What is the best way to own someone?

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#1 c_______ggfffff
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Be as creative as you'd like.
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#2 luke1889
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Be their parents?
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#3 MoldOnHold
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:|

*breaks out the whip*
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Numerous scientific reports have proved the importance of tea bagging after owning a competitor. Therefore, it's now how you own somebody, but what you do afterwards. Deep stuff.
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#5 -Noir-
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In their sleep.
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get a girl pregnant and move out of town
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#7 Video_Game_King
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With money :|.
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#8 deactivated-614fa247a87ab
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I wouldn't want to own anyone with the way our economy looks right now. If I did own someone, I would sell them on ebay.
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#9 simpsons1fan
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studies show that 3 out of 4 people make up 62% of the earths population... so by that law of physics, the only logical anaswer to this question is by eating a carrot :)
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#10 letswastemoney
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go to the human store and buy someone
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#12 MoldOnHold
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In their sleep.-Noir-
Yeah. Take a dump on them.
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#13 The_Ish
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[QUOTE="-Noir-"]In their sleep.MoldOnHold
Yeah. Take a dump on them.

Take a Satanic dump on them.

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#14 MoldOnHold
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[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="-Noir-"]In their sleep.The_Ish

Yeah. Take a dump on them.

Take a Satanic dump on them.

QFT. For those who don't know:

Satanic Dump.
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#15 sthadji
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Use a leash. It's the best solution. That way they can't run away.
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I've always favored indentured servitude.
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#17 Creeping_Wolf
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Pee a little bit in their canteen on a camping trip when they're not looking. And everytime they take a sip, think to yourself, "Owned".
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#18 Samwel_X
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Purchase them, then you own them as property.
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#19 lugiemojeed
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Put a pig in the drivers seat of their car. Dress up the pig with make up, glasses, wig and a bowtie and make it seem like the pig died in the process of stealing their car.
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You suplex them.
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#21 Karl319
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Go up to them and say they're owned. Or just slap them in the face.
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#22 metallica_fan42
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Some sort of contract.
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#23 simpsons1fan
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I GOT A GOOD ONE... lock them in a room with rosie o donnald!
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I GOT A GOOD ONE... lock them in a room with rosie o donnald!
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#25 Sants412
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[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="-Noir-"]In their sleep.MoldOnHold

Yeah. Take a dump on them.

Take a Satanic dump on them.

QFT. For those who don't know:

Satanic Dump.

I would kill the person if they ever did that to me... and I mena kill.
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I GOT A GOOD ONE... lock them in a room with rosie o donnald!simpsons1fan
I GOT A GOOD ONE... lock them in a room with rosie o donnald!simpsons1fan

Double post at them.

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#27 branketra
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In Gears of War.
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#28 skinnypete91
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Your hand + their sleeping face. (Repeat as many times as necessary :D)

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#29 Funkyhamster
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Outplaying them at their own game, if you know what I mean. For example, I like to use my knowledge of computer hardware stuff to own geeks/nerds... they'll be like "yeah I got this new graphics card, it owns yours" and I'll be like "Well mine has 20 pixel pipelines and a 256-bit memory bus, what now?" Since most of them don't really know as much as they pretend to, they just run away... or get pointless grudges on me for no reason. :?

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#30 comp_atkins
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go back ~150 years and hit up an auction.

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#31 simpsons1fan
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[QUOTE="simpsons1fan"]I GOT A GOOD ONE... lock them in a room with rosie o donnald!CrimzonTide

I GOT A GOOD ONE... lock them in a room with rosie o donnald!simpsons1fan

Double post at them.

sorry my bad
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#32 RamboSymbiot
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I like the satanic dump idea..

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#33 blooddemon666
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"Every man has his price"
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I wouldn't want to own anyone with the way our economy looks right now. If I did own someone, I would sell them on ebay.jt222_us

you can buy and sell ANYTHING on ebay =)

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Pump action.
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#36 c_______ggfffff
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OwnedMajor ownage.

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get a girl pregnant and move out of townYoungGun13
QFT :lol:
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#38 MoldOnHold
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[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="-Noir-"]In their sleep.Sants412

Yeah. Take a dump on them.

Take a Satanic dump on them.

QFT. For those who don't know:

Satanic Dump.

I would kill the person if they ever did that to me... and I mena kill.

Rofl the worst part is that it's on Youtube.
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#39 Kratos_Aurion56
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/thread

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/thread

Kratos_Aurion56
care to elaborate :lol:
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#41 mosa922
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make them dependent on you. ( drugs, money, housing etc.)
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#42 Kratos_Aurion56
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[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]

/thread

blooddemon666

care to elaborate :lol:

I'd rather not:oops:

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#43 SinkO
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Cutting their achilles tendons.
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Cutting their achilles tendons.SinkO

oh snap:o

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#45 Rudi-Johnson
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Well I dont know about you guys but my cousin was aggravating me....so I was over his house and I kicked his 4 year old brother in the face....and he started crying but couldnt talk so I didnt get blamed....

I blamed it on him and he got in huge trouble.....

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#46 Devouring_One
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Getting them self-owned and realizing it.
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#47 blooddemon666
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Well I dont know about you guys but my cousin was aggravating me....so I was over his house and I kicked his 4 year old brother in the face....and he started crying but couldnt talk so I didnt get blamed....

I blamed it on him and he got in huge trouble.....

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kicking children and getting away with it ftw!
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#48 Brainkiller05
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[QUOTE="blooddemon666"][QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]

/thread

Kratos_Aurion56

care to elaborate :lol:

I'd rather not:oops:

I see what you did thar

:P while they are sleeping preferably.

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#49 blooddemon666
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I see what you did thar

:P while they are sleeping preferably.

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