What are your top 5 all time favorite South Park episodes

I have a friend who never got into South Park but has seen a few episodes. Can you all give me a list of your top 5 episodes so I can put together the best episodes for him to watch? He doesn't ever get my humor when I reference funny ass lines. Everyone should know "took er jerbs"!!!

There has been a total of 237 episodes.

I think my top five are:

In no particular order:

Good Times with Weapons
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Scott Tenorman
Awesome-O
Butters' Very Own Episode

I Haven't watched South Park in a while.. Last episode I saw was the marijuana one.. That episode was pretty good lol.

haha, i just remembered the one where Randy gets fisky with the food network. That was is pretty good. 

Creme Fraize and the Dolphins episode are probably my most memorable.

South Park's pretty lame. They always try to make a point and it's annoying. More shows should be like Drawn Together and not try to make a point.

South Park's pretty lame. They always try to make a point and it's annoying. More shows should be like Drawn Together and not try to make a point.

cain006

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South Park's pretty lame. They always try to make a point and it's annoying. More shows should be like Drawn Together and not try to make a point.

The_Lipscomb

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South Park's pretty lame. They always try to make a point and it's annoying. More shows should be like Drawn Together and not try to make a point.

cain006

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South Park's pretty lame. They always try to make a point and it's annoying. More shows should be like Drawn Together and not try to make a point.

cain006

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[QUOTE="The_Lipscomb"] You find it annoying when a point is trying to be made? Well then, if that's the case.. things will not progress much lolPannicAtack

South Park spends way too long on the whole making a point thing. I liked the WoW episode for example, so over the top and silly.

[QUOTE="PannicAtack"][QUOTE="cain006"]It's a comedy show. I didn't watch it to be preached at.

cain006

South Park spends way too long on the whole making a point thing. I liked the WoW episode for example, so over the top and silly.

Douche and Turd is brilliant political satire.

All you're doing is appealing to your fanbase.

cain006

lol no they aren't. South Park makes fun of too many things to be considered doing that.

I liked the WoW episode for example, so over the top and silly.

cain006

The wheel of fortune one.  Lol.

Douche and Turd is brilliant political satire.

[QUOTE="cain006"]All you're doing is appealing to your fanbase.

Slashless

lol no they aren't. South Park makes fun of too many things to be considered doing that.

I liked the WoW episode for example, so over the top and silly.

cain006

The wheel of fortune one.  Lol.

sonicare

Cartoon Wars, Biggest Douche, Scientology , Mormonism, the Marklar one,  and the one with Virgin Mary bleeding. I guess its obvious why I like these episodes.

It was 24 minutes of satirizing how serious people take video games. Slashless

My favorite comedies are Archer, Seinfeld, and King of the Hill though. KOTH is pretty satirical, but I see a lot of my family in the show so it's pretty funny.

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It was 24 minutes of satirizing how serious people take video games. cain006

My favorite comedies are Archer, Seinfeld, and King of the Hill though. KOTH is pretty satirical, but I see a lot of my family in the show so it's pretty funny.

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It was 24 minutes of satirizing how serious people take video games. The_Lipscomb

My favorite comedies are Archer, Seinfeld, and King of the Hill though. KOTH is pretty satirical, but I see a lot of my family in the show so it's pretty funny.

[QUOTE="The_Lipscomb"][QUOTE="cain006"]You think I don't know that? I can just look past it. Anyways I just remember the part where Cartman sh*ts into the bucket his mom is holding. F*cking hilarious stuff right there.

My favorite comedies are Archer, Seinfeld, and King of the Hill though. KOTH is pretty satirical, but I see a lot of my family in the show so it's pretty funny.

cain006

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South Park's pretty lame. They always try to make a point and it's annoying. More shows should be like Drawn Together and not try to make a point.

cain006

They make fun of daily tasks, ideas, and actions that happen in the world and show us how rediculous people are as a whole in certain situations. Politics and celebrities are huge in this aspect. This is what makes the show great. 

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[QUOTE="The_Lipscomb"] King of the Hil is one of my favorite shows.. Maybe my favorite.The_Lipscomb

[QUOTE="The_Lipscomb"][QUOTE="cain006"]Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I've seen almost every episode, but every now and then I'll look through the episode list on netflix and find one I hadn't seen yet. I just watched the one where Hank finds a guy just like him and at the end he tells Dale and Bill something like "You guys are something Hal will nver be. My neighbors." Hilarious line right there. 

cain006

• Imaginationland trilogy
• Good Times with Weapons
• Breast Cancer Show Ever
• Make Love, Not Warcraft
• The Losing Edge

• Make Love, Not Warcraft
• Creme Fraiche (may be spelled differently, I don't even know if that's the actual name of the episode)
• Pinkeye
• Good Time With Weapons
• A Nightmare on Face Time

At the moment:

• Make Love, Not Warcraft
• The Losing Edge
• Cartman Joins Nambla
• Spontaneous Combustion
• Woodland Critter Christmas

Honorable mentions: 

• Grey Dawn
• Chinpokomon
• Asspen

I am sure there's others I am missing.

Up the Down Steroid
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Whale Whores
The F Word
The Losing Edge

There's probably a few others that would be in there, but those are the first that come to mind (in no particular order).

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum. You know what I mean.

Good Times With Weapons is also great.

I love South Park but don't know the titles of the episodes. So here goes:

The WoW episode.

The one where the internet goes down and Randy gets attacked by a "ghost".

The alien invasion episode with all the world leaders involved and the toy car race that Randy cheats on.

The one with putting food up your behind to poo out your mouth.

The cheesing one that's heavily inspired by Heavy Metal.

Hard to pick just one.  Sucks that they're cutting their seasons from 14 episodes to 10 from now on, though.

Apologies to Jessie Jackson

Butters Bottom ****

Imagination Land series

Pandemic

ManBearPig

I don't know it's hard to choose South Park is very consistent.

The one with Michael Jackson

Fake Jennifer Lopes

and pretty much any epsiode with Butters.

Wow, too many to choose from to have a top 5. So I'll just pick 5 I really like.

Free Willzyx

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Trapped in the Closet

Spooky Fish

The Meteor Shower Trilogy (eh, I'm counting them as one. :p)

Haven't seen South Park in a long while, I've found their latest seasons to be pretty lame. But the first 5 seasons are pure gold.

I'll try remembering 5 good episodes, may not be in any order:

1. Make Love, Not Warcraft (still sad they didn't show any Horde in the episode)

2. Scott Tenorman Must Die

3. Spooky Fish

4. Good Times with Weapons

5. Casa Bonita

Hard to pick just one.  Sucks that they're cutting their seasons from 14 episodes to 10 from now on, though.

Hallenbeck77

Firs ttime I hear this, why are they cutting the episodes?

Firs ttime I hear this, why are they cutting the episodes?RoccoHout

1. Make Love, Not Warcraft
2. Major Boobage
3. Fishsticks
4. The Last of the Meheecans
5. Broadway Bro Down

I forgot some of these mentioned and went back to rewatch them. South Park is so funny. haha