What If God created world full of glitches ? xD

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#1 Matthew-first
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What If God created world with a looot of glitches ?? which He updates every week??? xDD

(Real Life Glitches would suck.... )

Like in skate 2 , riding your skateboard and bouncing on your a** and doing skydive... : O (falling down would hurt a bit :?)
or going to the ATM... and you got unlimited cash :D:D After pressing given numbers ? xD
or while you are mad, you hit a table and it flips over you (you say "wtf!?") and it falls on you. . .

Maybe you have some ideas what unusual could happen in a world full of glitch ?? :P

(this topic is just for fun... :) maybe its nothing special..but we can do a game somebody give an example...
"what would happen if....bla bla..." :P :)

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#2 Theokhoth
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I know deja vu is one of them.
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#3 J-Stantino
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Haiti got exclusive Earthquake DLC. (Too soon :P)

Me and my friend were playing Chess once, I got one of his pieces, he put it aside, a minute later out of the corner of both our eyes there was a bright blue flash and the piece was gone. We went into the kitchen and it was on the table. GLITCHY CRAP.

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#4 entropyecho
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When should we expect the new patch?

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#5 xTheExploited
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He did. (if he did in fact create the world)
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#6 Murj
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There has to be a faster way of levelling up goddammit.

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#7 coolbeans90
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I wish I could figure out an infinite respawn glitch.

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#8 Gaming-Planet
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We already do. He made some people really, really ugly. :P

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#9 Teenaged
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When should we expect the new patch?

entropyecho

A new service pack is on its way.

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#10 narutoisapirate
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Haiti got exclusive Earthquake DLC. (Too soon :P)

Me and my friend were playing Chess once, I got one of his pieces, he put it aside, a minute later out of the corner of both our eyes there was a bright blue flash and the piece was gone. We went into the kitchen and it was on the table. GLITCHY CRAP.

J-Stantino

i lol'd

and cheat codes would be cool....god mode FTW!!!!1

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#11 JustPlainLucas
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We already do. He made some people really, really ugly. :P

Gaming-Planet
One could say he simply just made people. :P
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#12 AlphaRail
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And some people are glitched, they care about the most odd things...like this guy actually nevermind, I will let you find it since it is NSFW :P...can search Francis World of Warcraft

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#13 entropyecho
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What if life as we know it is just Big Rigs? :?

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#14 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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Hey i exist so he must have created a few glitches :P..

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#15 RiseAgainst12
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The mind of a gamer.. such a beautiful thing. :P

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Me and my friend were playing Chess once, I got one of his pieces, he put it aside, a minute later out of the corner of both our eyes there was a bright blue flash and the piece was gone. We went into the kitchen and it was on the table. GLITCHY CRAP.

J-Stantino

Sounds like God was lol'ing when he did that to you all. One time, I was listening to this religious song called "I've Just Seen Jesus" (this isnt a lie either), and I felt that I had power, so when as soon as the song hit the final beat, I pointed my hand (in a striking motion) to the TV that was 20 feet away, and it turned off!!!!!!! I was so scared!!!!! They do say that God has a sense of humor.

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#17 hiphopballer
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i hate this server, to many glitches. im going to a new one. (searches) hey look a private server! :D hey look a private server named pluto :lol:

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#18 Dr_Brocoli
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but thre is no such thing as god ?
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#19 peaceoutmedusa
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but thre is no such thing as god ?Dr_Brocoli
please get out.
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#20 McJugga
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Everyone don't worry, I figured out a workaround for all of your problems Open up your sleeve and enter the command /wrist
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#21 mirriorman
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the bible is the walkthrough then :P

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#22 mlbslugger86
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i would have that 250,000 dollarcheat from GTA IV i'll be rich

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#23 deactivated-59d151f079814
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Well rabbits got completely screwed.. They evolved from carnivores, so their system is not set up to eat a herbivore diet correctly.. This leads them to having to eat once, poop, and eat the pellets they pooped out to get the nutrients they need to survive.
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#24 deactivated-59d151f079814
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the bible is the walkthrough then :P

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Jesus dieing would have to be a spoiler.

