What Injuries have you suffered so far in life?

1. Broken collar bone jumping on bed as a kid.

2. Broken collar bone while sledding

3. Running in forest, tripped and smashed my lip open (stitches)

4. Nail in foot

5. Stitches in fingers from work accident

6. Sprained ankle trying to rail slide down hand railing

7. Stress fractures in knee from jogging too much

8. Stitches in knuckles from drunkenly punching a window

I haven't fractured anything, but I have a few scares from not listening to my mom when I was young.

"Don't climb that tree" *Goes and climbs that tree*, and now has a scare(99% gone) on his right kneecap.

I stapled my thumb...that's about it.

The most grievous injury I've had was accidentally cutting my finger while slicing an avocado. It was a small cut, but I got a scar from it.

• Broken arm
• Broken collar bone
• stretched or pulled pretty much every muscle in my body
• Achilles inflamation
• Got two stones in my hand that i had to pull out

Broken nose
Broken thumb
Dislocated shoulder
Broke both ankles
Two broken ribs
Stepped on a nail that went through my foot

Only three broken bones

Two sprains

Three surgeries

And a scar that will never go away on my elbow

I've managed to accomplish all of that in 4 years.

I broke my left arm in elementary school when my best friend pushed me off the jungle gym.

In middle school I broke my wrist in six places playing football.

Physical Injuries?

A neck sprain I was in bed for a day because it hurt to move.

I had the skin cut of the back of my foot from a motorcycle, recovery 2 weeks.

Bit by a dog - recovery time none

From grade 4-6 and nothing really since

Broken collarbone, smashing my achilles tendon on a steel pole and that was worse than the collarbone, I couldn't even put pressure on my toes for 3 weeks. Broke my toe running through the house and when I was 18 months old I was running for my breakfast and smashed my head into the corner of a wall. I have a huge scar on my forehead going up through my scalp from it.

well I guess the most interesting injury ive had is when i was driving a 4-wheeler when i was 13 or so, I made a turn going a bit fast, so I didnt have time to react to the low branch, which then hit me. I lost control, drove up a tree, flipped, got thrown off, and had the 4-wheeler land on my leg.

Physical Injuries?

A neck sprain I was in bed for a day because it hurt to move.

I had the skin cut of the back of my foot from a motorcycle, recovery 2 weeks.

Bit by a dog - recovery time none

From grade 4-6 and nothing really since

wii60_3

***ing paper cuts, man

amazingly ive never broken anything thing, yet. probably the worst thing thats happened to me was about 3 years ago when i was into skateboarding alot, messed up my arms pretty bad trying a trick, cuts and alota bleeding, wasent pleasant to say the least.

So many things I could write about. There was the time I was running on our treadmill (which is at the top of our attic stairs). I tried running onto it full speed and was sent flying back, down a flight of 30 stairs, and smashed into a door, breaking the locks off. Sprained my arm and tore a few ligaments in my leg.

There was the time I was walking down my road and I got sideswiped by a semi's mirror. Sent me flying a good 10-15 feet. Nothing broken, but my upper back was bruised for weeks because I tore a few muscle ligaments in my back.

There was the time I was riding my bike down to my friends, hit a racoon that was trying to cross the road, and flew down a 9 foot embankment into a creek. I had rocks in my legs and had to have at least 4 of them surgically removed.

My cousin pushed me into a campfire once. I had first degree burns all over my hands and arms, as well as a small third degree burn on my shoulder.

There was the time I decided to help my cousins reshingle my gradfather's roof after their house caught fire, and I fell off the roof, broke my arm in 2 places and had a nail go right through the bone. Worst short pain I ever felt as I passed out a few seconds later. Woke up in the hospital and had my arm in a cast for 5 weeks. Never had anything but discomfort after that.

Fell off a rocking chair when I was 6 and smashed my head off of a glass table. I split my head open and was knocked out for 2 days. Still have a 4 inch scar of the back of my head.

I was jumping on a trampoline, cousin did that "assisted bounce" thing where you get sent a lot higher than normal, my leg fell between the springs, I fell back snapped my tibia. I was in a cast for a few weeks.

