What have women invented?

Without internet searching, can you name 3 things a women has invented?

1. Kevlar

2. ???

3. ???

I'm struggling. This came up in a conversation I had earlier and nobody could name 3. So, is it just me, or did female-kind never get around to inventing stuff?

Discuss.

Edit: And no, sammiches were invented by a man. :roll: :P

The Earl of Sammich was actually a chick so samiches are valid.

I wonder how much sexism and consequential banhammers will be involved in this thread.

Babies?Tetrarch9

The credit for that invention should be split between both sexes. :P

Women weren't allowed to get patents until the late 1800's so who knows what they could have invented before that. I know that a woman inventing windshield wipers and a steet-cleaning machine along with few other things.

[QUOTE="Tetrarch9"]Babies?DeepSigh

The credit for that invention should be split between both sexes. :P

[QUOTE="Tetrarch9"]Babies?DeepSigh

The credit for that invention should be split between both sexes. :P

Though it WAS the women who had to carry ALL future male inventors for 9 months and then raise them. The raising part can and probably was done monstly by the females. Just sayin.

Harry Potter.

I am Dave! Yognaught....I'm sure there is tons of stuff but the only one that comes to mind is the dishwasher.

If you count discoveries, Marie Curie-Sklodowska discovered radiation. That's the only one I know, though.jimmyjammer69

I am Dave! Yognaught....I'm sure there is tons of stuff but the only one that comes to mind is the dishwasher.

Bad_Wobot

I am Dave! Yognaught. *Salutes*

[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]If you count discoveries, Marie Curie-Sklodowska discovered radiation. That's the only one I know, though.sonicare

win. -gigglesnort-

It was also a woman who invetend the windsheild wiper. So when it's rainy or snowy out you should thank Mary Anderson.

[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]If you count discoveries, Marie Curie-Sklodowska discovered radiation. That's the only one I know, though.sonicare

[QUOTE="sonicare"][QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]If you count discoveries, Marie Curie-Sklodowska discovered radiation. That's the only one I know, though.jimmyjammer69

I don't suppose it was a women who invented the pocket chocolate bar, was it?

The rotary engine was invented by a woman.

And the engine muffler.

Florence Nightingale invented sexual healing.

[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"][QUOTE="sonicare"] unforunately, radiation discovered her too.DeepSigh

I don't suppose it was a women who invented the pocket chocolate bar, was it?

No, it seems not. :(

[QUOTE="sonicare"][QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]If you count discoveries, Marie Curie-Sklodowska discovered radiation. That's the only one I know, though.jimmyjammer69

Florence Nightingale invented sexual healing.

Ilovegames1992

now THAT is an invention. x3

Florence Nightingale invented sexual healing.

Ilovegames1992

Actually, before Florence Nightengale the only women allowed in military field hospitals were prostitutes.

[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"][QUOTE="sonicare"] unforunately, radiation discovered her too.sonicare

LOL. They could have come up with a better name than "pedoscope".

Ruth Handler invented the barbie doll, what more do you want?

adult toys?

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Florence Nightingale invented sexual healing.

theone86

Actually, before Florence Nightengale the only women allowed in military field hospitals were prostitutes.

Doesnt surprise me. Prostitution was probably the first profession anyway.

Women are too busy putting make up on dressing slutty and then getting into arguements over people that treat them like sluts.Grey_Eyed_Elf

.-. was this really necessary? There are intellegent women out there. Plenty of which have invented things and changed the world. It was a group of women who invented worker's safety guidelines afterall ( I think).

The fake orgasm?

There are intellegent women out there. Plenty of which have invented things and changed the world.Palladian

Kevlar was the first thing I thought of as well.

[QUOTE="Palladian"]There are intellegent women out there. Plenty of which have invented things and changed the world.JPOBS

And 1 of them is a story, 1 is a discovery and the other is a made up sexist joke. Women rule.

I couldn't believe that at first. That's insane.

LOL. They could have come up with a better name than "pedoscope".

jimmyjammer69

[QUOTE="JPOBS"][QUOTE="Palladian"]There are intellegent women out there. Plenty of which have invented things and changed the world.Ilovegames1992

And 1 of them is a story, 1 is a discovery and the other is a made up sexist joke. Women rule.

Sandwi...oh darn, late to the party again!

But on-topic, women authors are excellent.

Whatever they have invented, they have not been acknowledged for. horgen123

This. Also, why can't people google...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080617184235AA5p0sQ

[QUOTE="horgen123"]Whatever they have invented, they have not been acknowledged for. JayneDee

Because I specifically said not to? I wanted to see if anyone could actually think of 3 things without the aid of internet searches.

[QUOTE="horgen123"]Whatever they have invented, they have not been acknowledged for. JayneDee

This. Also, why can't people google...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080617184235AA5p0sQ

[QUOTE="sonicare"][QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]If you count discoveries, Marie Curie-Sklodowska discovered radiation. That's the only one I know, though.Palladian

win. -gigglesnort-

It was also a woman who invetend the windsheild wiper. So when it's rainy or snowy out you should thank Mary Anderson.

[QUOTE="Palladian"]

[QUOTE="sonicare"] unforunately, radiation discovered her too.Mr_Alexander

win. -gigglesnort-

It was also a woman who invetend the windsheild wiper. So when it's rainy or snowy out you should thank Mary Anderson.

Well, I can't imagine a man inventing the bra. :lol:

[QUOTE="Palladian"]

[QUOTE="sonicare"] unforunately, radiation discovered her too.Mr_Alexander

win. -gigglesnort-

It was also a woman who invetend the windsheild wiper. So when it's rainy or snowy out you should thank Mary Anderson.

Pretty sure they invented this word to say when things are completely wrong and you should really f***ing do something about it.

I think it's called "Nothing".

they invented the drive that most men have that causes inventing to happen. surrealnumber5

Very apt summary imho even if a joke. As a great man once said, "This is a man's world, but it wouldn't be nothing without a woman or a girl".