simple as it is, do you like or dislike jehovas witnesses?
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I bet they're good at knock knock jokes.bluezy
lol *knock knock Man looks through window* "Crap"he said under his breath."How many Jehovas witnesses does it take to convert you?"
uh "Stay the heck off my lawn"
[QUOTE="bluezy"]I bet they're good at knock knock jokes.Serraph105
lol *knock knock Man looks through window* "Crap"he said under his breath."How many Jehovas witnesses does it take to convert you?"
uh "Stay the heck off my lawn"
nice job ruining a joke.I kind of feel sorry for them, especially their kids,they have to suffer because their parents have bought into such an absurd and corrupt religion.
When they come to my door I talk with them at length just because I like to talk religion and they are so rarely introduced to any theories apart from their own.
[QUOTE="Serraph105"][QUOTE="bluezy"]I bet they're good at knock knock jokes.Scienceblows
lol *knock knock Man looks through window* "Crap"he said under his breath."How many Jehovas witnesses does it take to convert you?"
uh "Stay the heck off my lawn"
nice job ruining a joke.well i thought the Jehovas witnesses were the joke in the first place.
ok not all jokes can be great
*jehova knocks on door*
"hello,my name is reginald and we'd like to show you
*guy inside takes off pants*
...Sir,what are you doing"
Then they both have sex.
:|
What do you mean suffer and corrupt?? their kids are free to choose wether they want or not to be part of it.. and i can't quite see were the corrupt part is...Amarant15
who are you talking to?
What do you mean suffer and corrupt?? their kids are free to choose wether they want or not to be part of it.. and i can't quite see were the corrupt part is...Amarant15
You must not know much about them then.
Just on the surface. They refuse to let their children partake in any school activity relating to holidays, to a child there is nothing worse than being singled out for exclusion among peers.
They praise members of their church that have let children die rather than receive a simple and common medical procedure, telling them that they will be raised from the dead after Armaggedon which is their name for Apocalypse.
They isolate their members from family by removing the celebration of birthdays and holidays and encouraging only good association, meaning within the circle.
These are just a couple things wrong with these backward thinking high and mighty pricks.
Some of my friends are Jehovah's Witnesses. They don't try to convert me, though, but it does get annoying when others come to my door to convert me.King_Creole_35Ha, they get tickets to something really major and important, and you wanna go, but they say "only if you convert.":lol:
they do not let their children die... if you didn't know,more and more medics are becoming aware that blood transfusion(wich is the procedure you talked about i suppose)isn't all that good...there are many other methods just as good or better such as cell-savers,blood difusions and so on...Just on the surface. They refuse to let their children partake in any school activity relating to holidays, to a child there is nothing worse than being singled out for exclusion among peers.
They praise members of their church that have let children die rather than receive a simple and common medical procedure, telling them that they will be raised from the dead after Armaggedon which is their name for Apocalypse.
They isolate their members from family by removing the celebration of birthdays and holidays and encouraging only good association, meaning within the circle.
These are just a couple things wrong with these backward thinking high and mighty pricks.
Second_Rook
*jehova knocks on door*
"hello,my name is reginald and we'd like to show you
*guy inside takes off pants*
...Sir,what are you doing"
Then they both have sex.:|
Scienceblows
I get it!!
no wait... :|
I think they're great...and taste like chicken....>_>Omni-SlashI herd they're all minions of a guy called Jeremy.. and spread the word of the GP..
Just on the surface. They refuse to let their children partake in any school activity relating to holidays, to a child there is nothing worse than being singled out for exclusion among peers.
I was raised a Jehova's Witness when I was young, and although it does suck that I didn't get presents for my own birthday, or allowed to make anything during holiday activities, it's a belief. I didn't believe in it back then, and I don't believe in it now. Let me ask you... if you're Christian, would you partake in Channukah activities? If so, why? You don't believe in them, so what's the point?
They praise members of their church that have let children die rather than receive a simple and common medical procedure, telling them that they will be raised from the dead after Armaggedon which is their name for Apocalypse.
*shakes head* As someone already mentioned, there are other ways to save lives other than taking someone else's blood. There are solutions and other ways to recycle your own blood. We believe that blood is indeed sacred, and it must be treated as so.
They isolate their members from family by removing the celebration of birthdays and holidays and encouraging only good association, meaning within the circle.
Again, this goes back to what I said about school activities. We don't believe in celebrating birthdays and holidays, and if not celebrating these days means isolating family members since there's no reason to get together... then the family isn't that strong enough to keep in touch with one another on a regular basis.
Also. there is nothing wrong with encouraging good association within the circle. That doesn't mean they never associate with other people. It's just like how you spend more time with your family then your friends. They just like spending more time with one another than associating with someone outside their faith.
These are just a couple things wrong with these backward thinking high and mighty pricks.
Judge not lest ye be judged. I cannot emphasize how horrible your final statement is. I can assure you of one thing: no matter how whacked you think Jehova's Witnesses are, they will NEVER condescend you for what you believe in. You should think hard about that.
Second_Rook
I also want to say something about everyone being bothered by them knocking on your doors. Is it that hard to simply say, "Sorry, I'm not interested." They'll take note. They're not high-pressure salesmen. They do take the hint, but they have to try to reach as many people as they can, because that's what they are told to do. Seriously, don't think you're so better than them that you can't take one minute to politely say, "Sorry, I'm not interested."
[QUOTE="Omni-Slash"]I think they're great...and taste like chicken....>_>TimothyGibbonsI herd they're all minions of a guy called Jeremy.. and spread the word of the GP.. teh lies...:shock:
[QUOTE="TimothyGibbons"][QUOTE="Omni-Slash"]I think they're great...and taste like chicken....>_>Omni-SlashI herd they're all minions of a guy called Jeremy.. and spread the word of the GP.. teh lies...:shock:Axie never lies :P
I think they're really annoying, and I find it stupid that they would rather die than have a blood transfusion.Bourbons3
agreed, that woman in the UK recently died during labour cos she refused ablood transfusion, and of course guess who the husband blames and tries to sue: the hospital
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