what if god told you you couldnt get into heaven

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#1 Serraph105
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What would you say to him if you got this news when you reached the pearly gates?

Me i would probably ask why and then see if i could get my other friends into heaven.

EDIT BTW this is a hypothetical so you non believers should just go with it

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#2 spliffstar12
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id beat his ass
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#3 Hamster-of-Fate
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i'll be like. "tell me something i don't know"
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#4 Travo_basic
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Could I loiter around the gates?
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#5 zakkro
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Well, at first, I'd be like "Wow." because I don't believe in Heaven.

After thinking about that for a second, then I'd start fearing Hell. >.>

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#6 Thagypsy
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I would wonder how much shroom I had actually did.
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#7 super_mario_128
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"Why not?"

:? What else could you say upon hearing that?

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#8 tzar3
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Uh, I dont think I am gonna end up there anyways. My destiny after I die is to be placed inside a Coffin. Just like everyone else.
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#9 EVOLV3
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I would jump the gate.
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#10 CWEBB04z
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I'd kick bobs ass
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#11 123625
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I probably wouldn't complain, what him being the ultimate extistence and all that...
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#13 Serraph105
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I would jump the gate.EVOLV3

lol Mexican Style

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#14 Sajo7
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I would return with a Pope costume and hope he doesn't pay too much attention.
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#15 Ghost_702
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Of course knock him unconcious and walk in.
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#16 DJ-Lafleur
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I'd create my own heaven and not invite God to it and see how he/she/it feels! :(
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#17 darkmoney52
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I'd treat it much the same way I do getting fired. I'd steal anything in sight, yell obscenities on anyone else that does get to go to heaven, and then break down in tears telling God how sorry I am and that I'd really be an asset to heaven if he let me stay.
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#19 Serraph105
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Id really like to see what Mindstorm would say to this out of curiosity

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#20 walton13
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Heaven don't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over...
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#21 SavageM2
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"Oh, well, god damn it!!" Oh wait a sec...
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#22 mindstorm
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Id really like to see what Mindstorm would say to this out of curiosity

Serraph105

I'd pretty much be like lol wut and ask why he lied to me in scripture.

I feel bad just accusing God of that even in a hypothetical situation. :?

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#23 Serraph105
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Heaven don't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over...walton13

hey you have seen that T-shirt also

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#24 darkmoney52
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"]

Id really like to see what Mindstorm would say to this out of curiosity

mindstorm

I'd pretty much be like lol wut and ask why he lied to me in scripture.

I feel bad just accusing God of that even in a hypothetical situation. :?

Way to turn a hypothetical question into your undeniable future.

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#25 silky_smooth8
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punch him in the ovaries
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#26 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"]

Id really like to see what Mindstorm would say to this out of curiosity

mindstorm

I'd pretty much be like lol wut and ask why he lied to me in scripture.

I feel bad just accusing God of that even in a hypothetical situation. :?

you'll be fine I've heard that its healthy to question you superiors otherwise you wont learn

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#27 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="Serraph105"]

Id really like to see what Mindstorm would say to this out of curiosity

Serraph105

I'd pretty much be like lol wut and ask why he lied to me in scripture.

I feel bad just accusing God of that even in a hypothetical situation. :?

you'll be fine I've heard that its healthy to question you superiors otherwise you wont learn

There is some truth to that, Job did so afterall and was blameless and right in the eyes of God. (does not mean he was sinless however).

I've never been in the situation where I had to question the motives of God. Even when crap happens, like my grandfather passing away today, I trust that God is doing what is morally just and right. I have no reason to "question my superior" in this manner. (This does not mean I question many matters of faith, questioning helps in learning)

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#28 Juggernaut140
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I'd start my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers!
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#29 metroidfood
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I'd appeal to Andrew Jackson. :P
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#30 Big_player
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I'd pretend not to care and see if god is easily tricked by reverse pyschology.
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#31 iam2green
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id say ok then give me infinit life to die then live back to earth as a new person. so my soul will live forever.
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#32 NYiVtec
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i guess id be back on earth as a living doll
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#33 Bloodbath_87
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I would try to kill myself and see where that got me.
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#34 tzar3
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I'd start my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers!Juggernaut140

Care to invite me there, sonny jim?

