What if an attractive girl stopped you in the street and...

Gave you a kiss in the cheek, and then kept walking. How would you feel?

My reaction:

What the fvck am i doing outside?

grossed out

I hope the right hook I gave her didn't break her jaw.

I would throw spaghetti at the nearest traffic light while whistling the theme to Charles in Charge before doing five backflips and accidentally kicking her in the head. Then, I would make sure that a bus would be nearby and cling to the front window, shouting "SPIDER MAN, SPIDER MAN" repeatedly until a police officer would try to taze me, leading to me revealing that I indeed am actually carrying a taser-proof vest (need to find out how to get one) and spinning in circles while the taser prongs are in the vest, creating a centrifuge in which I am able to draw the police officer in and whack the now-dazed woman upside the head with his shoe, causing it to fly off and hit a traffic light that is of questionable integrity, making it fall over and hit the roof of the bus while it drives off into a jewel store and people loot the place.

Then.

Then I will know the true meaning of Arbor Day.

Gave you a kiss in the check, and then kept walking. How would you feel?

SonyNintendoFan

Gave you a kiss in the check, and then kept walking. How would you feel?

SonyNintendoFan

I don't carry checks with me. so I would ask her where she got that check, and why she kissed it.

I'd feel good/flattered, then I'd wash it off for fear of germs. Also I'd never forget it... Ever.

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Gave you a kiss in the check, and then kept walking. How would you feel?

SirWander

I don't carry checks with me. so I would ask her where she got that check, and why she kissed it.

Lol,on the cheek?

Why not the mouth"?

I'd push her face away and keep walking, disgusted that a person would actually do that.

alright! i fixed it smart @ss :PSonyNintendoFan

You don't have to censor ass, by the way.

I'd give her my number, so she can call me

maybe.

Lol,on the cheek?

Why not the mouth"?

GreekGameManiac

Yell rapeBucked20

I hope the right hook I gave her didn't break her jaw.

NailedGR

Great job guys, way to prove the world wrong about internet dwellers being lonely and antisocial with these winning responses.

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[QUOTE="Bucked20"]Yell rapeSPYDER0416

I hope the right hook I gave her didn't break her jaw.

NailedGR

Great job guys, way to prove the world wrong about internet dwellers being lonely and antisocial with these winning responses.

lol

Will I get HIV? :?MonsieurX

Great job guys, way to prove the world wrong about internet dwellers being lonely and antisocial with these winning responses.

SPYDER0416

Can I change my answer to "slip her the tongue"?

Cream my pantsSteverXIII

I would have to prevent my wife from turning around and chasing after said kissing girl.

I could see if was a random girl from school,etc. But off the street. She could have herpes. Who kisses a random stranger? Unless you kiss yuor one night stands, but who?

I could see if was a random girl from school,etc. But off the street. She could have herpes. Who kisses a random stranger? Unless you kiss yuor one night stands, but who?

austi722

My reaction:

What the fvck am i doing outside?

konvikt_17

Very confused.chrisrooR

She wants the D?

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It's a good thing I always carry a rape whistle around my neck.

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My reaction:

What the fvck am i doing outside?

Kevlar101

You masturbate to kisses on the cheek?

I'd be a little shocked. Then I'd have to get my phone to start the recording of my wife beating her down. Priorities.

Go get tested for STIs.Zeviander

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My reaction:

What the fvck am i doing outside?

NailedGR

You masturbate to kisses on the cheek?

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My reaction:

What the fvck am i doing outside?

NailedGR

You masturbate to kisses on the cheek?

That would pretty awesome.

I'll probably be like: "My turn" then proceed to kiss her on the lips

:cool:

I'd probably look like this :|

Then wonder why it happened for the rest of the day.

My first thought would be to look around to see if it's a prank. Second thought, I'm a germaphobe so my train of thought would revolve around the idea of "did that girl just kiss me to infect me as well so she doesn't have to go thru it alone?". Third thought, do I know her and then worry some more.

More than anything, the freak out stage would overcome any kind of positive feeling the kiss might cause.