What if dinosaurs suddenly...

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#1 fatzombiepigeon
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began rushing through giant portals in time into our current time? They have been unleashed everywhere and the world has been thrown into mass panic. What would you do?

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I would crap my pants and die.
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i would call upon turok the save the day
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#4 Squidward117
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I'd bust out my 50 cal. and grenade launchers.
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The army could take care of it. We are in 2007, we can dispose of animals like that easily with technology and weapons.

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#6 staindcoldlp
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I would enslave them and turn them into my own personal army.
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I would tell them to go back.
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#8 haloraider
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That would suck. Cause dinosaurs are big.
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#9 Erasorn
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I'd say "Wow" and then regrett ever wishing for that to happen when I was younger.
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#10 -911-
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I would get in my WTFHOVERCRAFT and blast them fugly reptiles.
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#11 Dark__Link
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The army could take care of it. We are in 2007, we can dispose of animals like that easily with technology and weapons.

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Seriously. After the initial wave was taken care of, containment barriers could be constructed around the portals and filled with chemical agents. The stragglers could then just be mopped up.
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#12 SolidSnake_108
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They're only dinosaurs.......we have.....tanks and stuff.
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#13 MarioFanatic
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i guess i'd just sit here and drink a coke and stay on the forums unti--*gets smashed to bits by a dinosaur*
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#14 darklord888
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Stay inside and watch all the awesome videos of t-rexes getting blow up by tanks on the internet.
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#15 woody998
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Living in a rural area I would be screwed. But if you lived in somewhere urban in an office building or appartment building with food you would be fine.
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I'd do the only thing that could save us.  I'd call Mr. Chuck Norris.
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Ride on the pretty doggies
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I'd grab a golf club
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#19 Fortier
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I'd get a ginormous sword and cleave a T-Rex in half vertically, then inevitably die from exhaustion.
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Get an elephant gun and a pistol. The pistol in case the other one fails.
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#21 LB80
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Hide under a pile of coats, and wait for them to go away.
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#22 Kratos_Aurion56
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I'd take pictures:)
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I'd create a zoo :)
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#24 xhellcatx
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Id get a bunch of chloroform and make them pass out...THEN id host the ...erm...9th wonders of the worlds!!!!!!! In New York, too! :D
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I would make a dino burger. :)
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#26 Lord_Daemon
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I would grab a pack of pachycephalosaurs and start a new business called "Dino-Ram(tm)" and charge $1000 an hour. Semi seriously though, they wouldn't be much of a problem considering the kind of modern weaponry at out disposal and it would be a HUGE windfall for palenotology.

....I'd also put ankylosaurs and dimetrodons in my front yard to keep the kids away.


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LSD
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They're only dinosaurs.......we have.....tanks and stuff.SolidSnake_108
T-Rex family > Tanks.
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#29 -911-
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake_108"]They're only dinosaurs.......we have.....tanks and stuff.jm4847
T-Rex family > Tanks.

Air Force > T-Rex Family > Tanks
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I would hide in Los Angeles...
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#31 zakkro
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Silly goose, there's no such thing as dinosaurs :P
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#32 Taxpaying_Acorn
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I'd sit on my roof with my .308 and a couple boxes of bullets :| Jesus that'd be fun.
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#33 yamum2
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try to kill one and see wat it taste like
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#34 PierSkillz
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i'd ride them
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#35 alcarazo9
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i would take out a motorcycle a shotgun and yell "DINASOUR PWNING TIME"
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#36 scary_snake
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hire penguin mercinaries to kill them
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#37 yermomsboxx
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I'd wish I had spent more time in this thread.
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#38 zakkro
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hire penguin mercinaries to kill themscary_snake
:o You merged two threads into one!
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#39 scary_snake
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I would hide in Los Angeles...freakyzeeky1986

i'd hide in kansas:P

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#40 scary_snake
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[QUOTE="scary_snake"]hire penguin mercinaries to kill themzakkro
:o You merged two threads into one!

it's cuz i'm talented:P

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The army could take care of it. We are in 2007, we can dispose of animals like that easily with technology and weapons.

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Yes.....were smart these days for a reason.
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#42 loserstevep
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I would fist fight every one of those biotches.

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#43 gameguy6700
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I'd suddenly regret not playing through every Turok game. Then I would raise my fist in anger and shout "Damn you InGen!".