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#25 Matthew-first
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the bible is the walkthrough then :P

mirriorman



haha :lol: maybe i'll find some usefull things there... :P

i hate this server, to many glitches. im going to a new one. (searches) hey look a private server! :D hey look a private server named pluto :lol:

hiphopballer



Ha! :D I'm starting my own server... its beta testing... first 10 ppl gets a free key to beta testing :D:P

I know deja vu is one of them.Theokhoth


Like a black cat glitch in matrix which means theres something wrong with the system... :P

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#26 Snipes_2
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That would be Awesome and Scary and the same time :P

(Group of Hunters) "Lets Go Loot That Town!"

(Slaughter hapless Civilians)

(Take Loot)

(Party) :P

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#27 Epak_
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Patches, descending from the Heaven. Mind boggling.

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#28 BiancaDK
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*chi moment* but ... Didn't he already ... ? *via eyesockets i mindrape*
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#29 BumFluff122
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I'm still waiting for the expansion pack. There must be more to this game than this.

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#30 AirGuitarist87
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Probably explains all the rage quitting...
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#31 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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I'm still waiting for the expansion pack. There must be more to this game than this.

BumFluff122

Not out until Q4 2012...going to have to wait..:|

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#32 comp_atkins
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like this?

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#33 samuraiguns
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that means Microsoft is god.

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#34 jernas
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[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

I'm still waiting for the expansion pack. There must be more to this game than this.

Xx_Hopeless_xX

Not out until Q4 2012...going to have to wait..:|

Oh man! Delayed again?!?

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#35 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]

[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

I'm still waiting for the expansion pack. There must be more to this game than this.

jernas

Not out until Q4 2012...going to have to wait..:|

Oh man! Delayed again?!?

Yeah...original release date was supposed to be 2000 but you know...technical bugs and such...so they had to move it back..:P

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#36 HermitGTX
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What if fairy tales became a reality?

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#37 peaceoutmedusa
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[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]

[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

I'm still waiting for the expansion pack. There must be more to this game than this.

Not out until Q4 2012...going to have to wait..:|

Ive alread played "Broken Steel". Now im ready for New Vegas to come out later this year. Wait, you werent talking about the Fallout games were you? SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?
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#38 shadowkiller11
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There is but the concequences are death if you go out of the barrier you die in space. unless you brought the astronaut DLC pack
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#39 quadraleap
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There are enough glitches already me thinks. Though more loot glitches would be nice. :)

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#40 _R34LiTY_
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Humans are the glitch !!!

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#41 MystikFollower
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One time I was walking in the mall and the crowd AI was terrible!! People were walkng aimlessly into corners and bouncing upside down. God needs to go back to Godlege and retake his doctorite in game design.

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#42 thriteenthmonke
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What if life as we know it is just Big Rigs? :?

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Then You're Winner!
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#43 Dystopian-X
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It's pretty glitchy as it is.

What if fairy tales became a reality?

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Lol @ your avatar in here.

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#44 Darksonic666
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Yeah yesterday i was walkingand I fell in a bottomless pit and had to reload my life :P

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#45 Matthew-first
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One time I was walking in the mall and the crowd AI was terrible!! People were walkng aimlessly into corners and bouncing upside down. God needs to go back to Godlege and retake his doctorite in game design.

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Was it on Saturday ?? :o because my dog had a glitch too... he had a low grav... bouncing in the house :P

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#46 mrbojangles25
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if life had glitches

i would exploit them

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#47 bigblunt537
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I including many others would've fell to their deaths in an endless pit of nothing right through the floor.

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#48 the_foreign_guy
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I wish He added console commands. I want to change my fov, check my framerates, and enable noclip or godmode. :/