What are the best ways to fake sick?

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#1 Minder22
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What is your stratagies?
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#2 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I don't but headaches or nausea usually work well. Can't prove they're faking.
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#3 -Kirbyangel-
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I don't fake sick, but I can fake injuries very well.
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#4 LoG-Sacrament
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licking the entire area behind the refrigerator works well.
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I can induce vomitting at will. Not that I have much use for it now, but when I was in elementary school, I got out pretty much every week
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#6 Sharvie
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I don't. 100% attendance right here. :P
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#7 RamboSymbiot
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Say it hurts when you urinate

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#8 X360PS3AMD05
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DI-A-RREA
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#9 dbz345
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Just drink a bottle of Maalox and you'll have no faking to do. XD

Nah please don't do that, usually stomach aches and such are easiest to fake.

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#10 L8erSquare
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Wet a towel with hot water and sit it on your forehead for some time, then when ma or pa touches you, you will have a high temp feeling on your head.
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#11 L8erSquare
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licking the entire area behind the refrigerator works well. LoG-Sacrament

Eww!... wait that might just work.

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#12 Putzwapputzen
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i dont really fake sick, sure i dont want to go to school one day, but i always go. :D
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I saw a story on the news about a website (link below) that will make fake doctor messages for you. Pretty cool.

http://mwmenterprises.com/fakedocnotes?gclid=CKXG0eCA2I8CFQU6awodfjAC-Q

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#14 SilvrDog
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Ok...

1. Rub your eyes for a little while to make them all red. 

2. Take a wet towel that is warm and lay it on your forehead and cheeks.

= Fake Fever

1. Hold Stomach while hunching over slightly. 

2. Lay a warm towel and forehead and cheeks.

3. Swish some seltzer water mixed with a little vinegar in your mouth to get a gross smell. 

= Stomach AcheÂ