What does the internet smell/taste like?

I thought this might be fun. Try to be random as possible.

Here's a few examples I came up with.

Fatal fecal matter with a hint of basil.

Blunt force abortion trauma and campbell's handheld soups

Saying the same thing twice and saying the same thing twice

Smells like fish, taste like Chicken.

Like something that the ladies have. :lol:

Well I just bit into the internet cable and it tasted like copper and other metals and smelled like cheap plastic.Lemon-Demon35

You should have gotten the Depleted Uranium edition, it tastes so much better.

My room mate said:

Anchovies and tastes like a chocolate stuffed fetus

My room mate said:

Anchovies and tastes like a chocolate stuffed fetus

worthyofnote

Do the fetuses come with cream cheese these days?

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My room mate said:

Anchovies and tastes like a chocolate stuffed fetus

Blood-Scribe

Do the fetuses come with cream cheese these days?

With ranch mostly. Hot sauce and cream cheese are optional.

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My room mate said:

Anchovies and tastes like a chocolate stuffed fetus

worthyofnote

Do the fetuses come with cream cheese these days?

With ranch mostly. Hot sauce and cream cheese are optional.

Hmm, maybe some guacamole would go nice with that as well.

Body odor with a hint of flowersedgeomatic9

smells like nirvana.

Taste like a burnt buttered cooter.

Taste like honey roasted peanuts downed with a nice cool Budwieser.Drunkenmasta

I sure hope so. That would be like ambrosia.

S**ts and giggles- smell

what friends are for - taste