I was playing kickball with my cousins less than a year after the accident with the trampoline, and after kicking the ball tried running to first base, slid through the mud, and smashed my leg off of a tree. I fractured my tibia where I had broken it before and have had a slight limp ever since.

I got shot with a BB gun in my arm. It ricocheted off of my humerus, leaving a hairline fracture.

I punched a brick wall once because I can't control my anger apparently and broke 2 of my fingers. I DID crack the wall, though.

I fell 20 feet out of a tree once when I was 14 and knocked myself out. I had a minor concussion and spent 2 days in bed.

I fell down a flight of stairs when I was 4 and whacked my forehead off of the corner of a de-humidifier. It dented my skull ever so slightly, but I suffered another concussion and was out for 6 or 7 hours. This is my earlist memory, too.

I had a bottle rocket explode in my face because it went haywire in mid-air. It f*cked up my eye because it exploded so close to it, it broke a bunch of blood vessels. I've been seeing fuzzy out of it ever since. (I wear glasses and my left eye, the one that got f'ed up, is 2.00 higher prescription than my right. I'm a 2.25 in my right eye, but a 4.25 in my left. Anyone who wears contacts will know what I am talking about).

I was machining some cast aluminum in shop class my freshman year in high school and had a sharp burning sensation in my arm. Turned out an inch long shred of aluminum embedded itself in my arm. I never had it removed.

I stabbed myself in the gum with a colored pencil my senior year and lost a lot of blood. I actually passed out when I got home, though it stopped bleeding a few minutes before-hand. It doesn't take a huge amount of blood loss to knock me out. I've passed out everytime I've donated blood.

I stepped on a shard of glass at my cousins when I was 13. Spent 2 hours in the hospital having it removed.

I was helping my friend take down his family's old chicken coup last year when I stepped on a nail. At first I didn't think it actually went into my foot because I didn't feel anything outside of a small prick but when I got home later that day and took my shoe off, my sock was almost drenched deep red with blood. Not enough to make me pass out, but I did feel a bit woozy while I was helping him out.

I'm a farmhand, so I do a lot of manual labor. I was helping lift some hay bales into my neighbors barn for some overnight storage when the rope we were using to lift them to the second level snapped and I got buried underneath at leat 4 bales. The impact of me falling to the ground broke one of my ribs.

Basically, If you cross Amy from Futurama, Moleman from the Simpsons, and Kenny from South Park, you have someone who is almost as accident prone as me.

I don't suffer injuries, I enjoy them.

i have no serious injuries so far in life.

lucky guy.

Fell down a rock chasm thing needed luckily only 7 stitches in my knee. Still a scar.

Broke my right elbow buy trying to jump off slide but slipped and hit the ground.

Broke my big toe playing ultimate frisbee. It was weird actually, my sock got caught on something and if felt like I stubbed my toe really really really bad. I don't know what happened exactly, but it was fractured.

Broke my left wrist during Ultimate frisbee when I said something to the big guy on the other team and he pushed me and I flew and put my arm out to break the fall but broke my wrist.

Also had to get stitches and staples in my head.

Good times!

WiiCubeM1

I do rememeber once my brother kicked me really hard in the chest. It felt like a horse just back kicked my in the chest and it was hard to breathe for the rest of the night. My mom even called the doctor.

You must be really jacked up all around but at least you have some good stories. Luckily I'm not jacked up due to my injuries. Although I still can't bend my right arm as much as much left.

Broke my left wrist during Ultimate frisbee when I said something to the big guy on the other team and he pushed me and I flew and put my arm out to break the fall but broke my wrist.gotdangit

[QUOTE="gotdangit"]Broke my left wrist during Ultimate frisbee when I said something to the big guy on the other team and he pushed me and I flew and put my arm out to break the fall but broke my wrist.-Toshy-

High Five!

I knew a guy that had his freakin pinky finger get bent back and to the side because someone threw a football at him and I guess he caught it wrong. How does that even happen....

My dad also got his pinky finger dislocated and twisted weird while trying to block someone playing volleyball a couple months ago.

People and their weak bones....

