless us with enough foolishness to believe that we really can make a difference in this world, so that we are able, with God's grace, to do what others claim cannot be done." .-Said by a friend of mine. I'm not sure if he was quoting another source or not.

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"My philosophy is things are just as ***ked as they seem..."

Cant get that quote out of my head

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The gem cannot be polished without friction -nor a man without trials.

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one has to do.

What the fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.

All I got off of fortune cookies. The first one has a lot of meaning to me and i am going to write a blog about it. Nice forum topic.

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#9 Ronin893
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[QUOTE="Sharkep"]I'm not looking for any specific subject or theme. Any quote. I'm interesting.shoot-first

Stay thirsty my friends.

That guy is the man. " He can speak German... in French." That line is the best.

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"Because I have a hard-on for technology"

"Fortunately, I can pilot a helicopter. Thank God for Microsoft Flight Simulator"

"What the hell is going on? Why haven't I had any screen time?"

"I think it's pretty obvious why your people are suffering, their ruler is a transvestite."

Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

Denis Diderot

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#12 WasntAvailable
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"You're fired." - Arnie

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Holmes:Stick around buddy!

Kreese: You know that guy's name?

Holmes: How should I know?!

Kreese: Well YOU called him buddy!

Holmes: [expletive] you!

Kreese: Hey! It's not my fault you don't have any friends!

Holmes: Yes it is...........

-MadWorld (Wii) Kreese Kreeley and Howard "Buckshot" Holmes

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"And one because you're fugly."

-Postal Dude (Postal 2: Share The Pain)

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" I've dotted my I's and crossed my T's!"

"That's good.......but are you familiar with the rest of the alphabet?"

- Forgot where I heard it! :(

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#14 RomeoFalcon
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[QUOTE="shoot-first"]

[QUOTE="Sharkep"]I'm not looking for any specific subject or theme. Any quote. I'm interesting.Ronin893

Stay thirsty my friends.

That guy is the man. " He can speak German... in French." That line is the best.

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A few of my favorites: "The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least." "Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." " What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do." "Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there." "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." "When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty." "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" " If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us." "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it." "Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it." "Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it." "Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." "Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." " I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it." "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t." "When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." " When law and common sense come into conflict, the law is wrong" "There are two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity....I'm not sure about the former though." "The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." "You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same." "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life" "Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons." "Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself. "The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." "The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth." "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward." "History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." "Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it." "Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits."
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"In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons." Pretty deep
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I've got a few.

"Relationships - Sure, there might be other fish in the sea, but you're nowhere near the sea. You're in the desert. Alone."

"Children check under their bed for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris checks under his bed FOR ME."

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."

"Sure, power corrupts. Isn't that what it's for?"

"I think that everyone is entitled to MY opinion."

"Every day, I beat my previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."

"I don't break rules, I merely test their elasticity."

"All I want is a warm bed, a cooked meal, and unlimited power. Is that too much to ask for?"

But, on a more serious note:

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill

"Evil is not seen by those out on the field. It is only seen by those watching from the sidelines."

And of course, you can refer to my sig.

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"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." - Thoreau. Not sure why I like it - I just do.
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As the great philosopher Homer once said:

You tried your best and failed miserably. Today's lesson: never try.

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"The hardest part isn't finding who we need to be, it's being content with who you are"-The Ataris

"It's not about being the fastest skater in the league. It's about being the first one to the puck." -Sidney Crosby

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."-Michael Jordan

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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."-Michael Jordan

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IT'S OVER 9,000!!! 8)

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"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dark that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you.We are all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsiously give other people to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. Sir I just wanna say thank you . . . You saved my life." -Timo Cruz (Coach Carter) "How 'bout a magic trick? [he slams a pencil into the table, point first] I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." The Joker
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Probably: "I see that you have made three spelling mistakes." -Thomas de Mahay (upon reading his death sentence)

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"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." Lewis Carroll

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From the daily show Rather than kissing the earth's ass by giving it its own day and throwing it concerts, we should be kicking its ass with technology - the daily show aasif mandvi
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#26 mo0ksi
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As the great philosopher Homer once said:

You tried your best and failed miserably. Today's lesson: never try.

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Ahh yes... a word from the wise. And who can't forget this great lesson from out beloved Mr. Burns: "Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese."
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"It's not about the size, but how you use it."
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

-George Carlin

"Life is wasted on the living."

-Douglas Adams

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"Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver. You can't really ask for it back." ~ Mark Corrigan.