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#35 kdsns
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I'd file a complaint.
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#36 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"][QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="Serraph105"]

Id really like to see what Mindstorm would say to this out of curiosity

mindstorm

I'd pretty much be like lol wut and ask why he lied to me in scripture.

I feel bad just accusing God of that even in a hypothetical situation. :?

you'll be fine I've heard that its healthy to question you superiors otherwise you wont learn

There is some truth to that, Job did so afterall and was blameless and right in the eyes of God. (does not mean he was sinless however).

I've never been in the situation where I had to question the motives of God. Even when crap happens, like my grandfather passing away today, I trust that God is doing what is morally just and right. I have no reason to "question my superior" in this manner. (This does not mean I question many matters of faith, questioning helps in learning)

That is very true

also Im sorry about your grandfather that really does suck

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#37 dracula_16
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It would've been my choice anyhow. He would mean nothing to me even if he did exist. Not worthy of being called god.

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#38 NYiVtec
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forget what i said earlier, id go to Thug's Mansion. the place where thugs get in for free and you gotta be a G
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#39 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="Serraph105"][QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="Serraph105"]

Id really like to see what Mindstorm would say to this out of curiosity

Serraph105

I'd pretty much be like lol wut and ask why he lied to me in scripture.

I feel bad just accusing God of that even in a hypothetical situation. :?

you'll be fine I've heard that its healthy to question you superiors otherwise you wont learn

There is some truth to that, Job did so afterall and was blameless and right in the eyes of God. (does not mean he was sinless however).

I've never been in the situation where I had to question the motives of God. Even when crap happens, like my grandfather passing away today, I trust that God is doing what is morally just and right. I have no reason to "question my superior" in this manner. (This does not mean I question many matters of faith, questioning helps in learning)

That is very true

also Im sorry about your grandfather that really does suck

*bows and thanks*

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#40 123625
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It would've been my choice anyhow. He would mean nothing to me even if he did exist. Not worthy of being called god.

dracula_16

Lol, so what's the criteria for being worthy enough to be called God?

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#41 GrindingAxe
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"sounds about right"
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#42 dracula_16
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[QUOTE="dracula_16"]

It would've been my choice anyhow. He would mean nothing to me even if he did exist. Not worthy of being called god.

123625

Lol, so what's the criteria for being worthy enough to be called God?

He has to not be the most rancid character in the history of fiction.

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#43 HardQuor
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"You know, for a figment of my imagination, you've got some attitude on you."
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#44 123625
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[QUOTE="123625"][QUOTE="dracula_16"]

It would've been my choice anyhow. He would mean nothing to me even if he did exist. Not worthy of being called god.

dracula_16

Lol, so what's the criteria for being worthy enough to be called God?

He has to not be the most rancid character in the history of fiction.

But he wouldn't be fiction, would he? I'm confuzzled :?

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#45 Dark_Knight6
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I don't think I'd be all that surprised, assuming the Bible is actually the word of God.
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#46 dracula_16
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But he wouldn't be fiction, would he? I'm confuzzled :?

123625

Yeah, good point. My fault.

It's just that I simply would not agree with the way he does things. Not just the Christian god.

I would not change my hatred for religions if any god/goddess existed. It would just seal what I've been thinking all along.

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[QUOTE="Juggernaut140"]I'd start my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers!tzar3

Care to invite me there, sonny jim?

You're my bro bro, of course :P

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#48 123625
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Yeah, good point. My fault.

It's just that I simply would not agree with the way he does things. Not just the Christian god.

I would not change my hatred for religions if any god/goddess existed. It would just seal what I've been thinking all along.

dracula_16

Just out of curiousty, why so much hate for them? A reason I assume?

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#49 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="dracula_16"]

Yeah, good point. My fault.

It's just that I simply would not agree with the way he does things. Not just the Christian god.

I would not change my hatred for religions if any god/goddess existed. It would just seal what I've been thinking all along.

123625

Just out of curiousty, why so much hate for them? A reason I assume?

I'm guessing it has something to do with natural disasters and war and bad things happening in general

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#50 Zenkuso
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I'd ask him why didn't bother sending a messanger to be honest :P

Like god needs to come tell me that I'm not getting into heaven personally, I mean wouldn't he have better things to do then say hey buddy your not getting in?

If he didn't it would sure explain a lot.