My dad also got his pinky finger dislocated and twisted weird while trying to block someone playing volleyball a couple months ago.

People and their weak bones....gotdangit

Concussion at age 6, we were playing tag and I fell on the playground and whacked my head. Was very scary and unpleasant- had to go to the hospital and everything

-sprained my ankle. Was goofing around and ran to jump and touch a sign post. Ended up coming down and twisting my ankle. The pain was pretty much gone after a few hours. Though when it first happened it hurt so bad I thought i may have broken it. For a minute I didn't even know if I could walk

Being a dumb little kid and running down the hallway I banged my arm on a door knob pretty hard. Bruised my arm up lol

1. broken arm when i was in kindergarten

2. sprained wrist in the 3rd grade

3. appendicitis in 6th grade

4. tumor removal 2 years ago

Here it goes:

• Big scrape on my kneecap when I was a kid (you could see the bone)
• I sliced a bit of my foot on a metal piece on the ground(luckily the stiches got it covered)
• I broke my chin
• I have epilepsy
• I had my whole arm scraped
• I went through a table with my head, luckily it didn't broke the bone

Pretty much this..

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gotdangit

I do rememeber once my brother kicked me really hard in the chest. It felt like a horse just back kicked my in the chest and it was hard to breathe for the rest of the night. My mom even called the doctor.

You must be really jacked up all around but at least you have some good stories. Luckily I'm not jacked up due to my injuries. Although I still can't bend my right arm as much as much left.

Oh, I remember the pain alright. I remember almost every single one of those events clearly like they just happened. Because of them, though, I have an extremely high tolerance for pain. I sprained my wrist about a month ago working on a tractor and just thought I bruised it.

And no, I'm not all that messed up. I have a slight limp now, my left eye is messed up, and the arm I had the nail go through hurts if I strain too much, but I'm able to function just as well as everyone else I know. If you'd get to know me, because of my family, my place of residence and current occupation, and just because of how clumsy I am, you learn to work through the pain and act like nothing happened. Plus, most of those events didn't actually leave any kind of annoying disability other than some slight discomfort. I just love to tell people how unfortunate I am sometimes.

So many things I could write about. There was the time I was running on our treadmill (which is at the top of our attic stairs). I tried running onto it full speed and was sent flying back, down a flight of 30 stairs, and smashed into a door, breaking the locks off. Sprained my arm and tore a few ligaments in my leg.

There was the time I was walking down my road and I got sideswiped by a semi's mirror. Sent me flying a good 10-15 feet. Nothing broken, but my upper back was bruised for weeks because I tore a few muscle ligaments in my back.

There was the time I was riding my bike down to my friends, hit a racoon that was trying to cross the road, and flew down a 9 foot embankment into a creek. I had rocks in my legs and had to have at least 4 of them surgically removed.

My cousin pushed me into a campfire once. I had first degree burns all over my hands and arms, as well as a small third degree burn on my shoulder.

There was the time I decided to help my cousins reshingle my gradfather's roof after their house caught fire, and I fell off the roof, broke my arm in 2 places and had a nail go right through the bone. Worst short pain I ever felt as I passed out a few seconds later. Woke up in the hospital and had my arm in a cast for 5 weeks. Never had anything but discomfort after that.

Fell off a rocking chair when I was 6 and smashed my head off of a glass table. I split my head open and was knocked out for 2 days. Still have a 4 inch scar of the back of my head.

I was jumping on a trampoline, cousin did that "assisted bounce" thing where you get sent a lot higher than normal, my leg fell between the springs, I fell back snapped my tibia. I was in a cast for a few weeks.

I was playing kickball with my cousins less than a year after the accident with the trampoline, and after kicking the ball tried running to first base, slid through the mud, and smashed my leg off of a tree. I fractured my tibia where I had broken it before and have had a slight limp ever since.

I got shot with a BB gun in my arm. It ricocheted off of my humerus, leaving a hairline fracture.

I punched a brick wall once because I can't control my anger apparently and broke 2 of my fingers. I DID crack the wall, though.

I fell 20 feet out of a tree once when I was 14 and knocked myself out. I had a minor concussion and spent 2 days in bed.

