What happens when Chuck Norris dies?

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#1 slarkyslark
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Yes we all know he is god and would kick anyones ass but what will the internet do when CHuck Norris dies in real life?

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#2 mAArdman
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Jesus comes back

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#3 kraken2109
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Yes we all know he is god and would kick anyones ass but what will the internet do when CHuck Norris dies in real life?

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The world ends.
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#4 JayK-Rolling
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Who?
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#5 cd_rom
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People who make those joke will finally shut the hell up.
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#6 ferrari2001
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He'll probably be buried somewhere.
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#7 Meat_Wad_Fan
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People who make those joke will finally shut the hell up.cd_rom

chuck norris has been irrelevant here since RyantheGod was banned.

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#8 GeForce2187
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He shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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#9 LovePotionNo9
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He'll drop kick the Grim Reaper and come back to life.

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#10 JustPlainLucas
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It will be proven that he's not really Chuck Norris, since Chuck Norris can never die, and the fact that we've been worshiping a false idol this entire time will result in millions of people burning in Hell. Then, after we're all breathing in sulfur and brimstone, Chuck Norris will resurrect himself and say, "Gotcha!"
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#11 guildclaws
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The whole universe get sucked into a black hole

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#12 iskeethunters
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The whole universe get sucked into a black hole

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Watch more Discovery Science.
People who make those joke will finally shut the hell up.cd_rom
And this. But I believe some idiots without any respect or manners will still tell them.
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#13 Teenaged
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What happens when the Chuck Norris fad dies?

We all rejoice.

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#14 alexside1
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What happens when the Chuck Norris fad dies?

We all rejoice.

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He's a good actor though.
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#15 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

What happens when the Chuck Norris fad dies?

We all rejoice.

alexside1

He's a good actor though.

Irrelevant and I disagree.

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#16 alexside1
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[QUOTE="alexside1"][QUOTE="Teenaged"]

What happens when the Chuck Norris fad dies?

We all rejoice.

Teenaged

He's a good actor though.

Irrelevant and I disagree.

Meh our taste differs then. :p
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#17 deactivated-590595a6292ce
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Chuck Norris doesn't die, death dies for Chuck Norris.

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#18 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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The jokes will stop?

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#19 akira2465
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The jokes will stop?

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Nope , then Jack Bauer takes over

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#20 ThePlothole
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I new Chuck Norris will spring forth from his beard.
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#21 guildclaws
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The jokes will stop?

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Nope, the jokes will never stop
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People who make those joke will finally shut the hell up.cd_rom
Your naive optimism is a wonder
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#23 VaguelyTagged
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someone somewhere scratches his hairy stomach.

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#24 Sky-
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Please stop making Chuck Norris jokes. You're not clever or funny in the slightest.

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#25 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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[QUOTE="sonicare"]

The jokes will stop?

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Nope, the jokes will never stop

At least here, they will. We really don't need to be bringing back tired memes.