what do you think gods real name is ?

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#1 ps3wizard45
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i thinks it gawd or fred ...hmmm maybe bertha
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#2 TacticalElefant
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There is no name really. We give "God" "names".

God
Allah
Jehova
Yaweh
Lord
Father
Etc.

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Jesus Sr.
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#6 BoyarPunk
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That's easy.

First name: Chase

Last name: Utley

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#7 Dracargen
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God replied to Moses, "I AM WHO I AM. This is what you are to say to the Israelites: I AM has sent me to you."

Exodus 3:14.

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There is no name really. We give "God" "names".

God
Allah
Jehova
Yaweh
Lord
Father
Etc.

TacticalElefant

I never understood why the majority of all gods in major religions today is seen as a him (if one must give a sex at all).. Isn't it more logical to surmise god as a female, afterall creation usually directly relates to mother/female.. I can only chalk up the reason why this isn't the case, is that women for thousands of years were oppressed and were considered no better then property.. Thoughts?

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#9 deepdreamer256
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If I said it, his name would bend the fabric of 3D reality and cause this world to collapse upon itself.
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#10 TacticalElefant
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[QUOTE="TacticalElefant"]

There is no name really. We give "God" "names".

God
Allah
Jehova
Yaweh
Lord
Father
Etc.

sSubZerOo

I never understood why the majority of all gods in major religions today is seen as a him (if one must give a sex at all).. Isn't it more logical to surmise god as a female, afterall creation usually directly relates to mother/female.. I can only chalk up the reason why this isn't the case, is that women for thousands of years were oppressed and were considered no better then property.. Thoughts?



That would be my though process to why God is usually mentioned in male terms and not female. I don't think God is a particular sex or the embodiement of a particular gender but saying "He" seems to be more religious than saying "It".
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#12 LoG-Sacrament
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he seems like a dwaine to me.
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#13 ps3wizard45
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all right i made this thread to be funny its starting to get a little to serious :(
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#14 BoyarPunk
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all right i made this thread to be funny its starting to get a little to serious :(ps3wizard45

I realized that. That's why I commented that Mr. Chase Utley is God.:D

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malt

forkly

rover

jenny talwarts

bashinko

tabby

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turk

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#17 icarus212001
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God's name is Morgan Freeman

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#18 Dracargen
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[QUOTE="TacticalElefant"]

There is no name really. We give "God" "names".

God
Allah
Jehova
Yaweh
Lord
Father
Etc.

sSubZerOo

I never understood why the majority of all gods in major religions today is seen as a him (if one must give a sex at all).. Isn't it more logical to surmise god as a female, afterall creation usually directly relates to mother/female.. I can only chalk up the reason why this isn't the case, is that women for thousands of years were oppressed and were considered no better then property.. Thoughts?

God in the Abrahamic religions is called "He" because He has a father attribute. He is not a male, female, or object, and since those are the only three ways we have of ordering something in regards to gender, we just call Him a Him for convenience of not having to think up a new term.

God is imaged in many forms in the Bible - a rock, a wind, she-bears, even a little red hen (Matt. 23:37, Luke 13:34). The Bible describes God as a seamstress (Gen. 3:21); possessing a womb (Jer. 31:20, Isa. 46:3-4); as a woman in labor (Deut. 32:18, Isa. 42:14 John 3:3-7); as a nursing mother (Isa. 49:15, Num. 11:11-14); as a mother with her weaned child (Ps. 121:1-2); as a comforting mother (Isa. 66:11-12, Hos. 11:1-4,8-9); as a mother bear (Hos. 13:6-8 ); and as a midwife (Ps. 22:9), among many other feminine images.

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#19 marcus4hire
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Pretty sure it's Hank.

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#20 ferrari2001
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Fred?? or maybe Your Mom
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#22 Dracargen
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Shirley.Bio_Spark

My grandmother is God?:o

That explains how she seems to be able to make money out of thin air. . .

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#23 Mr_sprinkles
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Nigel!

If anyone gets this reference, they officially win the internet.

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Dog.
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#25 wizard90
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A name is something humans use to label or refer to an object/thing as, god shouldent have a 'real' name, just whatever we wish to call him.
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#26 Ontain
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if i told you the world would end ;)
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#28 PBSnipes
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Shirley.Bio_Spark
Wow, I was going to say that, so I clicked on the last page button and what do I see? "Shirley." God named Shirley am confirmed.
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#30 delol
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I had this epifany ,god real name is Sigmund Freud
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Omega Point.
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[QUOTE="PBSnipes"][QUOTE="Bio_Spark"]Shirley.Bio_Spark

Wow, I was going to say that, so I clicked on the last page button and what do I see? "Shirley." God named Shirley am confirmed.

Internet High Five!

*pic of Shirley*

Epic high five!

http://www.redeenkind.nl/nieuws/uploaded_files/blog_highfive.jpg

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#34 inzombiak
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i know the devils name is George
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#35 Faylette
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Jennifer?

That's a purdy name.

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There is no name really. We give "God" "names".

God
Allah
Jehova
Yaweh
Lord
Father
Etc.

TacticalElefant

Jehovah (Yaweh means the same thing) is his only name! The rest such as God, Lord and father are titles such as King or President!

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#38 Samwel_X
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Assuming the nature of God is a tangible one rather than a concept, I'd think he would don the name Trent.
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[QUOTE="TacticalElefant"]

There is no name really. We give "God" "names".

God
Allah
Jehova
Yaweh
Lord
Father
Etc.

sSubZerOo

I never understood why the majority of all gods in major religions today is seen as a him (if one must give a sex at all).. Isn't it more logical to surmise god as a female, afterall creation usually directly relates to mother/female.. I can only chalk up the reason why this isn't the case, is that women for thousands of years were oppressed and were considered no better then property.. Thoughts?

actually since life actually comes from males, you could assume that the god of christian mythology is male.

women nuture and develop which would be more akin to our planet.

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#40 N8A
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it probably wouldn't be in english.
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#41 Brainkiller05
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Probably John Smith.
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[QUOTE="TacticalElefant"]

There is no name really. We give "God" "names".

God
Allah
Jehova
Yaweh
Lord
Father
Etc.

daytona_178

Jehovah (Yaweh means the same thing) is his only name! The rest such as God, Lord and father are titles such as King or President!

"Jehovah" is a mistake that came from the improper insertion of vowels into a language which, at the time, only had consonants.

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I was hanging with his son one day and he told me his dad's name was Betty.

This was at a bar. Jesus is such a sly dog.

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#44 ufopuller
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Surname or nickname

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[QUOTE="daytona_178"][QUOTE="TacticalElefant"]

There is no name really. We give "God" "names".

God
Allah
Jehova
Yaweh
Lord
Father
Etc.

nbtrap1212

Jehovah (Yaweh means the same thing) is his only name! The rest such as God, Lord and father are titles such as King or President!

"Jehovah" is a mistake that came from the improper insertion of vowels into a language which, at the time, only had consonants.

But Jesus wasnt called Jesus was he! We just make ourequivalentto what they said. Here in England iam called Thomas but in Poland iam called Tomek!

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#46 Thiago26792
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God is everything, he has multiple names :|
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#48 MissRiotmaker
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It's obvious that his name is Larry.
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#50 Daytona_178
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God is everything, he has multiple names :|Thiago26792

That makes no sense!