what do you think of kitchen jokes?

I think its pretty funny.

They beat just about every other joke, except for That's What She Said.

They're not funny, and they're overused.

I think its pretty funny.

TheMightyHoov

Yeah, I tell it to women all the time in a joking way. I use to lose dinner at least once a week when I lived in moms house from making one of them. It was pretty funny when she told me now that she's not gonna make me dinner. Not like she ever made dinner in the first place.

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

I think its pretty funny.

dunl12496

Yeah, I tell it to women all the time in a joking way. I use to lose dinner at least once a week when I lived in moms house from making one of them. It was pretty funny when she told me now that she's not gonna make me dinner. Not like she ever made dinner in the first place.

I tell it randomly to my friends that are girls. They laugh at it too.

Girl "Hey whats up"

Me "Wondering why you arent in the kitchen making me a sandwich"

Girl "Hahahaha. Okay but Imma put s*** in it"

Me "Hahaha hells yeah"

They're not funny, and they're overused.

vaultboy_ninja

I wasn't joking...

[QUOTE="vaultboy_ninja"]

They're not funny, and they're overused.

vadicta

I agree. Her sandwiches have been subpar lately

[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

I think its pretty funny.

TheMightyHoov

Yeah, I tell it to women all the time in a joking way. I use to lose dinner at least once a week when I lived in moms house from making one of them. It was pretty funny when she told me now that she's not gonna make me dinner. Not like she ever made dinner in the first place.

I tell it randomly to my friends that are girls. They laugh at it too.

Girl "Hey whats up"

Me "Wondering why you arent in the kitchen making me a sandwich"

Girl "Hahahaha. Okay but Imma put s*** in it"

Me "Hahaha hells yeah"

75% find it hilarious when I say it. The other 25%... get kind of mad.

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

Yeah, I tell it to women all the time in a joking way. I use to lose dinner at least once a week when I lived in moms house from making one of them. It was pretty funny when she told me now that she's not gonna make me dinner. Not like she ever made dinner in the first place.

dunl12496

I tell it randomly to my friends that are girls. They laugh at it too.

Girl "Hey whats up"

Me "Wondering why you arent in the kitchen making me a sandwich"

Girl "Hahahaha. Okay but Imma put s*** in it"

Me "Hahaha hells yeah"

75% find it hilarious when I say it. The other 25%... get kind of mad.

I do it to all close friends. They find it funny. A random girl would probably think different :P

Last night I was trying to think of what to say when a girl asks you "what your thinking" after sex. The kitchen joke would fit perfectly here lol.Ugalde-

Bahahaha, you just got me thinking about the hypothetical...

So we've just finished having sex, my gf says "what are you thinking about?", to which my response would be "Eh, just wondering why you aren't in the kitchen making me a sandwich..." friggin LOL :lol:

The jokes are funny because women can't do anything about them!LiftedHeadshot

Ah, okay. This pretty much explains it all. You take enjoyment off of *the idea* of tormenting (insecure) women who let that get to them.

Interestingly enough, this shows that you yourself are insecure, and therefore take a sadistic pleasure off of seeing others in your position.

Either way, I only laugh at good jokes and wondered why this one was so common. Hetero-male insecurity is a common issue, so now I know.

If blacks inspired as much insecurity as women (apparently) do, telling a black man to STFU and go pick cotton would somehow be hilarious, too. Even though it's a 1950 cracker jack jokes in 2012... xD

I think its pretty funny.

TheMightyHoov

They're sexist, of course, but what offends me more about them is how staggeringly unfunny they tend to be...t3hrubikscube

I don't mind them, bit overused but can be amusing I guess

They were funny at first now they're just stupid. Pretty funny how most of these jokes are created by lonely virgins.

They're not funny, and they're overused.

vaultboy_ninja

OP should stop posting on forums and get back in the kitchen

Its lowest common denominator comedy.

Dreadful.

lol my dad tells me that i need to make him a sandwich D: as a joke kinda but since im a good daughter i make it :P AussieePet

In February 2011...

• a whole bunch of Egyptians gathered in Cairo's Tahrir Square to protest the government
• Queensland got hit by Cyclone Yasi, one of the worst storms Australia had seen in generations
• Japanese police started investigating scandalous allegations of sumo match-fixing

Isn't that neat?

They were never funny.

They're sexist, of course, but what offends me more about them is how staggeringly unfunny they tend to be...t3hrubikscube

It's not really funny when you say it a lot

In February 2011...

• a whole bunch of Egyptians gathered in Cairo's Tahrir Square to protest the government
• Queensland got hit by Cyclone Yasi, one of the worst storms Australia had seen in generations
• Japanese police started investigating scandalous allegations of sumo match-fixing

Isn't that neat?

Oleg_Huzwog

Lame. Very, very, lame.

they make me lol