What if your Winky could talk......

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#1 rastaman219
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What would you do if your penis could talk?
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#2 chazer127
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"for christ sake stop playing with me!"
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#3 Zaeryn
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I'm disturbed by this thread.
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#4 Lto_thaG
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Imagine all the nights we could spend together just talking to each other :oops:
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#5 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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All of my answers to this thread make me think this thread is not appropriate.
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#6 Boba_Fett_3710
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My wang wouldn't talk, it would just sit there content with a smug look on it's face.
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"I want to go for a swim."
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I fight for my friends
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#9 tofu-lion91
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I have a winky? :o
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#10 flowdee79
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It would probably rat me out to my parents/friends ensuing in epic embarrassment
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#12 Boba_Fett_3710
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I have a winky? :otofu-lion91

Sure you do, only it's smaller and wears a hoodie.

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Be scared?
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#16 cametall
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[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]I have a winky? :oBoba_Fett_3710

Sure you do, only it's smaller and wears a hoodie.

Got a nice laugh out of that :lol:

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#18 tofu-lion91
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[QUOTE="Boba_Fett_3710"]

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]I have a winky? :ocametall

Sure you do, only it's smaller and wears a hoodie.

Got a nice laugh out of that :lol:

Same here, that's def the best description I've ever heard :lol:

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#19 darkfox101
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"Stop chocking me"!!
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#20 Boba_Fett_3710
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[QUOTE="cametall"][QUOTE="Boba_Fett_3710"]

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]I have a winky? :otofu-lion91

Sure you do, only it's smaller and wears a hoodie.

Got a nice laugh out of that :lol:

Same here, that's def the best description I've ever heard :lol:

Thank you, I spend alot of time down there...You know, for research ;)

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#21 soiguessialive
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No more fat chicks!
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#22 olion
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Masturbation would be extremely awkward.

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#23 TM_Darkside
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"You knew better than to put me in that one..."
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#24 DrSponge
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Imagine if you were in a public place and it started screaming :|
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#25 Dracargen
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It would say something like this: "Please, sir, I'm so very tired, and you have handled me fifteen times today. May I please have a short rest?"

In a British accent.

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#26 deepdreamer256
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Ok, what have you been smoking TC?
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#27 UltimateXShadow
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"Lemme lead the way. I'll point to where we need to go."
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#28 R0cky_Racc00n
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They would lock me away for the thoughts he has...
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#29 megagene
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For the love of God, please leave me alone! :cry:
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#30 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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got to wonder what drug the TC is on and where i can find some :?
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#31 legend26
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it would say "i hate you"
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#32 honkyjoe
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I would tape its mouth shut so it couldnt embarres me
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#33 Oriental_Jams
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Oh come on, has OT really sunk this low?
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#34 IgNIght
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Masturbation would be extremely awkward.

olion

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#35 worthyofnote
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I would be a little disturbed and puzzled as to why any of my body parts would have the ability and vocal chords to speak any form of a human language.