What do you call it when you... (naughty)

when you drive a vehicle at either full throttle or slamming the brakes?

i did it once, and yeah its pretty extreme. like is there some like super cool inside word for it? if not make on up please. bonus points for clever acronyms and intialisms. oh yeah i just just typed intialisms. i made that distinction. 8)

Anyway I'm trying to impress a lady here, folks. with an interesting, yet true, bitesized anecdote. im gonna plant the seed. .

i wanna see some serious business faces here.

horniness?

What the f*** are you talking about...Dark__Link

ya know when either slam the gas or the brakes. nothing else. no coasting. either accelerating or slamming the breaks. any other way i can phrase it? jst make up a word for it if there isn't one already.

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]What the f*** are you talking about...Phaze-Two

ya know when either slam the gas or the brakes. nothing else. no coasting. either accelerating or slamming the breaks. any other way i can phrase it? jst make up a word for it if there isn't one already.

Are we speaking real or metaphorically here?

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]What the f*** are you talking about...Phaze-Two

ya know when either slam the gas or the brakes. nothing else. no coasting. either accelerating or slamming the breaks. any other way i can phrase it? jst make up a word for it if there isn't one already.

[QUOTE="Phaze-Two"]

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]What the f*** are you talking about...TheNewEraIcon

ya know when either slam the gas or the brakes. nothing else. no coasting. either accelerating or slamming the breaks. any other way i can phrase it? jst make up a word for it if there isn't one already.

Are we speaking real or metaphorically here?

foreal dude.

slamming on brakes is not good for your car.

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[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]What the f*** are you talking about...Dark__Link

ya know when either slam the gas or the brakes. nothing else. no coasting. either accelerating or slamming the breaks. any other way i can phrase it? jst make up a word for it if there isn't one already.

yeah but here's the scenario. ive got this junk car that i call "muh beater" and i'm gonna tell a story about how I take it (insert word here)ing. and she'll be all like "ooooh" and then ill floor it and just to scare her a little bit. get that heart goin before we make passionate love.

slamming on brakes is not good for your car.

zoraluv

it is good for sex though. gets the juices flowin'. listening to barry white while im doin it too. (the driving part that is. or both actually)

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Clever TC! For those of you who don't get it I think he means when you are "going at full performance" and suddenly "hold" the breaks Hint hint: holdDarthkaiser

NOOO!!!!!!!!!!

its not an inuendo! please i beg you don't try to derail my thread! I know thats what you're trying to do! i see right through you!

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BMD004

shoot.

[QUOTE="zoraluv"]

slamming on brakes is not good for your car.

Phaze-Two

it is good for sex though. gets the juices flowin'. listening to barry white while im doin it too. (the driving part that is. or both actually)

rape?

rape?

Colin1192

like as in i ranally aped the gas and break pedals? nah thats too graphic. plus it might make it seem like im a rapist in general which is not good for when you're trying to score.

Jedi Mind Trick.Sin_Cara

like i jeti mind tricked my gas an..... no thats dumb i don't get it. do you have your serious face on? doesn't sound like it.

[QUOTE="Sin_Cara"]Jedi Mind Trick.Phaze-Two

like i jeti mind tricked my gas an..... no thats dumb i don't get it. do you have your serious face on? doesn't sound like it.

[QUOTE="Phaze-Two"]

[QUOTE="zoraluv"]

slamming on brakes is not good for your car.

zoraluv

it is good for sex though. gets the juices flowin'. listening to barry white while im doin it too. (the driving part that is. or both actually)

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oh i don't think ya do, hon.

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[QUOTE="Sin_Cara"]Jedi Mind Trick.Sin_Cara

like i jeti mind tricked my gas an..... no thats dumb i don't get it. do you have your serious face on? doesn't sound like it.

exactly so you dont know what im goin through right now. so get outta my face!

[QUOTE="Sin_Cara"][QUOTE="Phaze-Two"]

like i jeti mind tricked my gas an..... no thats dumb i don't get it. do you have your serious face on? doesn't sound like it.

Phaze-Two

exactly so you dont know what im goin through right now. so get outta my face!

yeah but here's the scenario. ive got this junk car that i call "muh beater" and i'm gonna tell a story about how I take it (insert word here)ing. and she'll be all like "ooooh" and then ill floor it and just to scare her a little bit. get that heart goin before we make passionate love.

Phaze-Two

[QUOTE="Colin1192"]

rape?

Phaze-Two

like as in i ranally aped the gas and break pedals? nah thats too graphic. plus it might make it seem like im a rapist in general which is not good for when you're trying to score.

in my experience it gets the ladies in the mood

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[QUOTE="Sin_Cara"] Listen buddy, I'm not the one trying to impress a lady through advanced vehicular mechanics.Sin_Cara

exactly so you dont know what im goin through right now. so get outta my face!

oh ill bender fender alright. no matter if shes crashed or mangled or both.

[QUOTE="Sin_Cara"][QUOTE="Phaze-Two"]

exactly so you dont know what im goin through right now. so get outta my face!

Phaze-Two

oh ill bender fender alright. no matter if shes crashed or mangled or both.

Brah WTF am I reading? Is this about sex or cars?'Capitan_Kid

[QUOTE="Capitan_Kid"]Brah WTF am I reading? Is this about sex or cars?'Sin_Cara

[QUOTE="Sin_Cara"][QUOTE="Capitan_Kid"]Brah WTF am I reading? Is this about sex or cars?'xaos

[QUOTE="Sin_Cara"][QUOTE="Capitan_Kid"]Brah WTF am I reading? Is this about sex or cars?'xaos

umm

while back i was with my friend and we was kinda out side of the city where every house is like 500 yards

and we was goofing off in his car and (he's the one started it) it started pulling the emergacy brake and screaming out loud DEER!!!

well he paid for it next week when he had get his breaks and other crap fixed lol

racing?