If I knew I was going to die, I'd go into the middle of a huge crowd in say New York, pull out a gun, yell something completely random like 'Who farted!!!' and then shoot myself.
If I knew I was going to die, I'd go into the middle of a huge crowd in say New York, pull out a gun, yell something completely random like 'Who farted!!!' and then shoot myself.
If I knew I was going to die, I'd go into the middle of a huge crowd in say New York, pull out a gun, yell something completely random like 'Who farted!!!' and then shoot myself.
If I knew I was going to die, I'd go into the middle of a huge crowd in say New York, pull out a gun, yell something completely random like 'Who farted!!!' and then shoot myself.
If I knew I was going to die, I'd go into the middle of a huge crowd in say New York, pull out a gun, yell something completely random like 'Who farted!!!' and then shoot myself.
Depends on the situation... :P Here comes a list, folks!
Shot in the chest: Crap. It is SOOOO like my life to get shot. And just before I was gonna get really rich, too. Boo, God. Booooo.
Shot in the head: Well, nothing, I guess. Shot in the head... pretty instant, right?
Hanged: At least I died famous. You people watching... you'll never forget this.
Stabbed: Duuude! What the hell? I thought we had an agreement! Boo, God. Booooo.
Drowning: Man, this water sure is warm. I wish I could drown in some nice cold water. Geez, if I survive this, I am gonna get SUCH a big ear infection.
Well it's not what I want but my last words will probably be something along the lines of: "No!!! YOU FOOLS!!! YOU CAN'T MIX FRANCIUM WITH TH-" But then I would be dead.
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