What Do You Think God Is?

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#1 A_Tarkovsky
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Those who say Xenu....nah, nobody here will say Xenu.
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#2 1mpaler-w6rbnd
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The best thing nobody can describe. Dare describe him. you're nobody.
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#3 Funky_Llama
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By process of elimination, Rick Astley.
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Zeus.
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A purple walrus with five eyes and six legs.
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#6 C_BozkurT_C
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A purple walrus with five eyes and six legs.MannequinLegs
sounds like a creation in Spore o.0
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#7 martialbullet
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God is that guy......that uhh...........that's there...........ya know?

Ah whatever *votes for Rick Astley*

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a black spot
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#9 Oborozukiyo
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I had that all figured out a few nights ago as i was swirling in and out of consciousness, turns out i was god all along.
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Those who say Xenu....nah, nobody here will say Xenu.A_Tarkovsky

Xenu

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#11 6_volts
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Our Father and Creator.
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#12 A_Tarkovsky
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Communism is getting its rear-end handed to itself.
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#13 Vandalvideo
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God is.
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#14 Neoyamaneko
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Death, Taxes, and a "God" thread on the OT. :roll:
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#15 Theokhoth
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None of them quite match up with how I picture God, but the second came closest.
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#16 LastRebelKing
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This is how I picture God :

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#17 Funky_Llama
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Communism is getting its rear-end handed to itself.A_Tarkovsky

Oh crap, I didn't see that option. I hereby retrospectively vote for Mister Marx's quote.

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#18 unholymight
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A noun, an invention, or a scrapegoat. You pick.
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I think God is whatever we want it to be.
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None of them quite match up with how I picture God, but the second came closest.Theokhoth

That's unexpected. I'd have thought the first option would be closest to the Judeo-Abrahamic personal God.

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#21 mindstorm
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None of the above. God is the creator, sustainer, and merciful judge who sent his son Jesus Christ to die upon the cross so that all those who call him Lord may obtain abundant life as opposed to the just wrath of God.
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#22 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]None of them quite match up with how I picture God, but the second came closest.Funky_Llama

That's unexpected. I'd have thought the first option would be closest to the Judeo-Abrahamic personal God.

Nope. The first is nothing more than a product of popular culture. Kinda like wings on angels.

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#23 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]None of them quite match up with how I picture God, but the second came closest.Theokhoth

That's unexpected. I'd have thought the first option would be closest to the Judeo-Abrahamic personal God.

Nope. The first is nothing more than a product of popular culture. Kinda like wings on angels.

*agree* :D

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#24 deepdreamer256
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A singularity. A point in time and space that can be touched by no one and yet reaches out to everyone . . .
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#25 Funky_Llama
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[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]None of them quite match up with how I picture God, but the second came closest.Theokhoth

That's unexpected. I'd have thought the first option would be closest to the Judeo-Abrahamic personal God.

Nope. The first is nothing more than a product of popular culture. Kinda like wings on angels.

You mean he doesn't even talk to Bush on his cell phone? D:

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#26 AirGuitarist87
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A singularity. A point in time and space that can be touched by no one and yet reaches out to everyone . . . deepdreamer256

*Mind asplodes*

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#27 _Brennan_
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I picture God looking like an older Jesus.