What are the top 3 things you'd like to do if you walked into a crowded place?

1.) i wish i could turn the gravity off so i can watch everyone panic in the air

2.) i know this is wrong but... throw a g-nade into a huge crowd just to see the people fly

3.) stand on a platform above the crowd with a buddy of mine and bet to see who i can hit with an orange

1. Scream "He has a gun!"

2. Scream "I'm coming out of the closet!"

3. Drive a Hummer around.

4. Steal everyone's wallet.

Put down my briefcase and run >.>Beaman

im so doing that later!!!!!!

Yell out: "Oh my god, he's got a gun!" and then point in a certain direction as everyone runs.HillyBilly

fart

scream "He's got a Gun!"

start pushing people out of my way like i was being chased.

I'd pass some gas

see who gets blamed

I'd probably blame the cop too

1.Put my hands down my pants.

2.Get naked

3.Run from the police

(in that order)

steal someone's wallet

pretend I'm on american idol

eat a cookie

1.Put my hands down my pants.

2.Get naked

3.Run from the police

(in that order)

cool_baller

:lol:

To be honest, there isn't really anything in mind. Although I do remember one time, my friend and I were in a line at a public pool waiting so that we can used the bathroom. The kid in front of us had his ass crack hanging out and I started making jokes. We were laughing a lot and there was a lot of people waiting in line staring at us. Some of them were laughing while others were looking at us in disgust. Surprisingly, the kid in front of us was never aware of us making fun of him, or he just didn't want to turn around because he was feeling bad. Good times.

Rap a towel around my head like a turban.

Run screaming into the bulk of them.

Scream "God is great!" and activate some non-lethal flash bombs on my chest.

Watch people run away awkwardly with the load of crap in their pants.

1. Fart (that's a given. :lol: )

2. start doing the robot

3. **** my girl

1 - say "WTF" loud

2 - play some PSP while doing #1

3 - Kick the ass of the guy who stole my psp while I was doing #1 and 2

Pretend to talk loudly on the phone... say something like.. "Yeah I went to the doctor earlier, he said whatever it is that I have is contagious..

Start coughing and sneezing

Start scratching

I've always wanted to start up a random mosh pit in a crowded room...doubt it'd work though. :P

1) mosh pit

2) talk about something very inappropriate very loudly and listen to the room quite down while I'm still talking

3) scream the words "TRUE COLORS! PRETTY COLORS!" in a very loud and annoying voice.

Point up with me and my friends and pretend something awful/scary just happened and run like your running for your life and see if everyone belives you and run too lolsnifit

I would also like to do the same thing, except do it in the crowded streets of Tokyo and screaming "GODZILLA!!! GODZILLA!!!"

[QUOTE="snifit"]Point up with me and my friends and pretend something awful/scary just happened and run like your running for your life and see if everyone belives you and run too lolViedric

I would also like to do the same thing, except do it in the crowded streets of Tokyo and screaming "GODZILLA!!! GODZILLA!!!"

lol :lol:

I would smear feaces....EVERYWHERE

Put down my briefcase and run >.>Beaman

Awesome :D

Just start yelling non-sequiturs like "Cheeseburger on buttered toast!"

Maybe a "One does not simply walk into Mordor!"

Just start yelling non-sequiturs like "Cheeseburger on buttered toast!"

Maybe a "One does not simply walk into Mordor!"

Headbanger88

I would pay to see someone do that.

jump back and put my arms out in a surprised way (like something scared you) and you'd scare the people behind you toolonewolf604

I'd scream:"PEOPOLZ THER EZ E BOOOOOOMB"

And while everyone is panicking and running:"j/k lawl"

Put down my briefcase and run >.>Beaman

or scream im coming allah!!1!!111!!!!!! one one

i also like the "omg, hes got a gun" one.......

also if your a woman walk upto a man rub aginst him and then scream out "he just groped me!!!"

Yell out: "Oh my god, he's got a gun!" and then point in a certain direction as everyone runs.HillyBilly

[QUOTE="Beaman"]Put down my briefcase and run >.>muppet1010

or scream im coming allah!!1!!111!!!!!! one one

i also like the "omg, hes got a gun" one.......

also if your a woman walk upto a man rub aginst him and then scream out "he just groped me!!!"

Break off a couple o SteveWeisers

Raise some hell

Repent to the Lord.

:?...:(...:cry:

Crap on the coats(Dane Cook)

mumble to myself "they'l all be sorry", or "Just the wait" "i like rusty spoons"

talk loudly about wierd/fack medical conditions. "i'm geting my third nipple removed" "I was born w/o a butt"

Put down my briefcase and run >.>Beaman

Same here. That counts as all three. :twisted:

[QUOTE="Beaman"]Put down my briefcase and run >.>Sandro909

Same here. That counts as all three. :twisted: