What breakfast food is most likely to kill you?

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#1 THE_DRUGGIE
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In terms of sheer deadliness, which one is most likely to kill you if wielded by another man?

Pancakes:

They're mean, they're floppy, and they're covered in syrup. You could possibly be bludgeoned to death with a few of these if stacked properly and forced upon you at the right angle. A truly deadly contender indeed.


Bacon:

With it's abusive amount of fat and grease, bacon might just kill you with it's sheer unhealthiness. However, the variation of bacon given to you is sharp as can be and would slice through someone in five or six swings depending on who you're trying to snuff out.

Waffles:

Don't let the unassuming look fool you, these waffles have been left out for quite some time! With their soft, chewy exoskeleton turned into a lead-like hardness, these things will be able to crush your head with a few good tosses. Just be sure to avoid the sharp corners.

Eggs:

In my opinion, these are the deadliest I could brandish. With their steel-like shell and acidic yolk, these little things give a whole new meaning to "bad egg." Just be careful that they don't bounce back at you or you're done for!

In my opinion, I'll go with the eggs. How about the rest of you people?

(I would post pics, but GS is being weird with it again)

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#2 SolidSnake35
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A string of sausages... lethal.
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#4 gotdangit
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or Knife? or Spoon? Spoons are very dangerous, I stabbed myself multiple times with a spoon. It's a wonder I'm still alive.

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McSkillets.
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#6 THE_DRUGGIE
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ForkJML897

You eat forks!? That's a whole new level of manly!

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#7 clock_of_omens
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bacon
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#8 JML897
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or Knife? or Spoon? Spoons are very dangerous, I stabbed myself multiple times with a spoon. It's a wonder I'm still alive.

gotdangit

If used properly, the spoon can make someone suffocate, making it a dual-threat

I change my answer to spoon

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#9 JML897
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[QUOTE="JML897"]ForkTHE_DRUGGIE

You eat forks!? That's a whole new level of manly!

The doc said I needed more iron in my diet; forks solved the problem quick

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#10 sovereign_22
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i once killed a man with a waffle... it was over that very same waffle... unfortunately the waffle was ruined as a result.......... waffle waffle waffle
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#11 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="JML897"]ForkJML897

You eat forks!? That's a whole new level of manly!

The doc said I needed more iron in my diet; forks solved the problem quick

I only eat the plastic ones.

I'm such a wuss. :(

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#12 Wetall_basic
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Pancakes?! Blasphemy only the insidious waffle would do such a thing.
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#13 shoeman12
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my brother had cake for breakfast once, it was a lie and it killed him.
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Coffee. It's so ****ing hot.

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#15 JML897
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I know one breakfast food that would not kill anything, and that would be French Toast
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#16 resistance93
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I was rofl for some time after reading this topic. Waffles and eggs wud be a good combination. Chuck an egg at somebody's face and then slam them over the head with hard waffles while they're blinded by the yolk. Or you cud just use the waffles like ninja stars. Pancakes are too soft to do much damage. And you would hae to get dangerously close to cut someone with bacon. Anyway that wud be a pretty fun food fight. Invite me if you ever plan one.
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The full English!
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#18 UTXII
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A full package of 15 strips of bacon is more lethal than anthrax itself.
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#19 hagadorn
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[QUOTE="JML897"]ForkTHE_DRUGGIE

You eat forks!? That's a whole new level of manly!

like wiping your arse with a razor balde

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[QUOTE="JML897"]ForkTHE_DRUGGIE

You eat forks!? That's a whole new level of manly!

I eat forks as cereal....with NO milk.

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#21 THE_DRUGGIE
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No love for the pancakes, eh?
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#22 hagadorn
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I would have to say pancakes as seeing as they are the most flexible of the choices you can physically ram them down someones trachea and suffocate them.

EDIT: and yes i have given this a lot of thought

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Grapefruit.

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#24 sovereign_22
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No love for the pancakes, eh?THE_DRUGGIE
pfffffff! please, i eat pancakes for breakfast
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All those.
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#26 JML897
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I've changed my answer, again.

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No love for the pancakes, eh?THE_DRUGGIE


Like I said, pancakes would never be a party to violence. They are here to help mankind.
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#28 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]No love for the pancakes, eh?sovereign_22
pfffffff! please, i eat pancakes for breakfast

They'll eat you if you're not careful!

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Bacon will kill you...by cholesterol.
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#30 hagadorn
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]No love for the pancakes, eh?Wetall_basic


Like I said, pancakes would never be a party to violence. They are here to help mankind.

i would like to direct you to my previous comment about the pancakes suffocating abilities

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#31 THE_DRUGGIE
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*cyanidlicious!*

I've changed my answer, again.

JML897

I'm not sure what that's from, but I lauged nonetheless.

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I would think it'd be bacon... if you eat too much your heart will explode, and possibly start a grease fire.
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[QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]No love for the pancakes, eh?THE_DRUGGIE

pfffffff! please, i eat pancakes for breakfast

They'll eat you if you're not careful!

those pancakes dont know who theyre ****in' with! more like panFAKES! bolagna puts up more of a fight than those lamos
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those pancakes dont know who theyre ****in' with! more like panFAKES! bolagna puts up more of a fight than those lamossovereign_22

No, they're just acting innocent...Wait until you sleep...

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What about Powdered Toast? Why isn't Powdered Toast up there?
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#36 THE_DRUGGIE
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What about Powdered Toast? Why isn't Powdered Toast up there?Video_Game_King

Powdered Toast Man is in Bermuda at the moment.

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[QUOTE="sovereign_22"] those pancakes dont know who theyre ****in' with! more like panFAKES! bolagna puts up more of a fight than those lamosTHE_DRUGGIE

No, they're just acting innocent...Wait until you sleep...

when you all suffocate on pancakes you will wish that you had heeded me

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eggs
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="sovereign_22"] those pancakes dont know who theyre ****in' with! more like panFAKES! bolagna puts up more of a fight than those lamoshagadorn

No, they're just acting innocent...Wait until you sleep...

when you all suffocate on pancakes you will wish that you had heeded me

i dont sleep, i just ocasionally decide to slow down time whilst blinking to get my rest
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[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]No love for the pancakes, eh?hagadorn



Like I said, pancakes would never be a party to violence. They are here to help mankind.

i would like to direct you to my previous comment about the pancakes suffocating abilities



Lies! A pancake would simply rip itself apart in your throat. Your probably thinking of waffles. It's not enough they are awful, they have to give pancakes a bad name.
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Let's see... Pancakes and waffles are high in starch. Bacon is high in trans fats. Eggs are high in starch and protein.

They're all bad for you when not eaten in moderation.

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#42 GrandMasta69
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I know one breakfast food that would not kill anything, and that would be French ToastJML897

ahahaha...this teh funny

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#43 KG86
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I once beat up someone with a crumpet...
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Bacon. It's lethal but so good. :P
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I once beat up someone with a crumpet...KG86

With Vegemite on it, right?

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In the Phillipines, people often eat Fried Hotdogs with Fried Rice for breakfast.

In the hands of an American fry-cook, that recipe would be instant death :|

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Toast...he's always been out to get me :(
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A full Irish breakfast :

http://www.themenupage.com/fieldbreakfast.jpg

Sinister , eh ?

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#49 bobaban
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I actually did kill a girl when I shoved my co........I mean sausage down her throat.
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#50 teh_destroyer
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bacon,especially when that grease jumps at you :o.