What if you were a dragon for a Day??? Post your routine.

I can't say I've ever put thought into what my daily routine would be as a dragon, sorry. I'd probably fly around and set some crap on fire though.XilePrincess

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i am not a brony

Look at myself in the mirror and poke my private parts all dayfreek666

[QUOTE="freek666"]Look at myself in the mirror and poke my private parts all dayDragonOracle69

burn stuff,eat,sleep,burn stuff....FMAB_GTO

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"]burn stuff,eat,sleep,burn stuff....DragonOracle69

[QUOTE="DragonOracle69"][QUOTE="freek666"]Look at myself in the mirror and poke my private parts all dayfreek666

I'd burn the sh!t out of every person i don't like.

Serious awesomness would go down.

My name would be synonymous with fear and chaos for millenia.

Hoepfully I won't end up dead or trapped in stone by the end of the day though.

Schedule:

9:00 : Wake up in the morning feeling like a Dragon.

9:05 : Grab my Diamonds I'm out the cave I'm gonna burn this city

(Ok I hate this song allusion because I hate this song so I'm gonna stop)

9:30 : Pillage a Village for Breakfast

9:50 : Pracxtice distorting the laws of Physics (Assuming I can do that and am That type of Dragon)

10:30 : Destroy the comunications networks of the United States. No one will be able to stop me, now that everyone is seperated.

11:00 : Destroy the trust between politicians using my Mind Tricks in order to keep the Upper Hiearchy useless.

12:00 : Snack Break (Humans and Chococlate Rain)

1:00-4:00: Free Pillaging... First Cities on my list are LA and Seattle.

5:00 : Return to my cave in Canada and make it clear I am holding the world Ransom.

6:00 : Accept Surrender of Earths Puny Nations.

7:00 : Crown the real me King Of Luxembourg. (So when i wake up in the morning I'll ahve a small fairly wealthy nation udner my control :P)

9:00 : More Pillaging

10:00 Laugh Maniacly.

10:15 - 3:00 : Party.

After that, who knows, I still have another 6 hours. :P

[QUOTE="freek666"]Look at myself in the mirror and poke my private parts all dayDragonOracle69

This is beautiful.

I get the feeling TC really wants to be a dragon! ;)

On topic, I'd guess I'd be too bewildered that such a thing had occurred to do anything with it. Controlling a whole new skeletal structure would take more than a day to get used to I imagine. :o

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i am not a brony

JigglyWiggly_

Dragons, ponies, eeyup, no difference there...

Find those who have wronged me in the past.

Then spend the rest of the day flying I suppose.

join forces with a mastodon, triceratops, saber-tooth tiger, pterodactyl, tyrannosaurus, and a brachiosaurus to fight evil

I dreamed about that happening. Hmm I would have fun first and then start thinking (even though normally I tend to think first, which is interesting). I'd probably take some samples to try find out how or what and make notes of my way of thinking. (Dragons are said to be wise?)

I know a friend who says she's a dragon. :D

I would suffocate a herd of lambs with my rich dragon spunk, then pop in them in the oven so it form an odd crusty spunk batter. When I revert to being liddle ol me sell them to high end butchers (and Heston Blumenthal) as 'Dragon Spunk battered Cuts of Lamb for a fuking fortune.

Wake up
Fly
Lay waste to countless cities
Eat
Burn more stuff
Fight other dragons (if theres other ones)

annihilate more cities/countries

sleep

what would a dragon with OCD do?

what would a dragon with OCD do?

VaguelyTagged

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what would a dragon with OCD do?

BranKetra

:lol:

Have all the rocks in there cave aligned in a specific way too perhaps?

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what would a dragon with OCD do?

BranKetra

I'd get up, fly over to a local village and have some tasty treats. Then I'd take a nice nap on top of a mountain, in the sunshine. For the afternoon I'd fly around checking out the scenery, try to chat up a few female dragons. Maybe land in a lake for a bath. Then I dunno, suppose I'd go set some stuff on fire just for the heck of it. Maybe swoop in at high speed out of the clouds and watch everybody scatter.

hmm I'd wake up and go take a dive in a nearby river then go to the capital (Tehran's the name) and eat members of parliment on their way to work for breakfast then go devour some more politicians I can't name because of my safety(they're all Iranian btw oh and one Israeli but he's not a priority at all) then I'd go to some dragon rights activist and get residence in some friendly country by his/her help and for the rest of the day I'd fly around insanely and finally go to my new home (might take some close ones with me)

Find my way home and do stuff with a silver dragon that I wouldn't say, and put this way I already know I wouldn't be a male dragon so..... And this wasn't my idea either.

Don' t think I would kill anyone in this world yet unless they tried klling me first which can't be done anyway.

Burn a few towns to a crisp. Have some virgin maidens for lunch.

Attack a castle.

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Have all the rocks in there cave aligned in a specific way too perhaps?

sune_Gem

I will burn people i don't like and rob banks AussieePet

From that, I can just picture a dragon in a shady costume coming out of a bank with black glasses on carrying cliche dollar sign bags. :P

Cook Humans with my fire-breath and eat them.

I suppose a really skilled dragon could actually cook somebody until they were medium rare - the outside well browned, but still pink and warm in the middle. That would be like my dragon hero.

OT needs more of your stupid threads.

I'd just fly around all day harassing Dovahkiin every time he fast traveled.Commander-Gree

Light everything on fire. Duh.

Smokin' hot dragon sex.