What if you had to marry a different species?

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#1 Film-Guy
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What kind of animal would you marry? I guess I might have to pick some kind of monkey or a bird so I can kill it and eat it.
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#2 super_mario_128
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Had to? Uh, or else what?
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Tyranid.
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I'd marry a monkey for the sex. I don't care if I get AIDS, its better than getting bird flu from your bird sex.
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#5 Simsfreak14
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uhhh, I'd marry a wookie I guess.
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#6 SolidSnake35
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An Ent. The lovin' would be slow and passionate.
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A horse, for what should be obvious reasons but probably aren't.
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#8 GettingTired
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A sloth. Because if a sloth cheated on you, you could probably catch them in the act pretty easily. They're not fast enough to run away or hide.
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#9 DJ_Novakain
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A Stallion... :|
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A sloth. Because if a sloth cheated on you, you could probably catch them in the act pretty easily. They're not fast enough to run away or hide.GettingTired


Clever! ;)
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#11 VacantPsalm
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A Raichu.
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#12 Film-Guy
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A sloth. Because if a sloth cheated on you, you could probably catch them in the act pretty easily. They're not fast enough to run away or hide.GettingTired

Plus a sloth can't say no:D

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#13 Film-Guy
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Had to? Uh, or else what?super_mario_128

Or else your head explodes and tiny swedish babies pop out of it and take over the world:|

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#14 Theokhoth
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It should be noted that it is legal to marry a non-human animal in seventeen states.:|
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#15 super_mario_128
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[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Had to? Uh, or else what?Film-Guy

Or else your head explodes and tiny swedish babies pop out of it and take over the world:|

I'd prefer this than be tied down by some filthy animal... :| Oh uhm, that can be interpreted as sexist... :| :lol:

>_> You read nothing....

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#16 the_foreign_guy
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A Diclonius, yokai, or ghost. :oops:
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#17 DJ_Novakain
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A Diclonius. :oops:the_foreign_guy
lol, enjoy your being dead...
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#18 the_foreign_guy
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[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius. :oops:DJ_Novakain
lol, enjoy your being dead...

>_>

Just don't get on their bad side.

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A Viera.
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#20 DJ_Novakain
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[QUOTE="DJ_Novakain"][QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius. :oops:the_foreign_guy

lol, enjoy your being dead...

>_>

Just don't get on their bad side.

They have a good side?
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#21 the_foreign_guy
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They have a good side?DJ_Novakain

Yeah. The side that doesn't kill me. >_>

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#22 Film-Guy
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It should be noted that it is legal to marry a non-human animal in seventeen states.:|Theokhoth

What states:D...I mean...What states:shock:

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#23 DJ_Lae
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Whatever that monkey is where the female's butt turns bright red and goes straight up in the air when she's in heat. Human females need that feature.
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#24 VacantPsalm
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A Diclonius, yokai, or ghost. :oops:the_foreign_guy
Wait, Diclonius? Like from Elfen Lied? Ok, you win the thread.
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#25 the_foreign_guy
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[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius, yokai, or ghost. :oops:VacantPsalm
Wait, Diclonius? Like from Elfen Lied? Ok, you win the thread.

Yes from Elfen Lied. :oops:

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#26 Berzz
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An Ent. The lovin' would be slow and passionate.SolidSnake35

Totally.

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#27 VacantPsalm
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[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius. :oops:DJ_Novakain
lol, enjoy your being dead...

Ok, so she could kill you in a blink of an eye. That doesn't mean she will.:( Hell, any real girl could just pick up a gun and kill you, doesn't mean she will.
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#28 DJ_Novakain
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[QUOTE="DJ_Novakain"][QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius. :oops:VacantPsalm
lol, enjoy your being dead...

Ok, so she could kill you in a blink of an eye. That doesn't mean she will.:( Hell, any real girl could just pick up a gun and kill you, doesn't mean she will.

...You don't know the same women as me I guess...
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[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"][QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius, yokai, or ghost. :oops:the_foreign_guy

Wait, Diclonius? Like from Elfen Lied? Ok, you win the thread.

Yes from Elfen Lied. :oops:

I agree, you win

I would choose an elf :P

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#30 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]An Ent. The lovin' would be slow and passionate.Berzz

Totally.

And full of Splinters.

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#31 branketra
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What kind of animal would you marry? I guess I might have to pick some kind of monkey or a bird so I can kill it and eat it. Film-Guy
Were you ever a female spider?
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#32 markop2003
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A horse, for what should be obvious reasons but probably aren't.Theokhoth

should be obvious but arn't...... you wouldn't have to pay for gas, you could just ride your wife to work.... maybe that came out wrong

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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]A horse, for what should be obvious reasons but probably aren't.markop2003

should be obvious but arn't...... you wouldn't have to pay for gas, you could just ride your wife to work.... maybe that came out wrong

Oh no, that came out juuuuuuust right.:twisted:

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#34 VacantPsalm
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[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]Ok, so she could kill you in a blink of an eye. That doesn't mean she will.:( Hell, any real girl could just pick up a gun and kill you, doesn't mean she will.DJ_Novakain
...You don't know the same women as me I guess...

The thread's just asking for a species, not a specific person. Doesn't have to be her. Plus I think you're judging her too harshly like so many other people did.:cry:
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#35 DJ_Novakain
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[QUOTE="DJ_Novakain"][QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]Ok, so she could kill you in a blink of an eye. That doesn't mean she will.:( Hell, any real girl could just pick up a gun and kill you, doesn't mean she will.VacantPsalm
...You don't know the same women as me I guess...

The thread's just asking for a species, not a specific person. Doesn't have to be her. Plus I think you're judging her too harshly like so many other people did.:cry:

Well, there is that special time every month... >_>

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#36 Thiago26792
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I'd rather suffer the consequences.
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#37 the_foreign_guy
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Come on. Who wouldn't want to marry a pink haired cute girl who can kill you with invisible vectors. :(
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#40 DJ_Novakain
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Come on. Who wouldn't want to marry a pink haired cute girl who can kill you with invisible vectors. :(the_foreign_guy
Hmm, if were gonna be using fictional species, I want a wolf-women like from magical pokaan.... >_>

inb4 furry, everyone is furry for liru...

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Definitely an asari.
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#42 edgewalker16
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What...like a Klingon?

Oh yeah...HOT!!

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A horse ...
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#44 jackpotco
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What...like a Kinglon?

Oh yeah...HOT!!

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#45 VacantPsalm
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[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]The thread's just asking for a species, not a specific person. Doesn't have to be her. Plus I think you're judging her too harshly like so many other people did.:cry:DJ_Novakain

Well, there is that special time every month... >_>

Yea, I guess we would both be bleeding at that time.>.> But hell it's better then an Ent. They are NOT as soft as I'd like a girl to be.:?
Come on. Who wouldn't want to marry a pink haired cute girl who can kill you with invisible vectors. :(the_foreign_guy
NYUUUUUU! ^-^
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How does mermaid sound to you people ?:D