I fell down a flight of stairs when I was 4 and whacked my forehead off of the corner of a de-humidifier. It dented my skull ever so slightly, but I suffered another concussion and was out for 6 or 7 hours. This is my earlist memory, too.

I had a bottle rocket explode in my face because it went haywire in mid-air. It f*cked up my eye because it exploded so close to it, it broke a bunch of blood vessels. I've been seeing fuzzy out of it ever since. (I wear glasses and my left eye, the one that got f'ed up, is 2.00 higher prescription than my right. I'm a 2.25 in my right eye, but a 4.25 in my left. Anyone who wears contacts will know what I am talking about).

I was machining some cast aluminum in shop class my freshman year in high school and had a sharp burning sensation in my arm. Turned out an inch long shred of aluminum embedded itself in my arm. I never had it removed.

I stabbed myself in the gum with a colored pencil my senior year and lost a lot of blood. I actually passed out when I got home, though it stopped bleeding a few minutes before-hand. It doesn't take a huge amount of blood loss to knock me out. I've passed out everytime I've donated blood.

I stepped on a shard of glass at my cousins when I was 13. Spent 2 hours in the hospital having it removed.

I was helping my friend take down his family's old chicken coup last year when I stepped on a nail. At first I didn't think it actually went into my foot because I didn't feel anything outside of a small prick but when I got home later that day and took my shoe off, my sock was almost drenched deep red with blood. Not enough to make me pass out, but I did feel a bit woozy while I was helping him out.

I'm a farmhand, so I do a lot of manual labor. I was helping lift some hay bales into my neighbors barn for some overnight storage when the rope we were using to lift them to the second level snapped and I got buried underneath at leat 4 bales. The impact of me falling to the ground broke one of my ribs.

Basically, If you cross Amy from Futurama, Moleman from the Simpsons, and Kenny from South Park, you have someone who is almost as accident prone as me.

WiiCubeM1

Dislocated my shoulder.

Twisted my Ankle.

That's pretty much it.

1. Bullet to the gut while in a train.

2. Stabbed in the chest by some general (though he got the worse end of his knife later).

3. Shot in the head by some gangster in a checkered suit and buried alive in a shallow Nevada grave.

4. Suffered the aftermath of a nuclear explosion two times (once in Paris, another time in... whatever-istan)

5. Had every bone in my body broken at least once in some crazy other dimension fighting tournament

All of this in many different video games.

Wait did you mean real injuries? My fragile body is not capable of such a thing.

damged hip from skateboarding

many bellyflops from snowboarding

when i was doing karate some chick kicked me in the chin so hard it split it open and actually knocked me out

broken all my toes from varieous events

Mostly broken bones and sprains.

Broken wrist. I was running backwards, tripped, fell and to stop the fall I put my left hand and heard a snap and suddenly felt pain..

Depression

Broke my own finger, twisted my ankle, skating accident that has left a massive scar on my right knee, knocked my head into a metal grill because it was raining outside, knocked my head into my bedside table, I once got a large splinter of wood in my eye (nothing serious, I could just see the splinter sticking out of my eye..), got a tree over my other eye, once fell out of an appletree and scratched my fingers near my nails so they look slightly different than the other nails on my fingers, I once played a little roughly with my late mutt and it resulted in a big wound on my arm. I've cut myself multiple times (not counting self-harm), slammed a hammer over my thumb. Ran headfirst into a shed, resulting in the death of one of my front teeth(baby tooth), don't ask me how or why.. Those are the injuries that are rather memorable.Deihjan

Im a dude and I never got as hardcore as you did.

My dirt bike stopped kind of fast and I ended up landing on my chin on the gravel road.

Doing a really long wheelie on the dirt bike, fell off the back and ended up trying to crawl down the road at 20 mph.

Drove the dirt bike through a barbed wire fence, caught a barb right in the finger.

Fell off a wall and broke two ribs.

Drove the dirt bike through a field of tall grass and was surprised to find a log hidden under there. Sprained my wrist really good.

Various pulled muscles from weightlifting.

Stepped on a nail that didn't quite make it all the way through my foot.