What if you had to marry a different species?

A sloth. Because if a sloth cheated on you, you could probably catch them in the act pretty easily. They're not fast enough to run away or hide.GettingTired

A sloth. Because if a sloth cheated on you, you could probably catch them in the act pretty easily. They're not fast enough to run away or hide.GettingTired

Plus a sloth can't say no:D

Had to? Uh, or else what?super_mario_128

Or else your head explodes and tiny swedish babies pop out of it and take over the world:|

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Had to? Uh, or else what?Film-Guy

Or else your head explodes and tiny swedish babies pop out of it and take over the world:|

I'd prefer this than be tied down by some filthy animal... :| Oh uhm, that can be interpreted as sexist... :| :lol:

>_> You read nothing....

A Diclonius. :oops:the_foreign_guy

[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius. :oops:DJ_Novakain

>_>

Just don't get on their bad side.

[QUOTE="DJ_Novakain"][QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius. :oops:the_foreign_guy

>_>

Just don't get on their bad side.

They have a good side?DJ_Novakain

Yeah. The side that doesn't kill me. >_>

It should be noted that it is legal to marry a non-human animal in seventeen states.:|Theokhoth

What states:D...I mean...What states:shock:

A Diclonius, yokai, or ghost. :oops:the_foreign_guy

[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius, yokai, or ghost. :oops:VacantPsalm

Yes from Elfen Lied. :oops:

An Ent. The lovin' would be slow and passionate.SolidSnake35

Totally.

[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius. :oops:DJ_Novakain

[QUOTE="DJ_Novakain"][QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius. :oops:VacantPsalm

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"][QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]A Diclonius, yokai, or ghost. :oops:the_foreign_guy

Yes from Elfen Lied. :oops:

I agree, you win

I would choose an elf :P

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]An Ent. The lovin' would be slow and passionate.Berzz

Totally.

And full of Splinters.

What kind of animal would you marry? I guess I might have to pick some kind of monkey or a bird so I can kill it and eat it. Film-Guy

A horse, for what should be obvious reasons but probably aren't.Theokhoth

should be obvious but arn't...... you wouldn't have to pay for gas, you could just ride your wife to work.... maybe that came out wrong

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]A horse, for what should be obvious reasons but probably aren't.markop2003

should be obvious but arn't...... you wouldn't have to pay for gas, you could just ride your wife to work.... maybe that came out wrong

Oh no, that came out juuuuuuust right.:twisted:

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]Ok, so she could kill you in a blink of an eye. That doesn't mean she will.:( Hell, any real girl could just pick up a gun and kill you, doesn't mean she will.DJ_Novakain

[QUOTE="DJ_Novakain"][QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]Ok, so she could kill you in a blink of an eye. That doesn't mean she will.:( Hell, any real girl could just pick up a gun and kill you, doesn't mean she will.VacantPsalm

Come on. Who wouldn't want to marry a pink haired cute girl who can kill you with invisible vectors. :(the_foreign_guy

inb4 furry, everyone is furry for liru...

What...like a Klingon?

Oh yeah...HOT!!

What...like a Kinglon?

Oh yeah...HOT!!

edgewalker16

:lol:

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]The thread's just asking for a species, not a specific person. Doesn't have to be her. Plus I think you're judging her too harshly like so many other people did.:cry:DJ_Novakain

Come on. Who wouldn't want to marry a pink haired cute girl who can kill you with invisible vectors. :(the_foreign_guy