what do you do when a deer attacks ?

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#1 ganon42
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Like the title sais, what do you do?
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Hydrogen Peroxide
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#3 wavebrid
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sing hopefully it will run away from me :P

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#4 HardcoreKiller2
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Depends on how big the deer is. If the deer is huge and the antlers were sharp, and it had a taste for human blood, then I would run. But if it wasn't, well...
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#5 ganon42
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im seriosly freaked out if a deer attacks me because i saw one the other day
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#6 ConManWithGun
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Run to the hills....
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#7 CRS98
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Get a deer zapper.
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#8 Elraptor
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A button buck attacked one of my friends once during a hunt. I kid you not. The funny thing was that he had just been joking about jumping on a deer and killing it with his knife. A few minutes later, the deer literally rams him, knocks him over, and runs away. We still kid him about his missed opportunity to go Rambo on the deer.
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#9 xzemnes567
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Like the title sais, what do you do?ganon42

kick its ass

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Oh, and here's another story: on a highway near my parents' house, a couple old ladies were killed a few yars ago when they hit a deer on the road. The deer's body smashed through the windshield and brained both of them. An accident it was ruled, but I've always suspected it was the work of a suicidal deer assassin.
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#11 xzemnes567
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Oh, and here's another story: on a highway near my parents' house, a couple old ladies were killed a few yars ago when they hit a deer on the road. The deer's body smashed through the windshield and brained both of them. An accident it was ruled, but I've always suspected it was the work of a suicidal deer assassin. Elraptor

:o wow the deer toke them with him

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#12 xtn702
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I would run up to somewhere
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#13 CRS98
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Oh, and here's another story: on a highway near my parents' house, a couple old ladies were killed a few yars ago when they hit a deer on the road. The deer's body smashed through the windshield and brained both of them. An accident it was ruled, but I've always suspected it was the work of a suicidal deer assassin. Elraptor

Why don't you put it in one post next time, and actually say what you would do, like the TC should've.

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#14 Shattersword81
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keep your butt pointed away from the antlers.

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#15 Elraptor
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[QUOTE="Elraptor"]Oh, and here's another story: on a highway near my parents' house, a couple old ladies were killed a few yars ago when they hit a deer on the road. The deer's body smashed through the windshield and brained both of them. An accident it was ruled, but I've always suspected it was the work of a suicidal deer assassin. CRS98

Why don't you put it in one post next time, and actually say what you would do, like the TC should've.

I would tell the deer stories, obviously. :|
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#16 King_Conrad
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[QUOTE="CRS98"]

[QUOTE="Elraptor"]Oh, and here's another story: on a highway near my parents' house, a couple old ladies were killed a few yars ago when they hit a deer on the road. The deer's body smashed through the windshield and brained both of them. An accident it was ruled, but I've always suspected it was the work of a suicidal deer assassin. Elraptor

Why don't you put it in one post next time, and actually say what you would do, like the TC should've.

I would tell the deer stories, obviously. :|

LOL

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#17 Samwel_X
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Get Robert DeNiro to help out.
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#18 ganon42
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should i play dead or run away?
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#19 lonewolf604
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have something that will make a lot of noise, or bring like a kevlar shield lol
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#20 xtn702
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A button buck attacked one of my friends once during a hunt. I kid you not. The funny thing was that he had just been joking about jumping on a deer and killing it with his knife. A few minutes later, the deer literally rams him, knocks him over, and runs away. We still kid him about his missed opportunity to go Rambo on the deer. Elraptor
Lol the going rambo on the deer part cracked me up :lol:
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#21 xtn702
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Oh, and here's another story: on a highway near my parents' house, a couple old ladies were killed a few yars ago when they hit a deer on the road. The deer's body smashed through the windshield and brained both of them. An accident it was ruled, but I've always suspected it was the work of a suicidal deer assassin. Elraptor
the suicidal deer assassin made me laugh as well
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#22 Jelle87
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Pull out my desert eagle point five O. And blow it's brains out. Then fire up the BBQ.
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#23 rassclart
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run to the nearest cliff edge and when it charges dive to the side and bye bye deer. No cliffs? Then a kick in the teeth should sort a deer out.