In terms of sheer deadliness, which one is most likely to kill you if wielded by another man?
Pancakes:
They're mean, they're floppy, and they're covered in syrup. You could possibly be bludgeoned to death with a few of these if stacked properly and forced upon you at the right angle. A truly deadly contender indeed.
Bacon:
With it's abusive amount of fat and grease, bacon might just kill you with it's sheer unhealthiness. However, the variation of bacon given to you is sharp as can be and would slice through someone in five or six swings depending on who you're trying to snuff out.
Waffles:
Don't let the unassuming look fool you, these waffles have been left out for quite some time! With their soft, chewy exoskeleton turned into a lead-like hardness, these things will be able to crush your head with a few good tosses. Just be sure to avoid the sharp corners.
Eggs:
In my opinion, these are the deadliest I could brandish. With their steel-like shell and acidic yolk, these little things give a whole new meaning to "bad egg." Just be careful that they don't bounce back at you or you're done for!
In my opinion, I'll go with the eggs. How about the rest of you people?
(I would post pics, but GS is being weird with it again)
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