What happened last night?

I'm sure anyone that has ever overindulged has woken up asking themselves this same question. What's your craziest story that you don't/vaguely remember?

I guess I'll go ahead and post mine. Definitely the worst night I've ever had was last night. I went to a bar, met some friends, had a few drinks, and even got some chick's number. Not bad, right? Well I went to a restaurant near the bar and was waiting in line for some food. A couple guys cut in front of me, so I made a comment. Things got pretty hostile, so I left without food. I made it about a block away when I heard "HEY!" from behind. I turn back, just long enough to see the two dudes and one more guy before getting caught with a left hook. I woke up this morning about 8am, alone and freezing in the woods. I was covered in mud and blood, and missing a wallet and a tooth. True story.

I guess I'll go ahead and post mine. Definitely the worst night I've ever had was last night. I went to a bar, met some friends, had a few drinks, and even got some chick's number. Not bad, right? Well I went to a restaurant near the bar and was waiting in line for some food. A couple guys cut in front of me, so I made a comment. Things got pretty hostile, so I left without food. I made it about a block away when I heard "HEY!" from behind. I turn back, just long enough to see the two dudes and one more guy before getting caught with a left hook. I woke up this morning about 8am, alone and freezing in the woods. I was covered in mud and blood, and missing a wallet and a tooth. True story.

jubino

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I guess I'll go ahead and post mine. Definitely the worst night I've ever had was last night. I went to a bar, met some friends, had a few drinks, and even got some chick's number. Not bad, right? Well I went to a restaurant near the bar and was waiting in line for some food. A couple guys cut in front of me, so I made a comment. Things got pretty hostile, so I left without food. I made it about a block away when I heard "HEY!" from behind. I turn back, just long enough to see the two dudes and one more guy before getting caught with a left hook. I woke up this morning about 8am, alone and freezing in the woods. I was covered in mud and blood, and missing a wallet and a tooth. True story.

clayron

woke up in a ditch one morning, covered in blood with no shirt. then I discovered the rather large cut on my forarm.

I'm never under the influence of anything, so whatever I do that's stupid is likely from being exhausted and sleepwalking somewhat. I woke up in the laundry tub once, with a bag of frozen bagels. Not sure how i got there, and even less sure how it held my weight. XilePrincess